KMC comics

[Harlekin]

And I double dare ya.

 

[X]

God, I don't care if half the universe points their fingers at me and "dares" me to sign up, I feel unclean just looking at that friggin' site, especially some of the sad ways their trying to peddle that utter crap.

Look at this...

"Twelve year old Ryan Jenkins writes a sci-fi adventure of Jade Fielding, an up ‘n’ coming teen, pop-singer who has been turned into a cat-girl, by a crazed scientist bent on ruling the world!"

And...

"Writer Robert Boyd makes his debut in the comic world with Excessive Force!

When his company becomes corrupt, selling high-tech goods to street gangs, the man, William Evans, becomes Excessive Force, the true means of justice!

This gritty, crime drama will entice those who enjoy a modern day drama!

“I wanted to try a different story that compliments Bountyhunter, and Serenade, yet have a feel all its own”, says creator Robert Boyd.

“I don’t know exactly where I’m going to go with this yet, but I want the readers to have fun with it, as well as myself”, Robert said."

Holy ****, he calls that a debut? I call it material for people to stare at when they want to vomit, and maybe people that have terminal illnesses and want to slip into a coma. Hey, just slip them the latest copy of Kiss Me Comic (Only 2.00 dollars!) and they'll slip themselves!

Gah, put me out of my ****ing misery. NOW...

 

[Valorman]

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Rotflmao

 

[masteryoda]

Their website is well done.



That's something right?

 

[Valorman]

NO ..it isint well done

 

[pyras]

I could do better comics that, and I'm flippin' only 13 years old!

 

[deathshead2]

Those comics wouldn't even be good enought to start a fire.

 

[Sarge]

I think Elijya feels some sort of bizarre affection for this thread. It seems like every time it gets bumped, he makes a reference to KMC in some way in another thread.

That said, their site is HILARIOUS.

 

[Elijya]

what, are you kidding? of course I do! This thread is comedy gold!

 

[Elijya]

Thanx Every one for replaying. Again It's a different style. It probably won't be very ones cup of tea. Yet it is a good style. It's just different. I like it. Very well thought out. It's just a different style. I think it's a great style. Verry talanted. Just not the typical Comic book style. Thanx for your time.

let's see...

3 lines
257 characters
59 words
12 sentences (so an average of 5 words per sentence)
and the word "style" is used 5 times.....

 

[masteryoda]

NO ..it isint well done

Wel I think it's well done.

 

[Elijya]

this required a bump in honor of this guy attempting the same scam
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?p=7037198#post7037198

 

[DBM]

OMG!!!!!

TheSE COMiXXX R T ROXXORRXXZZZZ!!!

ThIS s A DFFRNT Style butt D Haha) a GreATTTT!!111 one.

I knEW Im Gomnna by them.

 

[deathshead2]

Ah I like this topic it was fun to bad the kid never came back it would be fun to make fun of him again.

 

[drastic_quench]

I just noticed that the title of this thread is redundant. KMC stands for Kiss Me comics, so the title is Kiss Me comics comics. Nothing about this is good.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go use an ATM machine. I'll need my PIN number.

 

[Elijya]

I was gonna follow that up with a sentence made almost entirely out of redundancies, but I'm not in a creative enough mood, so here, have some fun
http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/twice.html

 

[Elijya]

Bump of one of my favorite threads...

while it's not as badly drawn as Lynx, Lengis/Newonic (******* who posted that Stan Lee and other comic writers have no talent because the art in comics is the only thing that matters) posted his own web comic a few years ago on his Final Fantasy web site, and oh, it is a treat to behold. I won't link directly to it for content, but it's called Boshi comics, and is linked to from his FF page here http://finalfantasy10.coolfreepages.com/

 

[kissmecomix]

To the respondents of this thread:
I am Rod Jenkins creator and primary artist of Bountyhunter.
First, I wish to thank all of who have looked at our site, and have made your comments.

You have chosen your targets for criticsm very well! And obviously you make comments without reading any of the background. (I won't assume any of you read about Lynx), or who created the story. If you do not like our art fine, but I also see that there weren't any comments about Serenade, why? Art done by a woman is not worthy of your commentary?

We never said that we were the next coming of the Big Four. Kiss Me comics has been and always will be a work in progress. And for those of you who say your art is better then mine, then proove it! Create your book and put it out to the masses! Get up and publish and produce numbers that beat what we do, I'll glady concede that you are better!

I also must ask how many of your out there have even bothered to pick an independent publisher book? The one's not distributed by Diamond.

One of the first things we say when you come to our site is to keep an open mind. Art is subjective regardless of the medium, and all that you all seem to notice is the typical mass marketed propaganda that the major publishers releases every month.

If you pick apart what the "hot" artists are doing there are several irregularites in each style, (show that to an art teacher in any art school and see what happens) but as long as it has Marvel, DC, Image, or Dark Horse you go along with the program. If you can accept them, then accept us as well!

Kiss Me comics has been telling our stories for six years, we aren't going anywhere, and we say before you make any snap judgement about who and what we are read an issue,then if we aren't what you like then fine.

I can't judge who you are based on what you may or may not look like, don't judge us by a few panels, and based upon what you are fed by the mass market.

If you like stories that are generated by a national tradgedy, over exploitation of women, then continue to read and enjoy your stack.
You are not the reader KMC is looking for!

We are looking for readers who want a change of pace, who are tired of storylines that only hype the next upcoming movie. We never said we are the and all be all. We do say we have a story to tell, and we are not afraid to tell it. Becuase if we waited for respondents like yourselves and Diamond to deem us worthy of being seen, then we would be just like everybody else, and that is NOT what KMC is about.

 

[Elijya]

I'm speechless with joy

 

[Lackey]

Hi, Rod Jenkins. Welcome to the Hype.

 

[kissmecomix]

Thanks Lackey,

I invite you to watch part of our presentation video :http://kissmecomic.com/kissmecomix.asf to try and understand what we're about. As I can see that certain ones are only looking at what they want to see. It that narrow mindedness that keeps the status quo, and hampers society from evolving.

I take exception to those who only look at a few parts of a whole and judge everything is like that.
that's how predjudices are created.

 

[CConn]

To the respondents of this thread:
I am Rod Jenkins creator and primary artist of Bountyhunter.
First, I wish to thank all of who have looked at our site, and have made your comments.

You have chosen your targets for criticsm very well! And obviously you make comments without reading any of the background. (I won't assume any of you read about Lynx), or who created the story. If you do not like our art fine, but I also see that there weren't any comments about Serenade, why? Art done by a woman is not worthy of your commentary?

We never said that we were the next coming of the Big Four. Kiss Me comics has been and always will be a work in progress. And for those of you who say your art is better then mine, then proove it! Create your book and put it out to the masses! Get up and publish and produce numbers that beat what we do, I'll glady concede that you are better!

I also must ask how many of your out there have even bothered to pick an independent publisher book? The one's not distributed by Diamond.

One of the first things we say when you come to our site is to keep an open mind. Art is subjective regardless of the medium, and all that you all seem to notice is the typical mass marketed propaganda that the major publishers releases every month.

If you pick apart what the "hot" artists are doing there are several irregularites in each style, (show that to an art teacher in any art school and see what happens) but as long as it has Marvel, DC, Image, or Dark Horse you go along with the program. If you can accept them, then accept us as well!

Kiss Me comics has been telling our stories for six years, we aren't going anywhere, and we say before you make any snap judgement about who and what we are read an issue,then if we aren't what you like then fine.

I can't judge who you are based on what you may or may not look like, don't judge us by a few panels, and based upon what you are fed by the mass market.

If you like stories that are generated by a national tradgedy, over exploitation of women, then continue to read and enjoy your stack.
You are not the reader KMC is looking for!

We are looking for readers who want a change of pace, who are tired of storylines that only hype the next upcoming movie. We never said we are the and all be all. We do say we have a story to tell, and we are not afraid to tell it. Becuase if we waited for respondents like yourselves and Diamond to deem us worthy of being seen, then we would be just like everybody else, and that is NOT what KMC is about.

Hey, Rod...man. I just want you to know, I'm a big fan, and if you ever need some help in the art department, I'll be glad to lend my considerable services.

Here's a sample of my art. I think it would be just perfect for your books:

 

[kissmecomix]

HEY CConn, I bet if you computer colored it and presented it to Diamond it would probably be picked up by them.

Once again you are taking one thing from KMC and saying this is what we do, (Kind of like Bush and the whole WMD thing.) we have 5 titles running. Where's your assesment of Serenade? You are trying to lable us as a whole and that is prejudiced! That is like saying your are an arrogant, narrow minded American based on the fact that you live in America.

and if you have so much talent then once again put up or shut up, bring your best! I've had my work reviewed by those who have been in this business for over 15 years some of it good, some not, they see poetrntial. So I'm going to keep trying, keep pushing, and continue refining what I do, there are those out there who like what I do, those who don't. I'm not going to fall out if I don't impress you. Whay you think or feel will not stop KMC from striving.

We have been hearing from your kind for over 6 years, and guess what? we're still here, and will continue to be here.

and if you think some of those "hot" artist are at their best, then you know nothing about what being an artist is about. A true artist is never satisfied with their skill. They, keep improving revising.

You can't see it. Why? Simply, you believe what the marketing gurus tell you, like sheep. You spend your money on what they tell you is good or the "in" thing without no question, If they were so perfect and so talented then why are reader numbers slowly going down the toilet?

Why are the Big Four trying to make money by pushing movies? And if you think Marvel started being the way they are now, the walked before they crawled.

So where's your book? What are you doing besides being the typical market bred and fed fanboy, who is the perpetual slave, keeping the number crunchers happy?

We have our story to tell, and we're not afraid to tell it. If you wish to see only one part of KMC that is entirely up to you. We want people who aren't afraid to actually look around, 'kick the tires' as it were and see where we are going, what we are doing.

That is why there is such a thing as variety, and one person's view or opinion doesn't rule the world, nor this industry.

 

[drastic_quench]

Thanks for bumping this old thread. I needed a laugh.

 

[Darthphere]

Rod Jenkins is a true professional.