Woman accused of groping Santa

[comicgirl]

Woman on crutches accused of groping Santa
Sexual assault allegedly occurred on his lap at Connecticut mall

DANBURY, Conn. - Santa Claus says that a woman who sat on his lap was naughty, not nice. A Santa at the Danbury Fair mall said the woman groped him.

"The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted," police Detective Lt. Thomas Michael said of the complaint.

Sandrama Lamy, 33, of Danbury, was charged with sexual assault and breach of peace in the weekend incident. She was released on a promise to appear in court on Jan. 3.

Police quickly found and identified Lamy because the woman was described as being on crutches, said Capt. Bob Myles.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22315962/






Damn....

 

[tzarinna]

It wasn't me.

 

[Bishop]

that old perv had it coming

 

[Swordmaster]

"The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted," police Detective Lt. Thomas Michael said of the complaint.

Hahahahahaha.

 

[Matt]

We should all have this guy's misfortune. t:

 

[Immortalfire]

Redmarvel's up to her old tricks again.

 

[Incompl...]

crutches? gross...

 

[comicgirl]

We should all have this guy's misfortune. t:

yeah, big out of shape hairy dude that chicks lust after....must be tough

 

[comicgirl]

We should all have this guy's misfortune. t:

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Women think Santa is sexy? Wow Shadowboxing's theory was so right all along...

 

[Abaddon]

Santa's a pimp.

 

[hammy]

Why do people think it's okay when it's a man who is groped. There would be outcry if it was a woman.

 

[Majik1387]

She just made the naughty list. Ho ho ho!

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Why do people think it's okay when it's a man who is groped. There would be outcry if it was a woman.

Because men are wild beasts.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

XD That's hilarious. I've not heard too many men who complain about a woman's free roaming hands.

Maybe she's horribly ugly?

 

[Majik1387]

Why do people think it's okay when it's a man who is groped. There would be outcry if it was a woman.

I only think its okay when people like it; Man or woman.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Must've been some hunky/cutie Santa.

 

[xisaacx]

damn is santa gay? wtf

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

damn is Santa gay? wtf

My guess is, he knew misses Claus would be watching.

 

[Dedpool]

That sounds, uhhh...how do I say...backwards?

 

[POWdER-man]

One more to get a lump of coal in their stocking....

 

[Showtime]

She wanted to unwrap his package before Christmas.

 

[POWdER-man]

or she was looking for her "lumps" of coal early.......




uh that's horrible...

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

You can tell, that under that suit, he's prince charming.

 

[Eggyman]

I'm sure she was only trying to get him to empty his sacks