Asteroid-Man
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Next time that kid has a spaz-attack, he's gonna kill her and grow up to me the rainmaker.
Next time that kid has a spaz-attack, he's gonna kill her and grow up to me the rainmaker.
Halfway through this. I can't finish this. This has got to be one of the most boring movies I ever witnessed. I give this movie a F. Worse than In Time.
You all are acting like I'm the only one who has complained of this.
When the movie starts out, our main conflict is that of the Looper(s). As the story plays out we learn about this boy who grows up to have a firm grip over the future of the world. Similar to how Terminator starts off as a survival/chase film but we soon learn it's about saving the future of mankind - only in Terminator, they solve the small/original issue (killing the Terminator) and then the larger one (conceiving John Connor). Now with Looper, we get the problem of the Looper solved, but it's more likely that the kid is gonna grow up to be just as bad. Sure, we see him control himself for a second, but he could just as easily snap again. I mean, Joe didn't kill the kid's mom the first time anyway - she dies some other way somewhere down the road. It'll happen again. It was a cop-out on the writer's part. It would've been better (still a horrible idea) if "it was all just a dream". Had Old Joe killed the boy, the world would have been saved AND it would have made for a VERY interesting discussion.
In dirtying his hands, Old-Joe ensures that Young-Joe grows old with clean hands. He makes himself the villain so that he can still be innocent. And yet, Young-Joe still feels some guilt. Then we still get that memory that Old-Joe briefly experiences (trying to remember his "one love" and remembering the boy's mother) being true.
At this point, Old-Joe could kill himself or some ****. Young-Joe goes back to collect, and then we get an interesting relationship between Joe and the girl (does she resent him for the actions of a could-be-Joe?) The writers tried soooo hard to have an unconventional ending that they ended up with a meaningless self-sacrifice - a pretty big cliche in its own.
Halfway through this. I can't finish this. This has got to be one of the most boring movies I ever witnessed. I give this movie a F. Worse than In Time.
I saw enough. Why finish a movie if it sucks just to say I did it. The movie was terrible. My attention span is very short when it comes to crap movies. Movies that drag, has awful dialogue, a story that has terrible pacing and a story that is all over the place. I got to around the part where he meets himself in the diner and say that's it I really don't care what happens going forward. It was that bad. When it first started you think looping sounds very cool. But the execution is terrible. There is no depth behind it. Sort of like In Time which was better than this. This movie got lazy simple as that.
I recommend going back to Transformers 3, might not be as boring for you.
As much as I loved the movie, and I really did, I have a question to pose about the ending:
While I thought the ending was great, I'm just curious: couldn't Joe have still shot his future self instead of committing suicide? Think about this. The little boy that "Future Joe" went back to kill would've become the evil head of the Looper society in the future if his mom was killed. If Joe"had shot "Future Joe" like he was going to to begin with, the mom would've still lived anyway, and she and her son would've still gotten a happy ending. PLUS, "Future Joe" had killed all the other Looper head-honchos and cronies in the "present day" time point anyway, so he wouldn't have to worry about them coming for him for "closing his loop" BECAUSE THE LOOP-CLOSING TECHNICALLY WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED. Thus, Joe could've chosen to live his life in peace for the rest of his days and not worry about his past coming back to bite him in the arse!
What do you guys think?
No, he couldn't.
The blunderbuss is a short range weapon. This was mentioned several times in the film. Young Joe was too far away from Future Joe to shoot him in time.
Oh, yeah. Forgot about that. Blast.
Though one thing that could have worked...
Would have been if he had blown off his own hand, rendering old Joe unable to shoot the gun for a moment, until he got closer and could kill old joe. But considering the short amount of time he had to react, it would have been kind of hard to think of that. Not only that, but it wouldn't have garunteed him enough time to get to old Joe before old Joe picked up the gun and tried to shoot with his other hand.
Actually old Joe would have been able to react to losing his hand faster, as he'd feel no pain. Young Joe, however, would have to react to the pain AND run.
I recommend going back to Transformers 3, might not be as boring for you.