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Into the middle of July now and this will be what counts as a "small" week compared to two large weeks. Sales figures for June are out, and at least one Marvel comic has been axed due to them (with another likely). On the bright side, the quality here is quite good overall. Full spoilers ahoy.
DREAD'S BOUGHT/THOUGHT FOR 7/14/10:
BOOSTER GOLD #34: We're a few issues into the Giffen/DeMatteis reunion era of this title, and while it still provides for funny stuff, a part of me is feeling it is swaying too far in the opposite direction of the Dan Jurgens run. Perhaps this is meant to be the funny spin off book to JUSTICE LEAGUE: GENERATIONS LOST, and if so that is a problem, as I am not reading that. Chris Batista apparently had problems making the deadline, as Keith Giffen actually draws five pages of this issue himself. While he's good enough to be a professional, his style, at best, looks quite rough and clashes with Batista's finer pencils (and Rich Perrota's inks). Booster is still on his mission to stop the revived Max Lord, who the rest of the world doesn't remember. He's taken to venturing back in time to the Justice League International era (the era that Giffen & DeMatteis became famous for) in order to find some artifact that the rest of the DC heroes will believe, and that Lord can't smudge over. Unfortunately, this means running into his old friends, who expect Booster to act like the moronic fop he was in the past. It also means running into Ted Kord, the Blue Beetle who Lord murdered, without blowing the whole "space time continuum" thing and warning his pal about his death. As such, Booster has to yuck it along, as Rip Hunter feels Booster is wasting his time while Skeets frets over his emotional well being over bringing up the past.
While Booster is having adventures in the past, both Rip and Booster's sister Michelle want the titular hero to start dealing with Rani, the little girl from the future that he saved from death by bringing into the past. Booster feels he isn't mature enough to be a father, but there is hardly an adoption agency for time-lost orphans. Shame Bruce Wayne is currently lost in time as well, since he's NEVER rejected a good orphan when offered one. It's never too early to start training a replacement sidekick; you never know when Joker or Black Mask or Mad Hatter will shoot, kill, and/or mutilate a current one.
Most of the issue involves Booster playing along with one of Ted's schemes to earn some cash, taking up a job looking for a Cliff's Notes version of a magical tome for the Vatican. This also leads to a team up with Mr. Miracle and Big Barda, who were also JLI members at the time and the latter at least has no love lost for the duo. Things risk becoming too absurd when the villain of the piece, "Hieronymous, The Under-Achiver" and his oafish comrade with a cartoonish German accent, arrive. On the one hand, it is funny stuff. The problem is that issues of BOOSTER GOLD under this team often feel more like a series of skits glued together into a story, rather than a story that happens to have comedic skits in it. The difference is critical, even for a comedy. A comedy that still has a legitimate story to it is often what Mel Brooks seeks to achieve. A film that is a series of skits shoved together into a whole is any one of the forgettable NOT ANOTHER _____ MOVIE style comedies (SCARY MOVIE, SUPERHERO MOVIE, TEEN MOVIE, EPIC MOVIE, etc). While Dan Jurgens mostly abandoned any sort of comedy in order to tell dramatic time-travel stories, I sometimes feel that Giffen & DeMatteis have gone too far in the other direction - telling comedies that are forced to also be superhero stories here. The major caveat to that criticism is that most of it is legitimately funny, and the read is always enjoyable. Batista's artwork also serves the writers quite well with facial expressions. I think the biggest dilemma is the lack of suspense that a lot of Jurgens' stories had, which makes the issues more forgettable and me less eager to read the next one. This duo may have been the ancestors of what Greg Pak & Fred Van Lente have done on their INCREDIBLE HERCULES material, but they are also no longer in the same league in that at least on this title, they aren't as able to transition from drama to comedy as well.
For those who wanted Booster Gold to be a superhero comedy again, though, I imagine it is a blast. I have a sense of humor, the dilemma is that it is like the prior run aimed to be JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED in style, and the newest one has sought to be BATMAN: BRAVE AND THE BOLD in comparison. It takes getting used to.
ASTONISHING SPIDER-MAN & WOLVERINE #1: If it feels like a while since the last issue, it has been; issue one shipped in May. This issue continues this team-up tale between the titular heroes by writer Jason Aaron (WOLVERINE: WEAPON X and GHOST RIDER) and Adam Kubert (BATMAN, ULTIMATE X-MEN, X-MEN in general in the 90's). Perhaps the schedule is to better serve Kubert's penciling speed. Mark Morales puts in solid inks with top notch color work by Justin Ponsor; it is a very pretty comic to look at. The actual story, however, is an acquired taste. One would think upon being told that Marvel is releasing a Spidey/Wolvie team up mini series for no real reason other than to put another trade paperback featuring Spider-Man and/or Wolverine in the book stores, they would ask what could possibly be done with either that hadn't been seen before. Jason Aaron's answer is to have the two skip across time from one bizarre setting to the next. Seems old hat, right? CAPTAIN AMERICA REBORN, THE RETURN OF BRUCE WAYNE, even LOST have all made this trope common these days. Aaron's answer is to embrace over-the-top comic book elements to it and to try to be as unpredictable as possible. The last issue had dinosaurs and Wolverine leading a tribe of ape-men. This issue takes place in the alternate future that those actions created. Spider-Man is the last human on earth, the ape-men are all that's left of society (who worship Logan like a god), and oh, there's a robot version of Devil Dinosaur roaming about.
It all has to do with these weird crystals that are somehow the key to all this time foolery, providing a reliable Maguffin device. It also involves the Orb, one of Ghost Rider's C-List enemies who has become the source of the two stars' problems. This is a comic that has Logan choosing to meditate by destroying robots while forcing Spider-Man to wear a costume that has "LAME" stenciled on the rear, while at another moment almost touching on philosophy. It is a comic you read to see how absurdly mental it is willing to go. Aaron proved to make the last volume of the GHOST RIDER series very entertaining, and one could say that he's hardly taken the easy route here with these two.
This isn't for everyone, but for those who like a bizarre action romp with their heroes, or are morbidly curious and don't mind some laughs, this is for you. It isn't connected into anything that either character is doing in their own titles, but is also four dollars a pop. It's either worth a look for one with a small pull list, or a book too far for one with many. If this is a series intended for novice fans, one wonders if going for a bizarre story is the wisest idea. But since when did Marvel know how to lure in new, novice fans? This is probably best for the jaded fan who thinks he or she has seen it all.
AVENGERS ACADEMY #2: That cover is pretty interesting. Not only does it show that the teaching staff at the Avengers Academy have no qualms with messing up a classroom, but Quicksilver looks like he is GLARING at anyone who looks at that cover, as if threatening to race off the cover and pummel you with tiny digitally colored fists if one doesn't buy it. Don't worry, Pietro, I'll obey your will this time. The only downer is despite appearing on the cover, Speedball is not in the issue within.
Christos Gage's format is to use each issue to focus on a different one of his new students, all of whom are original creations of his except for Reptil (who he introduced into Marvel from a TV cartoon and a line of toys anyway). The first issue focused on the "every girl" Veil, and that was a wise point of view for a debut issue. Now that he feels he's hooked his audience, he chooses another heroine, Finesse, to cover. The contrast couldn't be more stark. Gage is wise in that he tells you enough about Finesse so that the reader understands why she is the way she is, but the story never bends over backwards to make her sympathetic. She has her moments when some might start to feel bad for her situation, until she turns around at the end of the story and proves to be the ***** that she seemed to be at the end of issue one. She actually makes Maria Hill look like a sweet teddy bear. She makes Abigail Brand look soft and humorous. In short, she's the ultimate alpha female, but her power set probably made that unavoidable. She's one of those "almost a mutant prodigy" types like Echo, Bullseye, or, especially, Taskmaster. She is able to learn and imitate any skill or knowledge with exceptional speed - mastering advanced math and quantum physics as a toddler or being a pool shark by around second or third grade. Her ability naturally doesn't work on figuring out people; so while she may be full of statistical information about teenagers or may be able to logically deduce a proper outcome to follow, she cannot figure out why people make the choices they make or how to interact with them well. Combine this with her ability to pretty much do anything she sets her mind to without putting in as much of the work or heartache, and she is someone who could become the next Reed Richards, or the next Doctor Doom. The obvious choice of parenthood, Taskmaster, is mentioned right off but Gage is also smart enough to leave it ambiguous; just a taste and it could go somewhere, or nowhere.
That isn't to say that Finesse is the exclusive star of the issue. The other kids all get their moments to interact with each other during training, which includes a fight with Arsenal, an old Avengers enemy. This was actually a ploy of Quicksilver, who wished to see how the kids would react in a battle that was not announced, while still being "non-lethal" and thus training. Pym and Tigra are none too pleased about this, and even Jocasta admits that she'd been manipulated a tad into agreeing to it. The students are not amused by their less than perfect peers. They're put off about being lied to about why they were recruited (because the Avengers feel they were the most messed up by Osborn, and want to prevent them from becoming villains, while telling them how exceptional they are). Veil very obviously has a crush on Justice, which can't end well. Mettle doesn't seem to be quite as shy as Reptil is, and he's a guy whose encased in a red robot body from the Red Skull collection. Hazmat is aggressive, but has a tough condition to get used to. Striker is about as much of an a-hole as Finesse is, and I'd be surprised if they didn't become a couple. I'd say ship both of them off to Baron Zemo and just get the inevitable over with, but I'm a cynic.
At first Finesse tries to reach out to Dr. Pym, seeing him as a fellow prodigy, until Pym steers her towards Quicksilver, which definitely backfires on them. Some could argue that Pietro put himself in the position he is now in, but Finesse is still the one seeking to exploit it. While she may or may not be related to Taskmaster, she appears to be far more ambitious than he is, and is many times as dangerous. At least potentially. Unlike the others, Osborn didn't have to threaten or torment her to get her cooperation, and she seems to like the "info" that villains are willing to offer than heroes. For me, she's the character where I'll feel pleasure every time someone hits her in a fight, but every team has one of those. Striker provides the male counterpart, and I am curious what his story will be. I would say making a squad of six trainees and then making a third of them unsympathetic is a risky move that not any writer can pull off, but Gage isn't just any writer, and I am curious where he's going. I mean, hell, he made Johnny Guitar into a tragedy in about 15 pages and made Gauntlet tolerable. He made Taskmaster into a blue-collar star of many issues. Perhaps the difference is that Taskmaster, despite his talents, has known defeat and humility, while Finesse still bares what is sometimes called, "the arrogance of youth". A critical defeat could either inspire or traumatize her.
Although I'll give Finesse the same advice I usually give the Inhumans - it wouldn't be so hard to get people to accept you if you don't act like a complete a-hole at every opportunity.
A solid second issue, and this continues to be a series I look forward to and expect great things of.
NEXT: GORILLA-MAN #1, INVINCIBLE IRON MAN #28 & THANOS IMPERATIVE #2
DREAD'S BOUGHT/THOUGHT FOR 7/14/10:
BOOSTER GOLD #34: We're a few issues into the Giffen/DeMatteis reunion era of this title, and while it still provides for funny stuff, a part of me is feeling it is swaying too far in the opposite direction of the Dan Jurgens run. Perhaps this is meant to be the funny spin off book to JUSTICE LEAGUE: GENERATIONS LOST, and if so that is a problem, as I am not reading that. Chris Batista apparently had problems making the deadline, as Keith Giffen actually draws five pages of this issue himself. While he's good enough to be a professional, his style, at best, looks quite rough and clashes with Batista's finer pencils (and Rich Perrota's inks). Booster is still on his mission to stop the revived Max Lord, who the rest of the world doesn't remember. He's taken to venturing back in time to the Justice League International era (the era that Giffen & DeMatteis became famous for) in order to find some artifact that the rest of the DC heroes will believe, and that Lord can't smudge over. Unfortunately, this means running into his old friends, who expect Booster to act like the moronic fop he was in the past. It also means running into Ted Kord, the Blue Beetle who Lord murdered, without blowing the whole "space time continuum" thing and warning his pal about his death. As such, Booster has to yuck it along, as Rip Hunter feels Booster is wasting his time while Skeets frets over his emotional well being over bringing up the past.
While Booster is having adventures in the past, both Rip and Booster's sister Michelle want the titular hero to start dealing with Rani, the little girl from the future that he saved from death by bringing into the past. Booster feels he isn't mature enough to be a father, but there is hardly an adoption agency for time-lost orphans. Shame Bruce Wayne is currently lost in time as well, since he's NEVER rejected a good orphan when offered one. It's never too early to start training a replacement sidekick; you never know when Joker or Black Mask or Mad Hatter will shoot, kill, and/or mutilate a current one.
Most of the issue involves Booster playing along with one of Ted's schemes to earn some cash, taking up a job looking for a Cliff's Notes version of a magical tome for the Vatican. This also leads to a team up with Mr. Miracle and Big Barda, who were also JLI members at the time and the latter at least has no love lost for the duo. Things risk becoming too absurd when the villain of the piece, "Hieronymous, The Under-Achiver" and his oafish comrade with a cartoonish German accent, arrive. On the one hand, it is funny stuff. The problem is that issues of BOOSTER GOLD under this team often feel more like a series of skits glued together into a story, rather than a story that happens to have comedic skits in it. The difference is critical, even for a comedy. A comedy that still has a legitimate story to it is often what Mel Brooks seeks to achieve. A film that is a series of skits shoved together into a whole is any one of the forgettable NOT ANOTHER _____ MOVIE style comedies (SCARY MOVIE, SUPERHERO MOVIE, TEEN MOVIE, EPIC MOVIE, etc). While Dan Jurgens mostly abandoned any sort of comedy in order to tell dramatic time-travel stories, I sometimes feel that Giffen & DeMatteis have gone too far in the other direction - telling comedies that are forced to also be superhero stories here. The major caveat to that criticism is that most of it is legitimately funny, and the read is always enjoyable. Batista's artwork also serves the writers quite well with facial expressions. I think the biggest dilemma is the lack of suspense that a lot of Jurgens' stories had, which makes the issues more forgettable and me less eager to read the next one. This duo may have been the ancestors of what Greg Pak & Fred Van Lente have done on their INCREDIBLE HERCULES material, but they are also no longer in the same league in that at least on this title, they aren't as able to transition from drama to comedy as well.
For those who wanted Booster Gold to be a superhero comedy again, though, I imagine it is a blast. I have a sense of humor, the dilemma is that it is like the prior run aimed to be JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED in style, and the newest one has sought to be BATMAN: BRAVE AND THE BOLD in comparison. It takes getting used to.
ASTONISHING SPIDER-MAN & WOLVERINE #1: If it feels like a while since the last issue, it has been; issue one shipped in May. This issue continues this team-up tale between the titular heroes by writer Jason Aaron (WOLVERINE: WEAPON X and GHOST RIDER) and Adam Kubert (BATMAN, ULTIMATE X-MEN, X-MEN in general in the 90's). Perhaps the schedule is to better serve Kubert's penciling speed. Mark Morales puts in solid inks with top notch color work by Justin Ponsor; it is a very pretty comic to look at. The actual story, however, is an acquired taste. One would think upon being told that Marvel is releasing a Spidey/Wolvie team up mini series for no real reason other than to put another trade paperback featuring Spider-Man and/or Wolverine in the book stores, they would ask what could possibly be done with either that hadn't been seen before. Jason Aaron's answer is to have the two skip across time from one bizarre setting to the next. Seems old hat, right? CAPTAIN AMERICA REBORN, THE RETURN OF BRUCE WAYNE, even LOST have all made this trope common these days. Aaron's answer is to embrace over-the-top comic book elements to it and to try to be as unpredictable as possible. The last issue had dinosaurs and Wolverine leading a tribe of ape-men. This issue takes place in the alternate future that those actions created. Spider-Man is the last human on earth, the ape-men are all that's left of society (who worship Logan like a god), and oh, there's a robot version of Devil Dinosaur roaming about.
It all has to do with these weird crystals that are somehow the key to all this time foolery, providing a reliable Maguffin device. It also involves the Orb, one of Ghost Rider's C-List enemies who has become the source of the two stars' problems. This is a comic that has Logan choosing to meditate by destroying robots while forcing Spider-Man to wear a costume that has "LAME" stenciled on the rear, while at another moment almost touching on philosophy. It is a comic you read to see how absurdly mental it is willing to go. Aaron proved to make the last volume of the GHOST RIDER series very entertaining, and one could say that he's hardly taken the easy route here with these two.
This isn't for everyone, but for those who like a bizarre action romp with their heroes, or are morbidly curious and don't mind some laughs, this is for you. It isn't connected into anything that either character is doing in their own titles, but is also four dollars a pop. It's either worth a look for one with a small pull list, or a book too far for one with many. If this is a series intended for novice fans, one wonders if going for a bizarre story is the wisest idea. But since when did Marvel know how to lure in new, novice fans? This is probably best for the jaded fan who thinks he or she has seen it all.
AVENGERS ACADEMY #2: That cover is pretty interesting. Not only does it show that the teaching staff at the Avengers Academy have no qualms with messing up a classroom, but Quicksilver looks like he is GLARING at anyone who looks at that cover, as if threatening to race off the cover and pummel you with tiny digitally colored fists if one doesn't buy it. Don't worry, Pietro, I'll obey your will this time. The only downer is despite appearing on the cover, Speedball is not in the issue within.
Christos Gage's format is to use each issue to focus on a different one of his new students, all of whom are original creations of his except for Reptil (who he introduced into Marvel from a TV cartoon and a line of toys anyway). The first issue focused on the "every girl" Veil, and that was a wise point of view for a debut issue. Now that he feels he's hooked his audience, he chooses another heroine, Finesse, to cover. The contrast couldn't be more stark. Gage is wise in that he tells you enough about Finesse so that the reader understands why she is the way she is, but the story never bends over backwards to make her sympathetic. She has her moments when some might start to feel bad for her situation, until she turns around at the end of the story and proves to be the ***** that she seemed to be at the end of issue one. She actually makes Maria Hill look like a sweet teddy bear. She makes Abigail Brand look soft and humorous. In short, she's the ultimate alpha female, but her power set probably made that unavoidable. She's one of those "almost a mutant prodigy" types like Echo, Bullseye, or, especially, Taskmaster. She is able to learn and imitate any skill or knowledge with exceptional speed - mastering advanced math and quantum physics as a toddler or being a pool shark by around second or third grade. Her ability naturally doesn't work on figuring out people; so while she may be full of statistical information about teenagers or may be able to logically deduce a proper outcome to follow, she cannot figure out why people make the choices they make or how to interact with them well. Combine this with her ability to pretty much do anything she sets her mind to without putting in as much of the work or heartache, and she is someone who could become the next Reed Richards, or the next Doctor Doom. The obvious choice of parenthood, Taskmaster, is mentioned right off but Gage is also smart enough to leave it ambiguous; just a taste and it could go somewhere, or nowhere.
That isn't to say that Finesse is the exclusive star of the issue. The other kids all get their moments to interact with each other during training, which includes a fight with Arsenal, an old Avengers enemy. This was actually a ploy of Quicksilver, who wished to see how the kids would react in a battle that was not announced, while still being "non-lethal" and thus training. Pym and Tigra are none too pleased about this, and even Jocasta admits that she'd been manipulated a tad into agreeing to it. The students are not amused by their less than perfect peers. They're put off about being lied to about why they were recruited (because the Avengers feel they were the most messed up by Osborn, and want to prevent them from becoming villains, while telling them how exceptional they are). Veil very obviously has a crush on Justice, which can't end well. Mettle doesn't seem to be quite as shy as Reptil is, and he's a guy whose encased in a red robot body from the Red Skull collection. Hazmat is aggressive, but has a tough condition to get used to. Striker is about as much of an a-hole as Finesse is, and I'd be surprised if they didn't become a couple. I'd say ship both of them off to Baron Zemo and just get the inevitable over with, but I'm a cynic.
At first Finesse tries to reach out to Dr. Pym, seeing him as a fellow prodigy, until Pym steers her towards Quicksilver, which definitely backfires on them. Some could argue that Pietro put himself in the position he is now in, but Finesse is still the one seeking to exploit it. While she may or may not be related to Taskmaster, she appears to be far more ambitious than he is, and is many times as dangerous. At least potentially. Unlike the others, Osborn didn't have to threaten or torment her to get her cooperation, and she seems to like the "info" that villains are willing to offer than heroes. For me, she's the character where I'll feel pleasure every time someone hits her in a fight, but every team has one of those. Striker provides the male counterpart, and I am curious what his story will be. I would say making a squad of six trainees and then making a third of them unsympathetic is a risky move that not any writer can pull off, but Gage isn't just any writer, and I am curious where he's going. I mean, hell, he made Johnny Guitar into a tragedy in about 15 pages and made Gauntlet tolerable. He made Taskmaster into a blue-collar star of many issues. Perhaps the difference is that Taskmaster, despite his talents, has known defeat and humility, while Finesse still bares what is sometimes called, "the arrogance of youth". A critical defeat could either inspire or traumatize her.
Although I'll give Finesse the same advice I usually give the Inhumans - it wouldn't be so hard to get people to accept you if you don't act like a complete a-hole at every opportunity.
A solid second issue, and this continues to be a series I look forward to and expect great things of.
NEXT: GORILLA-MAN #1, INVINCIBLE IRON MAN #28 & THANOS IMPERATIVE #2
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