Like coffee?

[Immortalfire]

From Fox...a topless coffee shop

VASSALBORO, Maine — Cup size has more than one meaning at a new central Maine coffeehouse.

Servers are topless at the Grand View Topless Coffee Shop, which opened its doors Monday on a busy road in Vassalboro. A sign outside says, "Over 18 only." Another says, "No cameras, no touching, cash only."

On Tuesday, two men sipped coffee at a booth while three topless waitresses and a bare-chested waiter stood nearby. Topless waitress Susie Wiley said men, women and couples have stopped by.

The coffee shop raised the ire of dozens of residents when it went before the town planning board last month. Town officials said the coffee shop met the letter of the law.

Takes all kinds, I guess.

 

[Prison Mike]

Sweet. Coffee and boobs!

 

[Immortalfire]

Cash only...lol.

 

[Raiden]

I don't usually drink coffee, but I'd go over there for a cup of hot 'joe.

 

[OctaviusINC]

Sweet. Now coffee can extend my morning wood.

 

[Shemtov]

Do they give Shamwows as napkins and grind the beans with slapchop? Because no matter how kinky, Its not good without Vince.

 

[Immortalfire]

Do they give Shamwows as napkins and grind the beans with slapchop?

I would certainly hope so.

 

[Majic Walrus]

The best part of waking up.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

They should only have it to a certain time. and then that would be another reason for people to get up early.

 

[AndThePickles]

I just honestly don't see the connection between coffee and being topless

 

[Majic Walrus]

I just honestly don't see the connection between coffee and being topless

They're both awesome.

 

[SuBe]

They're both awesome.

 

[Raiden]

They're both awesome.

 

[Drizzle]

I love topless chicks as much as the next guy, but when one of those booby baristas accidentally spills hot coffee on herself, it's all over.

 

[AndThePickles]

They're both awesome.

As someone who is regularly sexually satisfied, I can't say I'm horny enough to be thinking, "You know what I'd REALLY like when I'm half-asleep and dreading going to work? A shirtless strange man serving me my coffee!" Just seems really out of place for a coffee shop.

 

[Immortalfire]

As someone who is regularly sexually satisfied, I can't say I'm horny enough to be thinking, "You know what I'd REALLY like when I'm half-asleep and dreading going to work? A shirtless strange man serving me my coffee!" Just seems really out of place for a coffee shop.

 

[SuBe]

As someone who is regularly sexually satisfied, I can't say I'm horny enough to be thinking, "You know what I'd REALLY like when I'm half-asleep and dreading going to work? A shirtless strange man serving me my coffee!" Just seems really out of place for a coffee shop.

This place may prove you otherwise. It's a new concept, that just may change your mind. I just hope one of the women don't ask "Would you like Milk with that?"

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I just honestly don't see the connection between coffee and being topless

Got milk?

 

[Cunning Stunts]

As someone who is regularly sexually satisfied, I can't say I'm horny enough to be thinking, "You know what I'd REALLY like when I'm half-asleep and dreading going to work? A shirtless strange man serving me my coffee!" Just seems really out of place for a coffee shop.

You're also not the target consumer.

 

[The Squirrel]

But what if the servers are ugly.

 

[Raiden]

As someone who is regularly sexually satisfied, I can't say I'm horny enough to be thinking, "You know what I'd REALLY like when I'm half-asleep and dreading going to work? A shirtless strange man serving me my coffee!" Just seems really out of place for a coffee shop.

Men react more strongly to the opposite sex who's topless than women, and it's not like you can't find topless men in beaches anyway. For topless women, you have to go to special places to find them.

 

[AndThePickles]

Why even pretend to care by throwing in the lone shirtless man, then?

 

[Raiden]

Why even pretend to care by throwing in the lone shirtless man, then?

For gay men?

 

[Bnightwing]

"Well Mrs. Smith you have a nice application now lets seem them boobs to see if you got that job"

 

[union_jak]

Men react more strongly to the opposite sex who's topless than women, and it's not like you can't find topless men in beaches anyway. For topless women, you have to go to special places to find them.

In America, that is. A lot of countries are a little bit more liberal about breasts