Looking for haunted house insurance

[Mike_D202]

I just bought my first house, but it's so old that when it was first built it didn't have indoor plumbing (only an out-house). Obviously it's been upgraded since then. The city I live in is the 3rd oldest in the U.S. So naturally, I'm looking for an insurance policy that covers a potential haunting. Advice?

 

[Octoberist]

Why don't get the house blessed?

 

[Greens]

Put up a Nicolas Cage poster. He fends off evil spirits.

 

[Erzengel]

I have a particle accelerator.

 

[Warhammer]

You best call a priest before some Amityville Horror s*** starts happening to you.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

My advice is you stop believing in ghosts like a kid.

 

[Evelisse]

My only advice would be Melissa McCarthy.

 

[Pink Ranger]

My approach to hauntings is best captured in this piece of dialogue from 30 Rock:


LIZ: Yeah, well, if I die, my ghost is going to haunt you.

FRANK: Then your ghost is going to see some disgusting stuff.

 

[Duke]

I just bought my first house, but it's so old that when it was first built it didn't have indoor plumbing (only an out-house). Obviously it's been upgraded since then. The city I live in is the 3rd oldest in the U.S. So naturally, I'm looking for an insurance policy that covers a potential haunting. Advice?

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[Fallen Angel]

Bro can I come over?

 

[Octoberist]

I'll come out and say, that I've seen some paranormal stuff before. I'm still a skeptic but I do believe there's a lot out there that we just can't explain.

 

[Greens]

I'll come out and say, that I've seen some paranormal stuff before. I'm still a skeptic but I do believe there's a lot out there that we just can't explain.

That was me under the white blanket.

 

[KevanG]

Get insurance and tell them the house may implode or have pyromaniac poltergeists so you need the best insurance they have.

 

[OctaviusINC]

Haunted? Ha! It's probably just old man Jenkins dressed as a skeleton. He's after that insurance money. I suggest dropping a net on said "ghost". That always seems to get'em.

 

[Enriquespy]

My advice is you stop believing in ghosts like a kid.

This.

 

[ThePhantasm]

My advice is you stop believing in ghosts like a kid.

Indeed. And start believing in ghosts like a man.

Seriously, this wimpy belief is bull****.

 

[Greens]

Seriously, this wimpy belief is bull****.

My ghosts look like The Rock and want to kick my ass

 

[KevanG]

Of course if the house does pull a Poltergeist then they'll just have it fall under 'acts of god' and refuse to pay out.

I heard there were these guys in New York that cost around 1500 to fix up a house from all sorts of spooks, monsters and ghosts.

 

[Guts]

If you do have a ghost, just hope that it's going to be like that scene in Ghostbusters where Dan Aykroyd gets a visit from a ghost while in bed.

 

[Duke]

Of course if the house does pull a Poltergeist then they'll just have it fall under 'acts of god' and refuse to pay out.

I heard there were these guys in New York that cost around 1500 to fix up a house from all sorts of spooks, monsters and ghosts.

Or he can call Ghost Hunters.

 

[KevanG]

They're as likely to be crazed meth heads as just idiots. At least with my guys they're funny.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I wish there was such a thing as ghosts. The fact our consciousness will be forever wiped from existence the moment our breath expires is much more terrifying.

 

[Enriquespy]

Truth is that ghost migth not absolutely not exist.

 

[Guts]

would the insurance only cover specific ghosts? What if you find out that you are being haunted by Walt Disney and your insurance doesn't cover Walt?

 

[Lily Adler]

Oh, I thought this thread would be about recommendations of haunted places to vacation to.