Killing the Trinity

[Apprentice]

If you were appointed by DC to kill the Big Three (Superman, Batman, and Wodner Woman) permanently - no returning, no coming back to life - in any kind of format (linewide crossover, contained arcs, etc), how would you do it?

 

[Darthphere]

I wouldnt, I resign.

 

[Mee]

Krypto would get super-rabies and eat them.

 

[Kaleb]

Id have batman go mental (after nightwing or Robin gets killed)and kill wonder woman,superman would kill batman for killing wonder woman, but then he would kill himself for the guilt of realizing killing he has just killed his friend(batman).

 

[Darthphere]

Id have batman go mental (after nightwing or Robin gets killed)and kill wonder woman,superman would kill batman for killing wonder woman, but then he would kill himself for the guilt of realizing killing he has just killed his friend(batman).

 

[Zeu]

Wanna kill the trinity?

Zombies, man.
You can never go wrong with zombies.

 

[onceasaint]

Wanna kill the trinity?

Zombies, man.
You can never go wrong with zombies.

Worked for the Ult. Fantastic Four

 

[Purple Man]

Superman would be mind controlled or something of the sort into killing Wonder Woman. Batman would in turn use a lot of Kryptonite and whatever else he needed to kill Superman.

Bruce would bury them on the moon so they could always be watching over the world they fought so hard to protect.

Then we would realize that he made a third grave next to them. Take out the pistol that took his parents lives. Say something along the lines of "I first stared down the barrel of this gun when I was eight years old. There were two shots that took my family from me. I waited for another shot to take me with them....I waited long enough."

BLAM!

Batman falls into the grave.

 

[Darthphere]

Yeah, why do all these stories end up with someone commiting suicide?

 

[onceasaint]

 

[Mee]

Yeah, why do all these stories end up with someone commiting suicide?

Is it Emo day?

 

[Anubis]

How about they just sacrifice themselves saving the universe or something?

 

[onceasaint]

I thought Emo Day was last week

 

[Purple Man]

I think Batman would want to die alongside his two best friends. Especially if this story took place a decade or two into the future.

If he didn't have any family to leave behind besides Dick, he would definitly pull the trigger. And him killing himself with the weapon that murdered his parents would bring things full circle, because he has had nightmares where Joe Chill shot three times instead of two.

And am I the only one who hates the word 'Emo'?

It's one thing when you're acting 'Emo' all the time, but it's another thing to show a little bit of emotion.

People are so desensitised these days when they see someone cry they think "Quit crying you whiny emo kid." instead of "Are you ok? Is there anything I can do to help."

 

[Mee]

I just don't see Bats and especially not Supes, killing themselves.

 

[Anubis]

"Do you need a razor so you can cut yourself there little guy?"

Emotion is for pansies. You should drink until you can't feel feelings anymore.

 

[onceasaint]

No its more like we've witnessed what happens when a generation is raised to be overly sensitive to anything and everything because apparently sensitivity is all that matters in the world. Yet no one bothered to promote self confidence and independence in them while they were at it. Therefore those that were raised in a more balanced way, where sensitivity and tolerance as well as inner strength is encouraged, have little patience for the emo.

The patience is warn even more thin when its become trendy. A bunch of kids who couldnt be goth, punk, gangsta, hippies or prep and decided to pick and choose bits of each and form some kind of annoying abomination that loves to call out to eras they know jack about.

 

[Anubis]

If they did do a story about the death of the Trinity, it would have to be out of continuity, and three separate stories about the death of each hero and how those left behind deal with it. Bat's would be first, then WW, and ending with Supes. you can't kill off the major characters. At least not for good. That's business suicide.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

God, you guys are so mean. The emo kids are persecuted just for having feelings. I hate you guys. I'm gonna be in the shower cutting myself and *********ing to the sight of my own blood for the next hour.

 

[onceasaint]

God, you guys are so mean. The emo kids are persecuted just for having feelings. I hate you guys. I'm gonna be in the shower cutting myself and *********ing to the sight of my own blood for the next hour.

Listening to an obscure indie band that cant play for crap because youre very deep and sensitive...

 

[Mee]

If they did do a story about the death of the Trinity, it would have to be out of continuity, and three separate stories about the death of each hero and how those left behind deal with it. Bat's would be first, then WW, and ending with Supes. you can't kill off the major characters. At least not for good. That's business suicide.

I always thought it would be a cool Elseworlds for Bats to outlive the other two and he's left to defend the world one last time and pass on the legacy to a new league.

Now that I think about it, sounds like something Frank Miller woudl write.

 

[Sentry2005]

"Do you need a razor so you can cut yourself there little guy?"

Emotion is for pansies. You should drink until you can't feel feelings anymore.

I drank until I couldn't feel feelings any more. Then I walked into my front door and got a concussion. True story

 

[onceasaint]

Batman battles his greatest threat yet... a swollen prostate!

 

[Sentry2005]

God, you guys are so mean. The emo kids are persecuted just for having feelings. I hate you guys. I'm gonna be in the shower cutting myself and *********ing to the sight of my own blood for the next hour.

Blood and seaman!! Blood and seaman!!!

 

[onceasaint]

Blood and seaman!! Blood and seaman!!!

That kind of confusion is probably what got emo kids so into pirates...