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[Angel_Faerie]

And people say I'm the one that needs to grow up

Seriously, Bamf. I'm being calm and rational about this and all you can do is use immature comebacks. I thought you were better than that

 

[The Squirrel]

Tron is a good franchise. Transformers 1 is slightly better enough than Transformers 2 that it can be considered a "good" movie. Twilight is still trash.

 

[WillardNation]

My most anticipated movie of the year is, without a doubt, Backdoor ****s 10.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

And people say I'm the one that needs to grow up

Seriously, Bamf. I'm being calm and rational about this and all you can do is use immature comebacks. I thought you were better than that

It was a joke, kiddo. I figured you'd be mature enough to laugh at it. Lighten up.

 

[lixdexia]

And people say I'm the one that needs to grow up

Seriously, Bamf. I'm being calm and rational about this and all you can do is use immature comebacks. I thought you were better than that

based on what?

 

[Angel_Faerie]

It was a joke, kiddo. I figured you'd be mature enough to laugh at it. Lighten up.

Re-reading it, it is kind of funny, but I would have written it differently.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

My most anticipated movie of the year is, without a doubt, Backdoor ****s 10.

THEY'RE COMING OUT WITH ONE THIS YEAR!?

t:t:t:

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Re-reading it, it is kind of funny, but I would have written it differently.

Well, yeah, because I obviously down-played the story, over-played the lip-biting and made it more of a joke. It wasn't a serious interpretation.

 

[Angel_Faerie]

Well, yeah, because I obviously down-played the story, over-played the lip-biting and made it more of a joke. It wasn't a serious interpretation.

I've gotta admit Kristen bites her lip a lot. But of course, Bella does too.

 

[JP]

'Twilight 1'

Bella's Dad: "Well, have fun at your new school. Oh hey, this is my random Native American friend and his grandson or somethin', Kabob."
Kabob: "Jacob."
*Bella bites her lip*

*Quirky group of kids instantly adopt Bella, the new kid in school, but she's too busy biting her lips at the extra white people walking by in slow motion*
Quirky Girl: "Eww, don't look at the Cullens."
Quirky Guy: "Yeah, I'm Asian."

Doves Thoughts: "Little do they know, Asian isn't exotic enough for Bella!"

*Bella sits down next to the Cullen boy in Science class and bites her lip. He looks at her and bites his lip thinking she's a mirror. She stares at him. We're not sure if this is slow motion but they stare at each other for half an hour*

Dove's Commentary: "WAKE UP THIS IS THE BEST PART!"

*Edward - the Cullen boy - is in the woods with Bella.*
Edward: "I'm a vegetarian vampire. I don't suck human blood."
*Edward removes his shirt and he sparkles. Bella bites her lip, breathes heavily and jumps on his back. They run up trees.*

*Later on Edward watches Bella as she sleeps. She bites her lips."
Edward: "She forgot her lip guard. Aw."

*The next day, Bella gets ready to go to school*
Bella's Dad: "Say Bella, your lip looks swollen. Have fun at school! Also, wanna hear a joke? A blonde vampire, a Ginger vampire and a black vampire start killing people in our town."
*Bella bites her lip and breathes heavily*
Bella's Dad: "The punchline? Oh, there isn't one."

*Bella is coerced into meeting Edward's adoptive, vegetarian Vampire family."
Vampire Family: "You look tasty, let's play baseball!"
*They play baseball. Bella bites her lip and uses it as a baseball glove. She still sucks. A black vampire shows up. The vampires chase each other and end up somewhere. And the blonde one gets torn apart. Edward and Bella go to Prom*

Bella: I witsh the shun wash out. Yow ah show bootiful when yoo shpahkle.

*Bella bites her lip*

*Dove giggles*

Hilarity.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

There is no Bella. That's a place holder name so young girls can inject themselves into that role.

Also this is why they got probably the most bland boring young actress in Hollywood to play her.

 

[Angel_Faerie]

There is no Bella. That's a place holder name so young girls can inject themselves into that role.

Also this is why they got probably the most bland boring young actress in Hollywood to play her.

I'm not denying that.

Watch "Speak", "The Runaways", and "Welcome To The Rileys" and then we can talk about Kristen's acting.

 

[WillardNation]

THEY'RE COMING OUT WITH ONE THIS YEAR!?

t:t:t:

Yes, and it's gonna be amazing! The trailer blew my mind. I'm way more excited for this than Southern ****es 8.

 

[E-Man]

I'm telling y'all now, Green Lantern is probably going to surprise everyone and be the most liked superhero movie this year. Y'all already have low expectations, so when you hear the buzz it might turn out good and y'all will rave about it more than you would with decent expectations.

Cap has a chance to be good or bad. We'll see with that one. I have a feeling fans will be split on it, but not as bad as Ang's Hulk. Thor will be seen as "Not epic enough like 300." Sad but true.

First Class is going to suck. Sure X-Men fans will cry like little *****es in the theater, then come on here the same day and claim it better than everything. Then a month later it will be the next The Last Stand.

If I am wrong in any way I will deny it vehemently and then call you a filthy racist for bringing up old ****.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Yes, and it's gonna be amazing! The trailer blew my mind. I'm way more excited for this than Southern ****es 8.

I just saw the trailer. I changed my pants, and then I changed my pants again. t:

I'm telling y'all now, Green Lantern is probably going to surprise everyone and be the most liked superhero movie this year. Y'all already have low expectations, so when you hear the buzz it might turn out good and y'all will rave about it more than you would with decent expectations.

Cap has a chance to be good or bad. We'll see with that one. I have a feeling fans will be split on it, but not as bad as Ang's Hulk. Thor will be seen as "Not epic enough like 300." Sad but true.

First Class is going to suck. Sure X-Men fans will cry like little *****es in the theater, then come on here the same day and claim it better than everything. Then a month later it will be the next The Last Stand.

If I am wrong in any way I will deny it vehemently and then call you a filthy racist for bringing up old ****.

Can't call me racist. t:

 

[lixdexia]

I'm telling y'all now, Green Lantern is probably going to surprise everyone and be the most liked superhero movie this year. Y'all already have low expectations, so when you hear the buzz it might turn out good and y'all will rave about it more than you would with decent expectations.

Cap has a chance to be good or bad. We'll see with that one. I have a feeling fans will be split on it, but not as bad as Ang's Hulk. Thor will be seen as "Not epic enough like 300." Sad but true.

First Class is going to suck. Sure X-Men fans will cry like little *****es in the theater, then come on here the same day and claim it better than everything. Then a month later it will be the next The Last Stand.

If I am wrong in any way I will deny it vehemently and then call you a filthy racist for bringing up old ****.

sounds about right

 

[knowsbleed]

People who say they can't be called racist are the most racist racists amongst racists.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

E-Man, the only thing you're qualified (allowed) to talk about is sammiches.

 

[E-Man]

Can't call me racist. t:

 

[WalkingDeadMike]

Praise White Jesus!

 

[Angel_Faerie]

E-Man, the only thing you're qualified (allowed) to talk about is sammiches.

And sing Cee Lo Green songs.

 

[E-Man]

E-Man, the only thing you're qualified (allowed) to talk about is sammiches.

Shut up you over sensitive, emotionally lacking a gray area, balding, big but still kinda flat booty, non Poopdeckpenispa sounding X-Men fan!

 

[JP]

You just described your future wife. How does that make you feel?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Shut up you over sensitive, emotionally lacking a gray area, balding, big but still kinda flat booty, non Poopdeckpenispa sounding X-Men fan!

Yeah? Well you can call me daddy. Because I am.

 

[E-Man]

You guys are breaking my balls man. You're breaking my balls.