Marvel Animated Caption This

[DOG LIPS]

"With my armor, I don't need a bathroom, see? Hrrr.... Eeyyyahhhh... Come onnn.... Hrrr..... Ahhhh. Now, who wants to wipe me?"

Gross.

This thread makes me miss all the old Marvel toons from the 90's.

 

[Mrh7448]

Cap: Great you can lift a tank over your head. But can you set your face on fire?

 

[Mrh7448]

Storm: Damn it!! Wolverine would you stop smoking those nasty cigars?

 

[Mrh7448]

Giantman: Fury are you looking at my wife's ass?

Fury: Yeah I am, what the hell are you gonna do about it? I pay your F***in salary!

 

[Mrh7448]

THUNDERBOLT ROSS: Okay, who's bright idea was it to give me a super soaker to fight the Hulk?

 

[Mrh7448]

JJJ: WTF!!! Why's Parker still here?

Betty: Sir, we had the trap door removed remember?

 

[Mrh7448]

Cris Angel: Was your card the King of Hearts?

Rogue: My God! That's f***in amazing! How'd you do that?

 

[Duende Verde]

Fury: Yes, they deserved to die! And I hope they burn in hell!

 

[DOG LIPS]

Ha ha ha.. good one.

 

[블라스]

Fury: Yes, they deserved to die! And I hope they burn in hell!

LOL best one

 

[KenK]

Cris Angel: Was your card the King of Hearts?

Rogue: My God! That's f***in amazing! How'd you do that?

Damn, Rogue got MINDFREEKED!!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

JJJ: WTF!!! Why's Parker still here?

Betty: Sir, we had the trap door removed remember?

Bwahahahahahahahaha

 

[Dr. Fate]

Fury: Yes, they deserved to die! And I hope they burn in hell!

Forgive my ignorance, but what film or show is that from?

 

[Dr. Fate]

JJJ: "Miss Teschmacher!!!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

FURY: "It's time I stuck it to the Man!"
CAPTAIN AMERCIA: "General sir, you are the Man."
FURY: "Yeah. So?"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "So you're sticking it to yourself, essentially."
FURY: "Shut the f*** up!"

 

[Duende Verde]

Forgive my ignorance, but what film or show is that from?

The movie "A Time to Kill", Samuel L. Jackson's character, Carl Lee said it.

Also, Dave Chappelle uses it every time he does an impersonation of Sam.

 

[Mrh7448]

Iron Man: YES! Canada Day! An excuse to drink Canadian beer instead of that watered down American crap!

DR. DOOM: Damn You, Iron Man!!! I was planning to use that beer to get the Fantastic Four drunk and take over the world. Give me back my Keith's!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Iron Man: YES! Canada Day! An excuse to drink Canadian beer instead of that watered down American crap!

DR. DOOM: Damn You, Iron Man!!! I was planning to use that beer to get the Fantastic Four drunk and take over the world. Give me back my Keith's!!

Bwahahahahahahahaha

 

[Dr. Fate]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Cowabunga!"

 

[3dman27]

Iron Man: YES! Canada Day! An excuse to drink Canadian beer instead of that watered down American crap!

DR. DOOM: Damn You, Iron Man!!! I was planning to use that beer to get the Fantastic Four drunk and take over the world. Give me back my Keith's!!

iron man
"no way vicious vic your feud with that seedy tinkerer richards is your problem this beers conna make sure me and my new babe mj have a good time now that i'vemade sure she dumps puny parker for me"
dr doom
" that armored cretin steals another mans wife and people call ME a supervillian that line even I DO NOT CROSS
as for that" vicious vic" remark only that superhero wannabe 3dman27 calls me that with impunity

 

[Dr. Fate]

WASP: "I broke the thingy off the thingy again."
GIANT-MAN: "Which thingy?"
WASP: "That nuclear thingy that's connected to the hydrogen thingy which in turn is connected to the atomic thingy-"
GIANT-MAN: "Oh sweet Jesus!"

 

[TankerX]

Right Guard, Start Right,End Right

 

[Morgoth]

"Kneel before Zod."

 

[Morgoth]

"Oh Mylanta, Reed, you scratched my CD."

 

[Morgoth]

Jubilee:"What's that poking me?"