Man Escapes Shark's Jaws...

[Carcharodon]

Actually, a shark will react quite a bit more to an eye injury than to a rap on the nose. The nose houses very valuable sensory organs, the ampullae of Lorenzini, sensitive to the faint electrical impulses generated by cellular activity. This may work on a small shark by sheer force, but not larger sharks. Always, always, go for the eyes.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Or the genitals.

 

[Warhammer]

Lucky guy.

...those damn sharks.

 

[Carcharodon]

Or the genitals.

I know this was a joke...kind of...but I can't help but comment on it.

Male sharks have two, "penises," called claspers. Generally, they are readily visible, anchored at around the pelvic fin(s), ending near the anal fin(s). I really wonder if, if at all possible, going for them truly would deter a shark attack...

Females, on the other hand, urinate, defecate, have sex and give birth all out of the same opening (known as the oviduct).

 

[incubat]

I know this was a joke...kind of...but I can't help but comment on it.

Male sharks have two, "penises," called claspers. Generally, they are readily visible, anchored at around the pelvic fin(s), ending near the anal fin(s). I really wonder if, if at all possible, going for them truly would deter a shark attack...

Females, on the other hand, urinate, defecate, have sex and give birth all out of the same opening (known as the oviduct).

man...i want to comment on that, but i don't know how to

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Well female sharks are effing gr0ss.

 

[Fran]

What's with the 0?

 

[Batman1939]

He used Ric Flair's move hehe

 

[NewYorkSpider]

I'm sure that guy will be called "Lucky" for his nickname after this.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

What's with the 0?

It makes me feel like a kid again.

 

[Fran]

It makes me feel like a kid again.

Ahh, the good ole' days

 

[jaguarr]

The eye is srsly the weak point to score massive damage with nature's most vicious predators, lol. Tiger, jaguar, monkey, shark, T-Rex, etc. etc.

jag

 

[Fran]

Dude, you're jaguarr.

dog

 

[jaguarr]

Dude, you're jaguarr.

dog

A thumb in the eye will repel rancid buttholes, too.

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

A thumb in the eye will repel rancid buttholes, too.

jag

Yeah, the brown eye.


lip

 

[Fran]

Edit - No...

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[jaguarr]

Yeah, the brown eye.


lip

I wasn't gonna get into specifics. The downside is getting the stinkthumb for your troubles.

jag