Woman accused of groping Santa

[SuBe]

She must have wanted to taste his Candy Cane.

 

[YsoSerious]

...and he was h*ng like a reindeer.

 

[hammy]

One more to get a lump of coal in their stocking....

She wanted to unwrap his package before Christmas.

t:

Because it is.

Because REAL men don't care.

Well I'm a real woman and I hate it when some strange guy trys to touch me.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Well I'm a real woman and I hate it when some strange guy trys to touch me.

*Puts down hands*









Has anyone made any sack jokes yet? Santa's sack? No? Oh well.

 

[hammy]

I make an exception for paws.

And, eggyman has. t:

 

[Themanofbat]

Why does Santa Claus have such a big bag?













































Because he only comes once a year.... t: t: t:

 

[YsoSerious]

Why does Santa Claus have such a big bag?
Because he only comes once a year.... t: t: t:

LOL

 

[Docker2.0]

Has anyone ever thought that maybe this Santa was a pedophile? Why else would he want kids sitting in his freaking lap but wouldn't want a woman touching him?!



Seriously, dude is gay to report something like that. I wouldn't have said a word!

 

[terry78]

The only time I would honestly report a female harrassing me is if I could win a huge cash settlement. Mother****ers can call me a ***** all they want, but they'll be calling me on my private island.

 

[Majik1387]

Something is telling me that this woman was really butt-ugly.

 

[Docker2.0]

Something is telling me that this woman was really butt-ugly.

She had to be! If Jessica Simpson grabbed dude's balls, he'd probably brag about it!

 

[iambilly81]

" ho ho hoooWHOOOOOAAAAA!!!!!! "