Let's all laugh at me......

[Cyrusbales]

As some of you know, I had a girl coming to stay with me to do work experience with my production company, she was a hot 21 year old blonde who seemed interested. My plan for this week was somewhat naughty, but you can't blame me, however......

We went out on the first proper night she was here, and went clubbing. after a considerable amount of booze, I went to the bar and a random girl got off with me because I let her get served at the bar first, any other night, I would have been a happy man. But I said my thanks, and went back to work exp girl, who had not seen this. Severl tripple Vodka's and a half hour later, I found myself wrapped around a girl, THE WRONG FRICKIN' ONE!!!! Work exp girl is nice and happy, dancing away, whilst I'm busy with some other bird. OUCH!!! So this week of intended passion has gone a little sour as she was RIGHT THERE!!!! And sharing a bed with her is much more of a chore than a pleasure, eek!

Please all laugh at the night that would normally have been great, that was actually a bummer! lol

 

[Fran]

Damn that sucks.

 

[Hades]

How old are you

huloooo la? hoooOOooooOOoooOOooooOOOoooOOOOOoooOOooOODDDDD

 

[Kaleb]

Im going to cry rather

 

[Cyrusbales]

I'm only 18, still no excuse for being a stupid fool! lol

 

[unstoppable]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[jaguarr]

You fail this semester's "Playa 101" course. Please try again next semester.

jag

 

[Cyrusbales]

You fail this semester's "Playa 101" course. Please try again next semester.

jag

On the other hand, I have 3 booty calles within the first two weeks of Feb, maybe four, lol

 

[mightiest_mortal]

rofl, nice work mate
Hopefully if she was really drunk she wont remember in the morning

 

[Cyrusbales]

rofl, nice work mate
Hopefully if she was really drunk she wont remember in the morning

she was sober, i am screwed, spent too much money and time, all gone down hill

 

[jaguarr]

On the other hand, I have 3 booty calles within the first two weeks of Feb, maybe four, lol

Your attempt at extra credit is admirable.

jag

 

[mightiest_mortal]

so, she stayed Sober, and you got completely smashed and ended on the dance floor? I think making out with other girls was the least of your problems lol

 

[The Amazing Lee]

English people

 

[SapphirePrima]

Rule #1- Never aim too high

 

[Cyrusbales]

so, she stayed Sober, and you got completely smashed and ended on the dance floor? I think making out with other girls was the least of your problems lol

dude, I've almost finished an entire bottle of the finest french wine in my possesion(being a wine freak, that's expensive!). My problems are considereble, not to mention the 39 year old bird.... lol

 

[enterthemadness]

As some of you know, I had a girl coming to stay with me to do work experience with my production company, she was a hot 21 year old blonde who seemed interested. My plan for this week was somewhat naughty, but you can't blame me, however......

We went out on the first proper night she was here, and went clubbing. after a considerable amount of booze, I went to the bar and a random girl got off with me because I let her get served at the bar first, any other night, I would have been a happy man. But I said my thanks, and went back to work exp girl, who had not seen this. Severl tripple Vodka's and a half hour later, I found myself wrapped around a girl, THE WRONG FRICKIN' ONE!!!! Work exp girl is nice and happy, dancing away, whilst I'm busy with some other bird. OUCH!!! So this week of intended passion has gone a little sour as she was RIGHT THERE!!!! And sharing a bed with her is much more of a chore than a pleasure, eek!

Please all laugh at the night that would normally have been great, that was actually a bummer! lol

Lesson learned: Don't drink!

HA! HA!

 

[Cyrusbales]

Lesson learned: Don't drink!

HA! HA!

I'm drinking right now, what lesson? lol

 

[mightiest_mortal]

39... thats reasonable.. at least she wasn't on pension credit.

Wouldn't worry about it... Girls prefer guys with people interested in them, itl only help your cause.... well maybe a 39 wud be a little off putting unless she was a milf.
Least she knows u like getting pissed and having fun now right? (and that u cant handle your alcohol lol)

I'm drinking right now, what lesson? lol

youve got2, its the English way.

 

[Cyrusbales]

39... thats reasonable.. at least she wasn't on pension credit.

Wouldn't worry about it... Girls prefer guys with people interested in them, itl only help your cause.... well maybe a 39 wud be a little off putting unless she was a milf.
Least she knows u like getting pissed and having fun now right? (and that u cant handle your alcohol lol)



youve got2, its the English way.

I'm very good at alcohol, it's why i drink litre's of Vodka, lol. And the 39 yr old is dirty and jus one of my many ventures, I'm going to isle of wight and portsmouth as well very soon, and yes, a milf, 12 yr old daughter


This thread will last for ages, as I always do things where people can laugh at my expense, lol.

 

[Sean Adisano]

HA HA

 

[Cyrusbales]

HA HA

you've got the idea!

 

[Warhammer]

That sucks.

Terrible....

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

I can imagine your taking it extremly hard,your avatar picture of yourself is proof of that.Was it taken right after this incident?

 

[chaseter]

On the other hand, I have 3 booty calles within the first two weeks of Feb, maybe four, lol

People who front their sexual gains to the unkown masses on message boards and that aren't your close buddies are either lying or really f*** fat, ugly girls.

 

[chaseter]

I can imagine your taking it extremly hard,your avatar picture of yourself is proof of that.Was it taken right after this incident?

Bwahahahahahaha.