Woman accused of groping Santa

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  1. comicgirl

    comicgirl Goddess in Residence

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    Woman on crutches accused of groping Santa
    Sexual assault allegedly occurred on his lap at Connecticut mall

    DANBURY, Conn. - Santa Claus says that a woman who sat on his lap was naughty, not nice. A Santa at the Danbury Fair mall said the woman groped him.

    "The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted," police Detective Lt. Thomas Michael said of the complaint.

    Sandrama Lamy, 33, of Danbury, was charged with sexual assault and breach of peace in the weekend incident. She was released on a promise to appear in court on Jan. 3.

    Police quickly found and identified Lamy because the woman was described as being on crutches, said Capt. Bob Myles.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22315962/






    Damn....
     
    #1 comicgirl, Dec 18, 2007
  2. tzarinna

    tzarinna Mamochka

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    It wasn't me. :o
     
    #2 tzarinna, Dec 18, 2007
  3. Bishop

    Bishop Mr. Jingles

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    that old perv had it coming
     
    #3 Bishop, Dec 18, 2007
  4. Swordmaster

    Swordmaster Big Damn Hero

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    Hahahahahaha.
     
    #4 Swordmaster, Dec 18, 2007
  5. Matt

    Matt IKYN Guy Groupie

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    We should all have this guy's misfortune. :cwink: :woot:
     
    #5 Matt, Dec 18, 2007
  6. Immortalfire

    Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    Redmarvel's up to her old tricks again.
     
    #6 Immortalfire, Dec 18, 2007
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    crutches? gross...
     
    #7 Incompl..., Dec 18, 2007
  8. comicgirl

    comicgirl Goddess in Residence

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    yeah, big out of shape hairy dude that chicks lust after....must be tough
     
    #8 comicgirl, Dec 18, 2007
  9. comicgirl

    comicgirl Goddess in Residence

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    [​IMG]
     
    #9 comicgirl, Dec 18, 2007
  10. Lunar_Wolf

    Lunar_Wolf WTF face

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    Women think Santa is sexy? Wow Shadowboxing's theory was so right all along...
     
    #10 Lunar_Wolf, Dec 18, 2007
  11. Abaddon

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    Santa's a pimp.
     
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  12. hammy

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    Why do people think it's okay when it's a man who is groped. :huh: There would be outcry if it was a woman.
     
    #12 hammy, Dec 18, 2007
  13. Majik1387

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    She just made the naughty list. Ho ho ho!:cwink:
     
    #13 Majik1387, Dec 18, 2007
  14. Lunar_Wolf

    Lunar_Wolf WTF face

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    Because men are wild beasts.
     
    #14 Lunar_Wolf, Dec 18, 2007
  15. LouFerignoDemon

    LouFerignoDemon CLEAN YOUR SHEETS!!!

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    XD That's hilarious. I've not heard too many men who complain about a woman's free roaming hands.

    Maybe she's horribly ugly?
     
    #15 LouFerignoDemon, Dec 18, 2007
  16. Majik1387

    Majik1387 Registered

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    I only think its okay when people like it; Man or woman.:o
     
    #16 Majik1387, Dec 18, 2007
  17. Deep Thinkin'!

    Deep Thinkin'! show meh dem fangs

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    Must've been some hunky/cutie Santa.
     
    #17 Deep Thinkin'!, Dec 18, 2007
  18. xisaacx

    xisaacx trademarks us miserable

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    damn is santa gay? wtf
     
    #18 xisaacx, Dec 18, 2007
  19. Lunar_Wolf

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    My guess is, he knew misses Claus would be watching.
     
    #19 Lunar_Wolf, Dec 18, 2007
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    That sounds, uhhh...how do I say...backwards?
     
    #20 Dedpool, Dec 18, 2007
  21. POWdER-man

    POWdER-man Ancient but wise

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    One more to get a lump of coal in their stocking....
     
    #21 POWdER-man, Dec 18, 2007
  22. Showtime

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    She wanted to unwrap his package before Christmas.
     
    #22 Showtime, Dec 18, 2007
  23. POWdER-man

    POWdER-man Ancient but wise

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    or she was looking for her "lumps" of coal early.......




    uh that's horrible...:csad:
     
    #23 POWdER-man, Dec 18, 2007
  24. Deep Thinkin'!

    Deep Thinkin'! show meh dem fangs

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    You can tell, that under that suit, he's prince charming.
     
    #24 Deep Thinkin'!, Dec 18, 2007
  25. Eggyman

    Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    I'm sure she was only trying to get him to empty his sacks :o
     
    #25 Eggyman, Dec 18, 2007
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