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lemme introduce you to the Mondo Funky thread
http://superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120377
http://superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120377
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or try the Mixed Up Movie Captions thread
http://superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=206851
http://superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=206851
Elijya said:
The night's as hot as hell. It's a lousy room in a lousy part of a lousy town - I'm staring at a goddess. She's telling me she wants me. I'm not going to waste one more minute wondering how I've gotten this lucky. She smells like angels ought to smell, the perfect woman... the Goddess. Goldie. She says her name is Goldie.
Definitely made me laugh with the borg it took me a while to get teh other one 
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Hypes very own oasis of comedy, drama and fun!
Visit the Mondo Funky Thread!
Located in the quiet and serene setting of the Misc. Comic Forum.
Come join us now!
Visit the Mondo Funky Thread!
Located in the quiet and serene setting of the Misc. Comic Forum.
Come join us now!
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Elijya said:lemme introduce you to the Mondo Funky thread
http://superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120377
^^
That made my day
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aww, you're pimping for me. So sweettwylight said:Hypes very own oasis of comedy, drama and fun!
Visit the Mondo Funky Thread!
Located in the quiet and serene setting of the Misc. Comic Forum.
Come join us now!
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your moms so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight
Your moms so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch
your moms so dumb she thought cheerios were donut seeds
You moms so dumb she was locked in a grocery store and starved
...those are from the net...they made me laugh,but Im entertained easily
LMAO @ Elijah's caption
Your moms so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch
your moms so dumb she thought cheerios were donut seeds
You moms so dumb she was locked in a grocery store and starved
...those are from the net...they made me laugh,but Im entertained easily
LMAO @ Elijah's caption
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So did this story I just got in an email:
The IRS decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Ralph shows up
with his attorney.
The auditor says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant
lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you
explain by saying that you win money gambling.
I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."
"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Ralph.
"How about a demonstration?"
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go
ahead."
Ralph says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can
bite my own eye."
The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet."
Ralph removes his glass eye and bites it.
The auditor's jaw drops. Ralph says, "Now, I'll bet you
two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."
The auditor can tell Ralph isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Ralph removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered
and lost three grand, with Ralph's attorney as a
witness. He starts to get nervous.
"Want to go double or nothing?" Ralph asks. "I'll bet
you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side
of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the
other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he
looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy
can manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
Ralph stands beside the desk and unzips his pants,
but although he strains mightily, he can't make the
stream reach the wastebasket on other side, so he
pretty much urinates all over the desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just
turned a major loss into a huge win. But Ralph's
attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
"Are you okay?" the auditor asks.
"Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when
Ralph told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he
bet me twenty thousand dollars that he could come in
here and piss all over an IRS official's desk and that
you'd be happy about it."
The IRS decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Ralph shows up
with his attorney.
The auditor says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant
lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you
explain by saying that you win money gambling.
I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."
"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Ralph.
"How about a demonstration?"
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go
ahead."
Ralph says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can
bite my own eye."
The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet."
Ralph removes his glass eye and bites it.
The auditor's jaw drops. Ralph says, "Now, I'll bet you
two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."
The auditor can tell Ralph isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Ralph removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered
and lost three grand, with Ralph's attorney as a
witness. He starts to get nervous.
"Want to go double or nothing?" Ralph asks. "I'll bet
you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side
of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the
other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he
looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy
can manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
Ralph stands beside the desk and unzips his pants,
but although he strains mightily, he can't make the
stream reach the wastebasket on other side, so he
pretty much urinates all over the desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just
turned a major loss into a huge win. But Ralph's
attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
"Are you okay?" the auditor asks.
"Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when
Ralph told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he
bet me twenty thousand dollars that he could come in
here and piss all over an IRS official's desk and that
you'd be happy about it."
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The Bathtub Sanity Test
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this
should help get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the
criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty
the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup!" "No." said the
Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the
window?"
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this
should help get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the
criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty
the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup!" "No." said the
Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the
window?"
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