Have you ever seen Laurence and Samuel L in the same room?

Have you ever seen Laurence and Samuel L in the same room?![]()
I have but it involved a lot of tequila shots.

From both of their navals.![]()


I'm gonna slap you taint clippy![]()

Hey every... Wait... Are y'all slapping taints? I, umm... have to be somewhere else right now. TAXI!!!
You should be asleep by now old man.


Get off the damn road senior citizen.![]()
t:These kids today with their hippin' and their hoppin and the bippin' and the boppin' and not eating the Jello pudding pops....![]()
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So tonite for my at work meal it's Surf and Turf again. Sushi with beef teriyaki. I am cussing addicted... but it's so good.

But how would I do my job asleep?![]()
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(Gets on motorized Rascal scooter to pick up my medications from the CVS)



*yells after Krypton* Hey if you're going to CVS pick up some cigarettes---!
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Too soon?![]()

Get the heathen a bar of soap. We can't have such foul language.


