Mee gets propositioned in a restroom

[PWN3R]

This is all true, happened Monday. You can't make this stuff up. I was at work, and got up to go to the restroom. Upon entering the restroom I saw a man cleaning it, so I turned around to leave but he said "nah it's ok, just don't get your s*** everywhere.

" The rest of my adventure went something like this...


Mee notices the man (middle-aged and balding, with a medical mask covering his face) is cleaning the urinals, so Mee goes to a stall. He gets in, unzips, and begins to let fly, when he hears--

Guy: So you go to school?

Mee is startled, and nervously replies

Mee: Uh...yeah, senior in High School.

Guy: Cool, cool. Play any sports?

Mee: ...Soccer...

Guy: Oh, alright.

Guy: What do you plan to do after school?

Mee: I...wanna be an art major.

At this point Mee is finished, just standing in the stall, in a combination of shock and amusement.

Guy: OOoh so you're pretty good at drawing then?

Mee: I guess. People say I am...

Guy: So you could draw a tiger?

Mee: ...Yeah.

Guy: You could draw like, a tiger on a branch?

Mee: Uh, probably, heh.

Guy: Cause, if you could, I'd pay you.

Mee exits the stall, his interest peaked.

Mee: ...Really?

Guy: Yeah man. Like a hundred, a hundred fifty bucks.

Mee: Seriously?

Guy: Yeah! My old lady looooves animals. You don't even have to paint it, color kinda ruins them I think, just pencil. You bring it next week...I'll pay you man.

Mee: Heh, okay.


Mee exits the restroom, excited at the prospect of a hundred dollars for a drawing, but also worried that this may lead to dark, dark places. Where does restroom cleaner man get a hundred bucks to throw away on drawings for his "old lady"? Is restroom cleaner man going to whip out his "tiger" and branch Mee?


To Be Continued....

Your day was better than most people's lives. I..that's...talk about awkward randomness involving cash.

Go Mee! Also, do it. Expect dark, deeply dark twisted places though. He's probably buffalo bill or something.

 

[Logan's Lady]

Oooo, Mee you better get that picture drawn!!

Then scan it for us here so we can see how good your tiger drawing skills are

 

[PWN3R]

Mee has wizard like skills with a pencil. I remember I jokingly asked him to draw Godzilla VS Spongebob and the crazy dude actually did it.

It's beautiful. So imagine a tiger on a branch, it's going to be legendary. I bet the tiger will even have a mane like a lion!

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Mee is a vision!

 

[Shemtov]

Part 2-


Throughout the week Mee found himself busy with school, work, parties, and his lady, never finding time to draw a tiger, much less a tiger in a branch. Mee went through all of Monday pondering what might happen with restroom cleaner man. But time passed, with no sign of him. Mee went to the restroom, the light was off, he turned it on, still...no sign. More time passed, and it was time for Mee to go home. Restroom man never showed. Mee is by default given a second chance. Can he find time this week to accomplish the task before him? Stay tuned.

See, he goes on these boards and is afraid you'll have a weapon on you because we sugested it.

 

[Alex The Great]

Rememer Mee, Bring Lube

 

[Kelly]

I don't think Tigers climb trees.....

 

[Mee]

I don't think Tigers climb trees.....

I don't think we're dealing with a National Geographic fan here.

 

[Alex The Great]

They can now. They've been training for the Feline uprising

 

[Mee]

Ahaha Godzilla v Spongebob :heart:


One of my few old drawings I look back on and still like.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Just as an FYI. Yesterday a dude named Zack asked me out.

Why to people tend to think that I am gay?

Well Majic Walrus...

 

[Kelly]

They can now. They've been training for the Feline uprising

I think their asses are too fat, they can't get them up a tree....

Plus they love water....I think the feline community has totally ostricized them...

 

[Alex The Great]

Now John, you know that to be false

 

[Kelly]

lol...

 

[ross2287]

This is the stuff urban legends are made out of.

I say you have an enforcer-type guy in there with you when you give him the drawing.

 

[Arc-Light]

Ahaha Godzilla v Spongebob :heart:


One of my few old drawings I look back on and still like.

You gave Godziwa a beer-belly you son of a.......

 

[X-Ray]

This is all true, happened Monday. You can't make this stuff up. I was at work, and got up to go to the restroom. Upon entering the restroom I saw a man cleaning it, so I turned around to leave but he said "nah it's ok, just don't get your s*** everywhere.

" The rest of my adventure went something like this...


Mee notices the man (middle-aged and balding, with a medical mask covering his face) is cleaning the urinals, so Mee goes to a stall. He gets in, unzips, and begins to let fly, when he hears--

Guy: So you go to school?

Mee is startled, and nervously replies

Mee: Uh...yeah, senior in High School.

Guy: Cool, cool. Play any sports?

Mee: ...Soccer...

Guy: Oh, alright.

Guy: What do you plan to do after school?

Mee: I...wanna be an art major.

At this point Mee is finished, just standing in the stall, in a combination of shock and amusement.

Guy: OOoh so you're pretty good at drawing then?

Mee: I guess. People say I am...

Guy: So you could draw a tiger?

Mee: ...Yeah.

Guy: You could draw like, a tiger on a branch?

Mee: Uh, probably, heh.

Guy: Cause, if you could, I'd pay you.

Mee exits the stall, his interest peaked.

Mee: ...Really?

Guy: Yeah man. Like a hundred, a hundred fifty bucks.

Mee: Seriously?

Guy: Yeah! My old lady looooves animals. You don't even have to paint it, color kinda ruins them I think, just pencil. You bring it next week...I'll pay you man.

Mee: Heh, okay.


Mee exits the restroom, excited at the prospect of a hundred dollars for a drawing, but also worried that this may lead to dark, dark places. Where does restroom cleaner man get a hundred bucks to throw away on drawings for his "old lady"? Is restroom cleaner man going to whip out his "tiger" and branch Mee?


To Be Continued....

Sounds like a good deal. Just don't fall for the "I left my wallet or I got the money but left it at so and so ... Come with me to get it"

 

[Mee]

You gave Godziwa a beer-belly you son of a.......

He refuses to switch to Light.

 

[Mike_D202]

Mee, I always thought you were a chick. I dunno why.

 

[Mee]

Dare to dream.

 

[Shemtov]

Mee:
Hers a refrence pic:

 

[PWN3R]

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

Go for it, but bring some sort of weapon, lol.

 

[Logan's Lady]

So Mee......... what ever happened?

 

[Prison Mike]

what the hell was that?