Looking for haunted house insurance

[Godzilla2000]

I just bought my first house, but it's so old that when it was first built it didn't have indoor plumbing (only an out-house). Obviously it's been upgraded since then. The city I live in is the 3rd oldest in the U.S. So naturally, I'm looking for an insurance policy that covers a potential haunting. Advice?

Why not profit from a haunting in your home?

 

[Pink Ranger]

Why not profit from a haunting in your home?

I had a couple of friends in pastoral Connecticut who tried that, it did not turn out well.

 

[squeekness]

This would be my biggest fear in moving. First it's all yay look at my awesome new house ..... Then weeks later you're running out the door, screaming.

 

[Pink Ranger]

This would be my biggest fear in moving. First it's all yay look at my awesome new house ..... Then weeks later you're running out the door, screaming.

After seeing me walk around the house nude, the ghosts would be running out the door, screaming.

 

[squeekness]

After seeing me walk around the house nude, the ghosts would be running out the door, screaming.

Cheaper than hiring an exorcist, ey?

 

[KalMart]

After seeing me walk around the house nude, the ghosts would be running out the door, screaming.

That's some #1 ghost deterrent right there.


Ghost 1: Damn…that ain't right, yo?
Ghost 2: I'm outta here….

 

[Pink Ranger]

Cheaper than hiring an exorcist, ey?

Also, cleanup is easier on macaroni-and-cheese night.

 

[KalMart]

Ain't been a single haunting since Ring-Toss Night….

 

[squeekness]

I wonder how many hauntings are even real. I do watch both Ghost Hunters and Ghost Adventures and no matter how much they hype a place it's been rare that they've shown me anything truly impressive.

 

[KevanG]

"Oh no! The easily modifiable equipment with no verifiable results has shown there was maybe something that could have been interpreted as supernatural if you were drunk and/or high."

 

[squeekness]

"Oh no! The easily modifiable equipment with no verifiable results has shown there was maybe something that could have been interpreted as supernatural if you were drunk and/or high."

Hee hee. Because no human could ever fake upstairs footsteps like that!

 

[Greens]

I wonder how many hauntings are even real. I do watch both Ghost Hunters and Ghost Adventures and no matter how much they hype a place it's been rare that they've shown me anything truly impressive.

All of those shows are fake, no exceptions.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Ain't been a single haunting since Ring-Toss Night….

Let's just say the Olympic flag flying over my house looks a little different than the one you've seen on TV.

 

[Guts]

Have they ever found any monsters on that show Alaska Monsters?

 

[KevanG]

All of those shows are fake, no exceptions.

They're not just fake. They're $5 budget low quality fake that you have to work hard to achieve when you've spent that $5 on tacos.

Hee hee. Because no human could ever fake upstairs footsteps like that!

But what about the non-verifiable cold spots, mysterious non-verifiable touchings of unseen things that didn't move the curtains they were against and the really obvious fake stuff mysterious psychic waves emanating of off the furniture?

 

[KalMart]

Finding Bigfoot, too.


"Shhh….hey Earle…y'here that…?"

- "Defn'tly a 'squatch, hoss…."



It was like a twig snapping…"Whoa...that's got to be a bi-pedal nomadic herbivorous primate…"

 

[KevanG]

"I saw Bigfoot! No wait, it was a tree!"
"There he is! Wait... same tree."
*Five hours later*
"TREEEEEEEEEEEEE"

 

[Godzilla2000]

I guess I might be crazy but I'm not afraid of ghosts in my house. In fact I have had a few weird things happen but they were more alarming than scary. I had one instance where I believe I scared a ghost more because I spotted it creeping past my door. I'm still trying to rationalize whether it was real or not.

 

[Greens]

I'm still trying to rationalize whether it was real or not.

It wasn't.

 

[squeekness]

Oh I think there are ghosts for real. Too many people have seen unexplainable things for them ALL to be wrong. I just think it's very rare is all.

 

[KevanG]

This reminds me of a book I read where a guy sort of got himself killed so his ghost could help him beat down a dream demon that was trying to kill him. He got CPR while sleeping but died enough to get a ghost for a bit.

 

[Greens]

Too many people have seen unexplainable things for them ALL to be wrong.

Because eyewitness accounts are always so reliable...

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Yeah seriously.

I'll take science's word over the drunken hillbillies who appear on those 'Ghost Hunter' shows. Believing in ghosts is as silly and illogical as believing in Santa or the Tooth Fairy.

 

[Enriquespy]

For now.

 

[Great Cthulhu]

spine chilling ghost footage - (ghost caught on video)
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A PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR CLAIMS THIS VIDEO EVIDENCE PROVES THAT A GHOST DESTROYED HIS CAMERA .