Marvel Animated Caption This

[Morgoth]

Ralphie age 31:"Mom was right about that red rider bee bee gun."

 

[Dr. Fate]

"Kneel before Zod."

Nyehehehehehehehe

 

[Dr. Fate]

Jubilee:"What's that poking me?"

Nyehehehehehe

 

[Dr. Fate]

GAMBIT: "You're legal, right?"

 

[Kenny Eugene McCall]

Iron Man: Ladies, welcome to the Stark International Space Station. I have a few questions to ask you...

Kimber Benton: What's wrong, is there a problem with our music?

Iron Man: No. It's your relationship! Kimber, Mary, your combined egos are writing checks your bodies can't cash.

Stormer: Run that by me again?

Iron Man: s, you've been busted, you've lost your qualifications as the opening act for Dazzler three times, put in hack twice by me and once by both your sisters Jerrica and Phyllis, with a history of high speed passes over five different Marvel superheroes, and one smokin' hot superheroine named Jessica Drew!

Kimber: Oh great, Jessica! It was the pheromones Tony, the damn pheromones!

Iron Man: Now, I've got to send you s to Femizonia! I'm giving you your dream shot at the big time, Kimber and Stormer! The Stingers were number one. They lost it, now you s are number one. Now get your to that Quinjet pronto! Good luck and God help us!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Iron Man: Ladies, welcome to the Stark International Space Station. I have a few questions to ask you...

Kimber Benton: What's wrong, is there a problem with our music?

Iron Man: No. It's your relationship! Kimber, Mary, your combined egos are writing checks your bodies can't cash.

Stormer: Run that by me again?

Iron Man: s, you've been busted, you've lost your qualifications as the opening act for Dazzler three times, put in hack twice by me and once by both your sisters Jerrica and Phyllis, with a history of high speed passes over five different Marvel superheroes, and one smokin' hot superheroine named Jessica Drew!

Kimber: Oh great, Jessica! It was the pheromones Tony, the damn pheromones!

Iron Man: Now, I've got to send you s to Femizonia! I'm giving you your dream shot at the big time, Kimber and Stormer! The Stingers were number one. They lost it, now you s are number one. Now get your to that Quinjet pronto! Good luck and God help us!

Bwahahahahahahaha

 

[Dr. Fate]

FURY: "You bet on the white guy! Never bet on the white guy!"

 

[Mrh7448]

Nightcrawler: Wow, Jean! Nice Rack!

Scott: Yeah, but how do you like mine?

 

[Mrh7448]

FURY: God Damn It Cap! I hope I'm poking you in the chest, with this damned eye patch, I've got no depth perception

 

[Dr. Fate]

FURY: God Damn It Cap! I hope I'm poking you in the chest, with this damned eye patch, I've got no depth perception

Hahahahahaha

 

[Dr. Fate]

FURY: "I always knew you were a communist sympathizer!"

 

[DOG LIPS]

"Yeah, but it was the best damn July 4th EVER!!"

 

[3dman27]

"why's samuel l. jackson passing himself off as me doesn't he know its illeagal to impersonate a federal agent?

 

[DOG LIPS]

"...Lower.....Lower.....Lower......TOO LOW!!!!!!!!!! .........Lower...."

 

[Dr. Fate]

"why's samuel l. jackson passing himself off as me doesn't he know its illeagal to impersonate a federal agent?

Bwahahahahahahaha

 

[Dr. Fate]

"...Lower.....Lower.....Lower......TOO LOW!!!!!!!!!! .........Lower...."

Again, bwahahahahaha

 

[Dr. Fate]

FURY: "You will bow down before me Jor-El, I swear it! No matter if it takes an eternity, YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!!! Both you, and then one day, YOUR HEIRS!!!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: ""

Sorry if I did that before me. Starting to lose track of what has and hasn't been posted.

 

[Kenny Eugene McCall]

Felicia and Julia's thoughts on voice actress Jennifer Hale:

Felicia: Hey Julia, the nerve of that woman, Jennifer Hale, ditching two beautiful Marvel s like us for those overgrown butches at DC!

Julia: Ain't that a fact! Justice League Unlimited? Giganta and Killer Frost? Those two broads can't hold a candle to us!

Felicia: Yeah, we'll wipe the floor with 'em! Although I don't mind Jennifer hanging around with Samantha and her Totally Spies! I'd do her in a minute!

Julia: Yea, fo' shizzle, my gizzle! Hey, where's Mary Jane? Didn't ol' Jennie voice her one time. I bet you that she has something to say about Ms. Hale leaving us!

Jennifer Hale: I heard that, ladies! Now get your tails back in my classroom before I put you on double-secret probation! And yes, Mary Jane is present and wouldn't dare talk about me behind my back if her life depended on it!

Felicia and Julia: D'oh!!!!

 

[bored]

"Dammit, Steve, how can you complain about your costume at a time like this? Don't you know that we've got snakes on a mutha****in' plane?!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

Felicia and Julia's thoughts on voice actress Jennifer Hale:

Felicia: Hey Julia, the nerve of that woman, Jennifer Hale, ditching two beautiful Marvel s like us for those overgrown butches at DC!

Julia: Ain't that a fact! Justice League Unlimited? Giganta and Killer Frost? Those two broads can't hold a candle to us!

Felicia: Yeah, we'll wipe the floor with 'em! Although I don't mind Jennifer hanging around with Samantha and her Totally Spies! I'd do her in a minute!

Julia: Yea, fo' shizzle, my gizzle! Hey, where's Mary Jane? Didn't ol' Jennie voice her one time. I bet you that she has something to say about Ms. Hale leaving us!

Jennifer Hale: I heard that, ladies! Now get your tails back in my classroom before I put you on double-secret probation! And yes, Mary Jane is present and wouldn't dare talk about me behind my back if her life depended on it!

Felicia and Julia: D'oh!!!!

Bwahahahahahahahaha

Jennifer Hale is a very beautiful woman.

 

[Dr. Fate]

JULIA: "No I will not pay you $5000 for sex!"
FELICIA: "Oh come on, you're getting something in return and I'm getting a bowling team! It's win-win!"
JULIA: "It's sick! Besides, I don't have that kind of money to spend on sex."

 

[Dr. Fate]

FELICIA: "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."
JULIA: "WTF?!"
FELICIA: "Oh sorry, I thought you were Venom."

 

[cabel]

it's gonna take a while to get that image out of my head

 

[Dr. Fate]

Sorry.

BLACK CAT: "Why does everyone think I'm an albino?"

 

[bored]

Spider-Man: Stay out of my way!

Shocker: No, she's mine!

Spider-Man: The only place you've ever done her is in a fan fiction!

Shocker: But it was a really good one! It has its own Wikipedia entry!

Black Cat: This is just sad.

Spider-Woman: Can I have one of them?

Black Cat: No.