Romeless Radio- 3-Day Weekend
(buzzer!)
Somebody's knockin' unlock the chain
Oh J-Steve, I'm so glad you came (It's J-Stew!)
One large, hand-tossed pepperoni
Here's a twenty dollar bill keep the change
That's what J-Stew's life would be like if
You pulled the plug on radio
He may be a Fullerton graduate
But dammit Jim, give the kid some hope
What the hell is going on?
Romeless radio would just be wrong
Imagine a day without a Mike T. e-mail (27)
Rachel in Houston'd be just another female
No more Ricky, Raul, or Rodney
No more Smack-Off dreams for Terrance in Sierra Madre
That's what everyday would be like if
You pulled the plug on radio
They'd probably replace you with Skip Bayless (NOOOOO!!!!)
To which all of the Clones would groan
What the hell is going on?
Romeless radio would just be wrong (RaaaaaaaahhH!!!)
(911, what's your emergency?)
Carl Lewis would just be forgotten (uh oh!)
So would Jeff Gordon and Ozzy Osbourne (Wrigley Stadium)
No more "Macauley!" or "I saw cat mate"
27-27, or "Heh heh heh heh heh!"
That's what all our lives would be lacking
If you pulled the plug on radio
There can only be one Van Smack
And his name is JIM FREAKIN' ROME!!!
What the hell is going on?
Romeless radio would just be wrong
Da da da da da da, I need my jungle
Da da da da da da, cuz I'm a freakin' Clone
Da da da da da da, it's not a sport's show
Da da da da da da, IT'S A WAY OF LIFE!
(So what do you want us to do, come over and shoot him?)
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