Yeah, one of my buddies has a friend named Caleb that I can't stand. He's rude, obnoxious, loud, annoying as hell and has had his face pounded in by me on two separate occasions for being a complete ass. The first time happened on the very first night I met him. He started calling this heavy-set girl who was eating a salad a few tables over from us at a pizza place "A big f**king fatty!" and all these other horrible names for absolutely no reason whatsoever. I told him to shut up and leave her alone and he got up and said "Why? Are you a fatty f**ker?" and slapped me across the face. I hit him right in the jaw and knocked his ass out. He was pretty quiet the rest of the night. The second time I laid him out was about a year later. We were at a picnic in a park that he showed up to and some of the guys started wrestling. They'd been watching to much UFC, I think, as it was more along the lines of pit fighter wannabe's. At any rate, it was annoying as we were just trying to enjoy ourselves but Caleb kept trying to pick a wrestling match with me despite my friends warning him not to do so (I wrestled all the way through college and have some martial arts training). I kept telling him to leave me alone and he finally came up and slapped the hamburger I was eating out of my hand. I bulldogged him and choked him out in less that 40 seconds. That was about 6 years ago and I haven't seen him since. He always asks my friend that invites him to those kinds of things if I'm going to be there and if he tells him I am, Caleb doesn't show up. LOL! So, yeah...I know a Caleb. He's an ass.
jag