My Cat gave me a black eye!

[Dew k. Mosi]

So you all remember my stories about my weird ass aunt who thought I had stolen her sweaters and her shoes, and the noisy ticking clock. Well, things have calmed down with her so I've been ok, lately.

Well, this morning, my stupid cat Deputy bashed me in the face with his hard kitty skull to wake me up for breakfast.

See how unrepentent he is?

My eye has been bugging me all day and I didn't pay much attention, but I just glanced in the mirror and I have a ****ing black eye!

I'mma kill him!

 

[SLVRSR4]

He's just eminating malicious intent!

 

[Danalys]

well calling a cat deputy is bound to result in such behaviour.

 

[Honey Vibe]

See how unrepentent he is?

that cat is a pimp

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

well calling a cat deputy is bound to result in such behaviour.

He was found at the Sheriff's Department (where my mom worked) He was so little his eyes weren't open yet. We fed him with a bottle.

 

[Honey Vibe]

So name him Son Number One. "Deputy" sounds like he'll grow up to be a steriod-pumped hell cat

 

[Honey Vibe]

So name him Son Number One. "Deputy" sounds like he'll grow up to be a steriod-pumped hell cat

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Well, he obviously did since he bashed me into bruising this morning

 

[Danalys]

well dodged a bullet by not calling it criminal.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

My other cat is named Karnage, and she lives up to her name. She is so fat and so clumsy that she knocks things over wherever she goes

 

[Sloth7d]

So you all remember my stories about my weird ass aunt who thought I had stolen her sweaters and her shoes, and the noisy ticking clock. Well, things have calmed down with her so I've been ok, lately.

Well, this morning, my stupid cat Deputy bashed me in the face with his hard kitty skull to wake me up for breakfast.

See how unrepentent he is?

My eye has been bugging me all day and I didn't pay much attention, but I just glanced in the mirror and I have a ****ing black eye!

I'mma kill him!

Let me guess. The altercation went something like this--
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-Hhi7gPiW0

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Whoa, that was remarkably unfunny. Now, I know why I don't watch those movies.


...That's the same cat that's in Sabrina too, right?

 

[Dissonance]

My cat's from at least the 7th, if not 8th, circle of Hell. I have so many scars on the back of my legs, it's not even funny.

He once attacked my arm and left me with a scar that looks like I tried to emo-cut myself.

 

[Sloth7d]

Whoa, that was remarkably unfunny. Now, I know why I don't watch those movies.


...That's the same cat that's in Sabrina too, right?

Pssh. Salem ain't got nothin on the Scary movie cat!

 

[Ash J. Williams]

See how unrepentent he is?

He apparently wanted to make something of it, so he did just that.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

My cat's from at least the 7th, if not 8th, circle of Hell. I have so many scars on the back of my legs, it's not even funny.

He once attacked my arm and left me with a scar that looks like I tried to emo-cut myself.

Yeah I have emo-arm too thanks to the combined efforts of these ungrateful animals I allow to live in my house

 

[Lord Valumart]

any cat the can beat up Dew is alright with me

Dew, the cat hat is in the mail for young Deputy

 

[Ghostvirus]

Deputy's Pimp Paw is strong.

 

[black_dust]

cute kitty

 

[Halcohol]

Pssh. Salem ain't got nothin on the Scary movie cat!

I'm so baked that watching that movie almost made me sh_t myself laughing.

 

[Sloth7d]

Then my job here is done.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

any cat the can beat up Dew is alright with me

Dew, the cat hat is in the mail for young Deputy

Do I have to put the 'e' back in your name Lored Valumart?

 

[Drakon]

No. I think he's achin' for a hypen, aren't you, Lord Valu-Mart?

 

[Lord Valumart]

Do I have to put the 'e' back in your name Lored Valumart?

sorry dew, it was just a bit of fun

No. I think he's achin' for a hypen, aren't you, Lord Valu-Mart?

 

[bulok]

If only you had captured the action on video, then we can have all sorts of gifs with captions of "I'm Rick James, female-gendered-canine!"