Kids say/do the darnest things

[Sundancer]

Skyping with my 11 yr nephew and I saw deodorant in the background:

ME: When did you start using deodorant?

HIM: When my pits started stinking.

 

[HaplessHenchman]

Man, I probably have a zillion stories like this if I stopped and thought about it. The one I clearly remember happened when my daughter was five and my son was two.

We were playing "School" and my daughter was the teacher and my son and I were the students.

Daughter: "Does anyone have any questions?"

I raise my hand.

Daughter: "Yes Daddy, what is your question?"

Me: "What is the meaning of life?"

Daughter: "Daddy...I don't know!"

Just then the two year old turns to me (he was sitting next to me), grabs my face and turns me toward him so we are looking eye-to-eye. He has this serious look on his face.

Son: "I know."

Me: "You do? What is it?"

Son: "Applesauce!"