Make Your Own Bad Musical: Springtime for Hitler Part Deux Electric Boogaloo

[Lily Adler]

A musical about a woman with a promiscuous past becoming a nun in the Vatican. The songs will be covers of Madonna songs, so think of it like a sexy, Italian Mamma Mia.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Sister, I've been leagues ahead on this for years.

There should be a tour of like a Justice League of Broadway divas. Idina, Cheno and Salonga, add in Jessie Mueller and Patina Miller to round out the vocal range.

I'll write a musical that all 5 of them will want to star in. It will have a strong and empowering feminist message, that mothers and daughters can see together. I'm going to call it Black Hitler Vs. The Biker ****es From Space.

Boubil and Schönberg present:

Kill Bill: A Bloody Musical Affair

Act One
Overture: Battle Without Honor or Humanity
Anthem of the Four DeVAS
Good Afternoon, Vernita
My Name Is Buck ...
Why Do You Get To Cut the Fish?
Ballet of the House of Blue Leaves

Act Two
Let's All Have A Weddin'
Bill's Flute Solo
Here Lies Paula Schulz
The Ballad of Pai Mei
Superman Stands Alone
Finale: Five Points, One Heart