Man Sues Cops to get his Porn Stash Back!

[tzarinna]

^You are a filthy child. Setting back the women's movement 70 years and ****.

Not I. Somebody else ****ed that up.

 

[AndThePickles]

Seriously, how often do you think a guy with that much porn gets laid? It's there for a reason.

Yeah And he's almost 60. I picture him looking something like this

 

[Fran]

Hey, that's my sister!

 

[Carcharodon]

Yeah And he's almost 60. I picture him looking something like this

On the other hand, it would appear he has money to blow...or get blown. Whatever. I think you catch the drift.

 

[AndThePickles]

Prostitutes could never replace his sweet, sweet porn.

 

[Carcharodon]

Prostitutes could never replace his sweet, sweet porn.

Unless they filmed themselves.

 

[rdh007]

I've decided the Constitution means nothing if this guy doesn't get his porn back.

 

[Fran]

hahaha up:

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

You can take my pron, when you pry it from my cold, sticky err dead hands...

 

[kane9321]

wow..close to oakland..lol ...san rafael

 

[bullets]

whoever is guarding the evidence probably has severe athritis now .
a man and his porn is a sacred bond .

 

[muertevilla]

i wonder if he had all three copies of Edward Penishands..

 

[MaskedManJRK]

whoever is guarding the evidence probably has severe athritis now .
a man and his porn is a sacred bond .

Evidence? Man, that porn is probably in the arresting officer's special porn rack in his closet.

 

[Shuley]

I'm a woman and (though the guy is clearly messed up in the head) I don't even understand the purpose of withholding his...er... collection.

I think this is more of a "the police have my stuff and I want it back" kinda situation. If they don't give this stuff back to the guy,the cops will just hand it out to the guy on the police force,cops are crooked like that. I think they should give it back to him.Just cause a person has that much porn doesn't mean he's whacking it every five seconds...some people collect porn like we collect comic books and action figures.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

i wonder if he had all three copies of Edward Penishands..

there were 3?

 

[Shuley]

Prostitutes could never replace his sweet, sweet porn.

Hugh Jackman could never replace your sweet,sweet Wolverine comics.

 

[Mysterio]

So the first thing he thought of when released from jail is *********ing?

sounds like the first thing he thought of is the government's seizure of his private property.

 

[chamber-music]

$10,000 worth of porn. Wow.

You known those cops are REALLY going over his evidence.
He has so much porn he must never leave the house.
How much porn do you need ?

 

[bullets]

you can never have enough porn.

 

[AndThePickles]

Hugh Jackman could never replace your sweet,sweet Wolverine comics.

I hate Wolverine

sounds like the first thing he thought of is the government's seizure of his private property.

Yeah, 'cause I wasn't joking or anything.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

you can never have enough porn.

my harddrive agrees

 

[dpm07]

At 59, isn't he a little old to be thinking about sex? Sex is a young man's game.

 

[Shuley]

I hate Wolverine



Yeah, 'cause I wasn't joking or anything.

I thought all chicks love Wolverine....

 

[Shuley]

At 59, isn't he a little old to be thinking about sex? Sex is a young man's game.

never too old to get laid...just ask Hugh Hefner and his 3 girlfriends

 

[AndThePickles]

I thought all chicks love Wolverine....

Not this chick. He's in every comic, way overrated.