Woman accused of groping Santa

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  1. comicgirl Goddess in Residence

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    Woman on crutches accused of groping Santa
    Sexual assault allegedly occurred on his lap at Connecticut mall

    DANBURY, Conn. - Santa Claus says that a woman who sat on his lap was naughty, not nice. A Santa at the Danbury Fair mall said the woman groped him.

    "The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted," police Detective Lt. Thomas Michael said of the complaint.

    Sandrama Lamy, 33, of Danbury, was charged with sexual assault and breach of peace in the weekend incident. She was released on a promise to appear in court on Jan. 3.

    Police quickly found and identified Lamy because the woman was described as being on crutches, said Capt. Bob Myles.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22315962/






    Damn....
     
  2. tzarinna Mamochka

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    It wasn't me. :o
     
  3. Bishop Mr. Jingles

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    that old perv had it coming
     
  4. Swordmaster Big Damn Hero

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    Hahahahahaha.
     
  5. Matt IKYN Guy Groupie

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    We should all have this guy's misfortune. :cwink: :woot:
     
  6. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    Redmarvel's up to her old tricks again.
     
  7. crutches? gross...
     
  8. comicgirl Goddess in Residence

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    yeah, big out of shape hairy dude that chicks lust after....must be tough
     
  9. comicgirl Goddess in Residence

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  10. Lunar_Wolf WTF face

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    Women think Santa is sexy? Wow Shadowboxing's theory was so right all along...
     
  11. Abaddon Watching

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    Santa's a pimp.
     
  12. hammy American Ham

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    Why do people think it's okay when it's a man who is groped. :huh: There would be outcry if it was a woman.
     
  13. Majik1387 Registered

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    She just made the naughty list. Ho ho ho!:cwink:
     
  14. Lunar_Wolf WTF face

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    Because men are wild beasts.
     
  15. LouFerignoDemon CLEAN YOUR SHEETS!!!

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    XD That's hilarious. I've not heard too many men who complain about a woman's free roaming hands.

    Maybe she's horribly ugly?
     
  16. Majik1387 Registered

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    I only think its okay when people like it; Man or woman.:o
     
  17. Deep Thinkin'! show meh dem fangs

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    Must've been some hunky/cutie Santa.
     
  18. xisaacx trademarks us miserable

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    damn is santa gay? wtf
     
  19. Lunar_Wolf WTF face

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    My guess is, he knew misses Claus would be watching.
     
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    That sounds, uhhh...how do I say...backwards?
     
  21. POWdER-man Ancient but wise

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    One more to get a lump of coal in their stocking....
     
  22. Showtime Your Friend In Time

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    She wanted to unwrap his package before Christmas.
     
  23. POWdER-man Ancient but wise

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    or she was looking for her "lumps" of coal early.......




    uh that's horrible...:csad:
     
  24. Deep Thinkin'! show meh dem fangs

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    You can tell, that under that suit, he's prince charming.
     
  25. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    I'm sure she was only trying to get him to empty his sacks :o
     

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