Microsoft Zune

Hahaha, he came to a Christmas party here once and when he walked in I was terrifed.
He was like an 8 foot tall, rude zombie bull and almost knocked me over as he walked past me as if I didn't exist when I went to greet him.

The least he could've done would be to have squirted me an apology.
 
I just bought a dandy 2 gig flash mp3 player to replace my broken ipod.
But I still miss my huge selection of muzik...
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
Hahaha, he came to a Christmas party here once and when he walked in I was terrifed.
He was like an 8 foot tall, rude zombie bull and almost knocked me over as he walked past me as if I didn't exist when I went to greet him.

The least he could've done would be to have squirted me an apology.

I work in the tech industry and one of my marketing puke friends has met him and said he was an obnoxious, rude bastard as well. I especially love the story about him throwing chairs in his office. He seems like a nice man. :oldrazz:

jag
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
Google!...RUN!!!
Ballmer's going to eat you!!!!

As long as he isn't too stuffed with donuts, he could probably do it. If Google were an actual person, Ballmer would be arrested for death threats. Wow.

jag
 
Equint77 said:
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looks like a rape scene.....

zune = rape

actually after further analysis of this pic I've come to the conclusion that it's actually a lesbian 3 way. At the top it's one chick on top of another presumably making out, but notice that you cant see all of their hands. Which may be the explanation of the explosive orgasmic look on the Asian girl on the bottom, though I'm not ruling out any battery-powered shenanigans down there.....
 
The Incredible Hulk said:
actually after further analysis of this pic I've come to the conclusion that it's actually a lesbian 3 way. At the top it's one chick on top of another presumably making out, but notice that you cant see all of their hands. Which may be the explanation of the explosive orgasmic look on the Asian girl on the bottom, though I'm not ruling out any battery-powered shenanigans down there.....

so you mean?

zune = lesbian orgy?

Tempting but still not enough to make me even wipe my ass with that piece of **** excuse for a MP3 player.

Suck Balls Gates :meow:
 
The Incredible Hulk said:
maybe the Zune has a vibrate function?

It looks more like it has a painful, localized electrocution function.

jag
 
jaguarr said:
It looks more like it has a painful, localized electrocution function.

jag


Damn, now I gotta get one! ;)


But seriously, once again I'm holding off. It's pretty much all your fault. I don't know whether to thank you or not, though...
 
Gamma Ray said:
Damn, now I gotta get one! ;)

Invest in an ErosTek instead, if that's your bag.

Gamma Ray said:
But seriously, once again I'm holding off. It's pretty much all your fault. I don't know whether to thank you or not, though...

:D Seriously, this thing's a turd. If you hate iPods, look at some of Creative or Sandisk's offerings but for God's sake don't buy one of these things as I think you'll really be disappointed. You've read about the problem with the displays, right?

jag
 
The Zune's screen is 3" while the iPod's is 2.5", but BOTH have a resolution of 320x240. What this results in is the video on the slightly larger Zune screen being much grainier than the screen on the iPod.

jag
 
The reviews just keep pouring in:

http://www.thestreet.com/_googlen/funds/madmoneywrap/10322505.html

Mad Money Recap
Cramer's 'Mad Money' Recap: Apple Stays Fresh
By TheStreet.com Staff
11/15/2006 7:56 PM EST
URL: http://www.thestreet.com/funds/madmoneywrap/10322505.html

Click here for an archive of Cramer's "Mad Money" recaps.

Microsoft (MSFT) just took an aim at Apple (AAPL) with its Zune music player, but Apple is still the leader of portable music, Jim Cramer told viewers of his "Mad Money" TV show Wednesday.

First of all, compared to Apple's iPod product, the Zune is too big and bulky, he said. And second, it comes in three colors, one of which is brown, a hue that is not likely to be popular among the younger set.

Reason No. 3 why Cramer believes the Zune is likely to fail is that its music store is not good compared to iTunes, which is easy to use.

In addition, although he likes Microsoft, Cramer said the company has been unable to reach the right demographic, which is the younger generation, whereas this demographic loves Apple.

He said he finds the Zune, which doesn't even have an original design, "pathetic." Moreover, the rankings for the product, which just debuted Tuesday, are much lower than expected.

However, none of this is to say Cramer doesn't like Microsoft, because he does. He said he believes the company has done well and people should like it because of its new Vista operating system, not because of the Zune. However, it is no competition for the iPod, Cramer said. The iPod is just one reason among many to own Apple.

"Its laptops are very popular with the college generation," he said. "When you buy a Mac, you are buying a beautiful, easy-to-use machine."

Apple is "the most differentiated brand and only has a tiny bit of market share," Cramer continued, adding that he has never seen an empty Apple store.

Also, when Microsoft launches Vista, people might get frustrated with having to update their systems and turn to Apple.

In the end, "Apple is an iPod story," which is never-ending, he said. Plus, it has "a ton of financial flexibility," which could translate to buybacks and dividends in the future.

"It could go to $100 by the end of the year," Cramer said. "Apple is invincible thus far." Apple closed at $84.05 on Wednesday.


jag
 
Hmm... $100 from $85 in December? That may be a good risk to take.

But anyway, the graininess should probably be negligible... I think that sounds like more Mac people flaming Microsoft.

I don't care about the brands, I just want a good Music/Video player.
 
Gamma Ray said:
Hmm... $100 from $85 in December? That may be a good risk to take.

But anyway, the graininess should probably be negligible... I think that sounds like more Mac people flaming Microsoft.

I don't care about the brands, I just want a good Music/Video player.

I'll try to find the link for you, but I remember reading one of the technical journals (someplace like Slashdot, Ars Technica or Engadget) that isn't Mac-centric at all that there was actually a pretty noticeable difference in the graininess factor. Enough to make them diss the Zune's video capability. I can't remember where in the hell I saw that, though. I'll keep digging.

jag
 
I played with this at Best Buy today. I actually really liked it. The interface is good and the screen is really sharp, too. Seeing it in person has really changed my mind once again, especially since I could compare it to the iPod (whose screen looks pathetic next to the Zune).
 
zune-vs-ipod-screen-size.jpg


:huh:

I wouldn't really call that pathetic in comparison. It's very marginally larger.

jag
 
But since it's not widescreen, somehow it just isn't quite impressive next to the Zune.

And online pictures can't really do the thing justice. Sure you're seeing it side by side, but it's always different in person.



EDIT: Forgot to mention that there looked like a ton of interest in it when I was there. I had to "browse" other things for five minutes before I could get to play with the Zune due to there being quite a few people checking it out.
 
unless you can see movies or videos horizontally..... i just don't like the screen placement.
 
When watching videos, the screen flips. I tried it out. The video was crisp and clear and I could definitely see myself using that feature quite a bit.
 
I dunno...the emphasis of a device like that is music first and foremost to me, anyway. Being able to watch video on it is just an added plus that in all reality most people don't use that much. The difference in the screens is negligible to me (I've also played with both in the store, by the way). In any event, the draconian DRM scheme of the Zune just kills it.

jag
 

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