Machete Kills Again... In Space! (2013)

[terry78]

It's obviously a little inside gag regarding Vergera's massiveness.

 

[PyroChamber]

Is there any movie Sofia Vergara won't star in? Hell, she was in Soul Plane.

 

[Donnie Darko]

That was before Modern Family, though, right?

 

[PyroChamber]

^Yeah.

 

[Sawyer]

God, she's hot as hell.

 

[PyroChamber]

Good thing she is hot, because I can't stand hearing her talk.

 

[gwynplaine]

Beautiful older woman.

 

[Sawyer]

Good thing she is hot, because I can't stand hearing her talk.

I haven't been able to decide whether I find her voice to be annoying or a turn-on.

 

[terry78]

Her mispronunciation is classic.

 

[DrDoom]

It's obviously a little inside gag regarding Vergera's massiveness.

 

[jonathancrane]

Interesting reference to Austin Powers.

 

[Majik1387]

While the most notable, Austin Powers was not the first to use a body part as a position for a gun. From Dusk Til Dawn predates Austin Powers with the penis pistol; which to me seems like a more viable reference than Austin Powers' fembots.

 

[jonathancrane]

I have not seen From Dusk Til Dawn, sadly; but, I suspected there was a longer history of bodies as weapons. That was the first association that sprang to mind, sadly; but, considering Rodriguez's involvement with the film, that cements the association with the correct source (From Dusk TIll Dawn).

 

[Whiskey Tango]

Charlie Sheen Changes Name for Machete Kills

TMZ is reporting that Charlie Sheen is changing his name back to Carlos Estevez, his birth name, for the upcoming Robert Rodriguez sequel Machete Kills. It's the first time in his career that he won't be billed as Charlie Sheen.

The September 13 release also stars Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Jessica Alba, Demián Bichir, Alexa Vega, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding, Jr., William Sadler, Marko Zaror and Mel Gibson.

Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent Machete, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man - he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

 

[StarLord]

Winning!

 

[Teelie]

To be more appropriate, it would be "Ganar!"
[blackout]According to Google Translate anyways[/blackout]

 

[chelo248]

I saw a part (30 seconds) of the leaked trailer on youtube yesterday, so i guess full trailer is coming soon...

 

[Sawyer]

Winning!

This isn't 2011 anymore, Whiplash.

 

[henry_9305]

Just saw the trailer. Looks fun.

 

[def28]

I'm sure the red band will look cooler, but that was weak. Charlie Sheen bit was funny though. I demand more Alexa Vega and Amber Heard!

 

[StarLord]

This looks even more f****d up that the first one!

 

[kane9321]

Good thing she is hot, because I can't stand hearing her talk.

THIS...I really cant understand wtf she is saying

 

[PyroChamber]

After seeing that trailer, I truly stand by what I said about Sofia Vergara's looks because she can't act for ****. "MACHETE!! AHH! AHH!"

 

[Terminator]

You're looking for acting? It's Machete.

 

[culver3vlr22]

Thank god I wasn't the only person who loves to look at Sofia but that girl isn't that great of a line giver.