Man stabs himself and throws his intestines at cops

[Spider-Who?]

Well, the title says it all, really.

http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/186536...nes-at-cops-after-repeatedly-stabbing-himself

 

[Mandalore464]

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[Spider-Who?]

No, New Jersey. But I asked myself the same thing when I first read the headline.

 

[Kane52630]

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

I just can't believe he was still standing and fighting after all that demage he inflicted on himself. WTF!?!

 

[Yurka]

Good thing I'm getting surgery tomorrow and wont be able to leave the house for a couple days, there is some stranger than usual **** going on in the world right now...

 

[Hotwire]

Great! Now it's New York! That's gonna make for a lot of zombies!

 

[gohei_]

So the cops were just gonna stand there and watch as he kills himself? Why didn't they just taze him or shoot him in the legs or whatever?

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

He was the Last Samurai and he committed Seppuku.

 

[Quasimod0]

They couldnt shoot him? Seriously? He was taken down by pepper spray after he already cut himself all up. A bullet wouldve saved alot of trouble

 

[bullets]

Was that in Florida?

You would think

 

[terry78]

No, New Jersey. But I asked myself the same thing when I first read the headline.

Well, no wonder he offed himself.

 

[Spider-Who?]

They couldnt shoot him? Seriously? He was taken down by pepper spray after he already cut himself all up. A bullet wouldve saved alot of trouble

Kind of counter-productive when they're there to keep him from killing himself.

 

[Quasimod0]

Kind of counter-productive when they're there to keep him from killing himself.

True but a shot in the leg or something wouldnt kill him.

 

[Spider-Who?]

Yeah, but the dude gutted himself and still fought - a shot in the leg wouldn't do much, I don't think. I'd hate to be one of those cops, not much you can do in that situation.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Was it The Situation? Please say yes.

 

[Mace Bloodstone]

I would have given him a bigger knife and told him to finish up.

 

[Secret Fawful]

I would have given him a bigger knife and told him to finish up.

This. Also Mace Bloodstone is secretly Dirty Harry Callahan.

 

[Sawyer]

Man stabs himself and throws his intestines at cops

Did the cops say thanks for the gift?

 

[Bruce Banner]

Much like the animals randomly dying a year or so ago.

Now, we're waiting to see how just how morbid can someone get, hoping it's all linked.

I'd kill myself if I was in that movie too. There is no way I could imagine myself living in a world where people can believe Wahlberg is a teacher and Zooey Deschanel can actually be unlikeable.

 

[Kane52630]

I'd kill myself if I was in that movie too. There is no way I could imagine myself living in a world where people can believe Wahlberg is a teacher and Zooey Deschanel can actually be unlikeable.

 

[Axl Van Sixx]

I gotta say, it's been a gruesome couple of days for news. First there was the naked guy eating the face of another naked guy, now this. Also, in Canada, somebody mailed a human foot to the Conservative Party headquarters. What the hell is going on - zombie apocalypse?

 

[Marvolo]

First thought: was this in Florida?

Second thought: oh ****! The craziness is moving north!

This is some craziness. I think the Mayans had it right. Come December 21 we are all going to slaughter each other and then the reign of plastic will begin. Long live our plastic overlords!

 

[StrainedEyes]

First thought: was this in Florida?

Second thought: oh ****! The craziness is moving north!

This is some craziness. I think the Mayans had it right. Come December 21 we are all going to slaughter each other and then the reign of plastic will begin. Long live our plastic overlords!

I wonder what percentage of the population actually believes the Mayan stuff. And if you believe the world is going to end, what's to stop you from not giving a **** anymore and going nuts?

 

[terry78]

Can it wait until Django Unchained comes out?