Master Chief said:It'd be sweet to have a time machine.
Movies205 said:With a toilet seat that wipe your ass
I swear to god there are nipples in the clouds of your avatar. I am not making this up. Everytime I look at it they're staring at me. Go away. I don't have anything for you!Master Chief said:It'd be sweet to have a time machine.
Master Chief said:And Colossal dude... with the time machine, I don't care about what happens as long as my room is kickass.
Colossal Spoons said:No respect for timelines these days, I tell ya.
THE NIPPLES...How can you miss them??? Subliminal messages disturb me.Master Chief said:I'll extend it so you and AndthePickles can live in a seperate room in my ginormous room. Then your kiddies can have live history lessons, that'd be farkin' kickass.
No..in the CLOUDS, next to where her breasts would be. It's evil. They're corrupting your mind.Master Chief said:There are no nipplies! She's just hottness!!
Master Chief said:I'll extend it so you and AndthePickles can live in a seperate room in my ginormous room. Then your kiddies can have live history lessons, that'd be farkin' kickass.
To the left of her, underneath her breasts, are two small puffs of clouds connected to two other clouds next to each other. Perverted gamemakers.Master Chief said:I seenocloud nipples
Master Chief said:F**k yeah. Or better yet, a time machine room. With a 103" HDTV, and a TIVO loaded with every program within the past hundred and future hundred years on it. Complete with a reclining seat which can double as a toilet, and is magically enhanced so no stench emits from your foul droppings ever, and yer arse is instantly wiped each time it is used.
And Colossal dude... with the time machine, I don't care about what happens as long as my room is kickass.
Master Chief said:I dunno. Above, below. To the left, right, or even the entrance. Booyah!
Have a bunch of kiddies anyways, 'cause y'know, you can train them to be these super soldier badasses of the future when we bring back M249s into like, 1842 and we break history and the universe collapses.
Clerk said:I really wish I could get that toilet that wipes your ass. With my lack of time, it is becoming harder and harder to take my sweet time and wipe the whole shebang, and it sucks because there is this little crevice that I have to turn my hand backwards to get the paper up into.
Movies205 said:... You know it'd be awesome to have a grizzly bear as a bodyguard but not any grizzly bear, a grizzly bear from the old west... Come On!