LV's christmas...with added ryhming

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  1. Lord Valumart Hype's Dr - It's Canon

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    'twas christmas eve,
    i was clicking a mouse,
    talking to a loved one,
    who's in another house

    we talked for hours,
    she really is sweet,
    my only regret,
    is that i fell asleep

    christmas morn' came,
    i awoke to a clatter,
    i slowly moved out of my bed
    to see what was the matter

    i found my slippers,
    put on my dressinggown,
    the one with bart simpson,
    that boy's such a clown

    i wobbled about,
    as i streatched and yawned,
    i wondered what lay ahead,
    on this new day dawned

    i opened the door,
    to see such a sight,
    my dad shouted out loud,
    "oh ye pile o' ****e"

    as i went down stairs,
    all tired and sleepy still,
    i saw my poor car,
    screaming on the windowsill

    i wandered inside,
    ignoring the cat,
    i went to the sofa,
    'twas there i sat

    after the breakfast,
    came present time,
    i opened them all,
    for most were mine

    dr who crap,
    gloves that were gay,
    and a jumper,
    ex-james may

    robbie the reindeer,
    was a sup par epic,
    voyage of the damed,
    they'll live to regret it

    so this was xmas,
    and what have we done?
    well i ate a chicken,
    even gave the cat some.


    so yeh...:dry:
     
  2. Symbiotic Registered

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    *slow clapping*:cwink:
     
  3. Captain_BluTac You Better Run

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    lol you stole my idea and I guess you watched Shrek the halls
     
  4. Lord Valumart Hype's Dr - It's Canon

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    i only saw the bit with the cat...where it stoped half way through and played with the ball...
     
  5. bullets bang bang

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    its ok .. maybe a little too long .
     
  6. Captain_BluTac You Better Run

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    LOL still was good my niece looks like one of the ogre babies
     
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    why do people think
    we care about your christmas?
    christmas FTL




    a haiku by knowsbleed
     
  8. Lord Valumart Hype's Dr - It's Canon

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    you can never have to much christmas crap....
    freaky.....
     
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