Make me Laugh!

[NHawk19]

Ok I'm really having a long day . . .I cant think straight people at work have been bugging the hell out of me, and I cant even get my sarcasm going on here.

I need a break, so some one make me laugh

 

[passerby]

What's a dogs favorite part of a house?

 

[NHawk19]

dunno?

 

[passerby]

The ROOOOF

 

[NHawk19]

The ROOOOF

um no

next please

 

[Elijya]

lemme introduce you to the Mondo Funky thread
http://superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120377

 

[passerby]

um no

next please

I was going for so stupid it might be funny. I only get what I try to get every 1 out of 1000 times.

 

[Elijya]

or try the Mixed Up Movie Captions thread

http://superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=206851

The night's as hot as hell. It's a lousy room in a lousy part of a lousy town - I'm staring at a goddess. She's telling me she wants me. I'm not going to waste one more minute wondering how I've gotten this lucky. She smells like angels ought to smell, the perfect woman... the Goddess. Goldie. She says her name is Goldie.

 

[BBT]

 

[SLVRSR4]

Definitely made me laugh with the borg it took me a while to get teh other one

 

[NHawk19]

lemme introduce you to the Mondo Funky thread
http://superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120377

Thanks

Anyone else?

BBT's going for cute it got a smirk.

 

[Elijya]

the thread's a 175 pages long! you shouldn't need anything else, it should keep you occupied for days

 

[Socrates]

Listen to some Stephen Lynch or Dane Cook if you're in need of a laugh.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

 

[Elijya]

try the Perry Bible Fellowship
http://cheston.com/pbf/archive.html

 

[twylight]

Hypes very own oasis of comedy, drama and fun!

Visit the Mondo Funky Thread!

Located in the quiet and serene setting of the Misc. Comic Forum.

Come join us now!

 

[Erundur]

lemme introduce you to the Mondo Funky thread
http://superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120377

^^

That made my day

 

[Elijya]

Hypes very own oasis of comedy, drama and fun!

Visit the Mondo Funky Thread!

Located in the quiet and serene setting of the Misc. Comic Forum.

Come join us now!

aww, you're pimping for me. So sweet

 

[NHawk19]

I never knew about it before today . . .

and I'm still there but variety is the spice of life.

 

[Elijya]

are you laughing?

 

[twylight]

aww, you're pimping for me. So sweet

Just doing my civic duty for the Comic Forums.

 

[Sentinel X]

your moms so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight
Your moms so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch
your moms so dumb she thought cheerios were donut seeds
You moms so dumb she was locked in a grocery store and starved

...those are from the net...they made me laugh,but Im entertained easily

LMAO @ Elijah's caption

 

[NHawk19]

are you laughing?

Indeed that thread cheered me up . . . personal fav so far is:

Thanks

 

[NHawk19]

So did this story I just got in an email:

The IRS decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Ralph shows up
with his attorney.

The auditor says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant
lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you
explain by saying that you win money gambling.
I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."

"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Ralph.
"How about a demonstration?"

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go
ahead."

Ralph says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can
bite my own eye."

The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet."

Ralph removes his glass eye and bites it.

The auditor's jaw drops. Ralph says, "Now, I'll bet you
two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."

The auditor can tell Ralph isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

Ralph removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered
and lost three grand, with Ralph's attorney as a
witness. He starts to get nervous.

"Want to go double or nothing?" Ralph asks. "I'll bet
you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side
of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the
other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he
looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy
can manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Ralph stands beside the desk and unzips his pants,
but although he strains mightily, he can't make the
stream reach the wastebasket on other side, so he
pretty much urinates all over the desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just
turned a major loss into a huge win. But Ralph's
attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

"Are you okay?" the auditor asks.

"Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when
Ralph told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he
bet me twenty thousand dollars that he could come in
here and piss all over an IRS official's desk and that
you'd be happy about it."

 

[Strange]

The Bathtub Sanity Test
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this
should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the
criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty
the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup!" "No." said the
Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the
window?"