Judge Orders Bakery to Serve Gay Couple

This one's back since the ironically named 'Respect' thread got axed.
 
I'm not gonna start stuff. I was actually trying to calm it down a bit with rational discourse. Well I tried anyway.
 
They get thrown in, a la "LGBT", I believe. So they're covered, while cross dressers (forgive me if that's not the proper term) had to be covered separately by a clothes clause.

I'm just reciting what I read about the service laws.
 
Maybe, it is the hole that is there first, and the donut is made around it?

#mindblown

Er well, that's one way. I was under the impression that most bakers were male and the holes in the donuts are created when....


:sus
 
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While we're at it, let's combine "The Easter Bunny is Jamaican" thread into this one as well. :hehe:
 
What the **** are you even talking about? :funny:
 
Just a little wordplay y'all, like those devious Kanamits.
 
You should watch the Twilight Zone episode "To Serve Man" and then get back to me.


HUMAN: I demand that you serve me and my life partner immediately!

KANAMIT GUARD: Uh, the spaceship's kind of full. I don't think that's going to happen today.

HUMAN: That's discrimination! I demand equal access to your one-way interstellar voyage!

KANAMIT GUARD: Listen, buddy, I just work here. I don't know what to tell you.

HUMAN: I've got Gloria Allred on speed-dial!

KANAMIT GUARD: Fine, fine, get in. Up the ramp, down the hall, take a left into the slaughter room ... I mean, laughter room.
 

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