World M.J.'s home invasion.

[Advanced Dark]

'Spider Man' fan held in break-in

NEW YORK (UPI) -- A "Spider-Man" fan charged with burglary says he knows nothing about a break-in at the New York City home of the actress who plays Spider Man's girlfriend.

James Jimenez, 33, a New York City auto mechanic with a long history of crime, is charged with allegedly helping a friend break into the SoHo Grand penthouse of actress Kirsten Dunst, the New York Post reported Monday.

Jimenez on Aug. 9 allegedly helped Jarrod Beinerman break in and steal a $13,000 Marc Jacobs purse, $2,500 in cash, and cameras and an iPod, the Post reported.

Jimenez has denied involvement with the break-in at Dunst's, who was not home at the time.

"I know James has the deepest respect for Spider-Man and would never want anything to happen to Spider-Man's girlfriend," said John Bostany, Jimenez' lawyer.



Copyright 2007 by United Press International

That last quote is just ******ed.

 

[SpideyZERO]

LOL. This is fun

So maybe we should wait for Spidey to catch the theft?

 

[Prison Mike]

the last quote sounds like a 10 year old said it, not a lawyer.

 

[Advanced Dark]

^ Honestly how could a lawyer say that with a straight face?

 

[Argyle of Sock]

^ Honestly how could a lawyer say that with a straight face?

Lawyers are actually alien robot clones and therefore do not show emotion. I thought everyone knew that.

 

[Mr. Socko]

^ Honestly how could a lawyer say that with a straight face?

Don't worry, they will be abolished in 8 years.

 

[BizarroAids]

Wow, that quote just took away alll that lawyers credibilty...What school did he go too....