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[Jack Bauer]

"Guile? Alive!"

"Of course! His death was designed to ingratiate his spies with you! I guess you didn't SEE that, did you?"

 

[Dr. Fate]

TMNT: "We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot-"
LEONARDO (solo): "I have to push the pram a lot!"

HARRY: "On second thought let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."
OTHERS: "Right."

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Harry: Just remember, if you hang in there long enough, good things can happen in this world. I mean, look at me.

 

[ghost_x]

Harry: THIS IS WHERE WE FIGHT! THIS IS WHERE THEY DIE!

 

[Dr. Fate]

KURGAN: "You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!"

HARRY: "Great! Where are we going?"

 

[Redwoods Wolf]

Boddicker: Have you ever fired a gun whilst jumping through the air?
RoboCop: No.
Boddicker: Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?
RoboCop: No.
Boddicker: Have you been in a high-speed pursuit?
RoboCop: Yes, I have.
Boddicker: Have you fired a gun whilst in a high speed pursuit?
RoboCop: No!

 

[Redwoods Wolf]

Lewis: Where's the trolley boy?
RoboCop: In the freezer.
Lewis: Did you say anything like 'cool it'?
RoboCop: Umm no, not really.
Lewis: Awww, shame.
RoboCop: Well you would have been proud of me before, when he attacked me in the hotel and I distracted him with the stuffed monkey and I said, "Playtime's over." and hit him over the head with the peace lily.
Lewis: Man, you're off the f_ckin' chain!

 

[Dr. Fate]

CLARK KENT: "This is what happens when you f*** a stranger in the ass!"

 

[Jack Bauer]

Iron Man: You sold us out, Officer Duffy!

 

[wiegeabo]

"To Infinity, and Beyond!"

 

[ghost_x]

I hear alot of Hot Fuzz quotes coming in, I take it they finally released it in the states?

 

[ghost_x]

'I'll see you reach the Wizard, whether I get a heart or not. Beehive, bah! Let her try and make a beehive out of me!'

 

[wiegeabo]

I hear alot of Hot Fuzz quotes coming in, I take it they finally released it in the states?

A couple of weeks ago. I still need to see it.

 

[Dr. Fate]

"None of this would have happened if Mr. McAllister hadn't meddled the way he did. He should have just accepted things as they are instead of trying to interfere with destiny. You see, you can't interfere with destiny. That's why it's destiny. And if you try to interfere, the same thing's going to happen anyway, and you'll just suffer."[FONT=courier, courier new] [/FONT]

 

[Dr. Fate]

HICKS: "He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!"

 

[redmarvel]

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

 

[ghost_x]

A couple of weeks ago. I still need to see it.

It seems like so long ago that I saw it. I really recommend you see it, I may even rate it over Shaun

 

[Drizzle]

"Step one...Cut a hole in the box."

 

[Redwoods Wolf]

I hear alot of Hot Fuzz quotes coming in, I take it they finally released it in the states?

Yes. One of my new favs.

 

[Dr. Fate]

RON: "You think I'm competing for that glorious body of yours, is that it?"
HERMIONE: "You're damn right you are."

"My name is Buck, and I'm here to f***."

 

[C.F. Kane]

You're a very nosy fellow, kitty cat. Huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No? Okay. They lose their noses.

 

[wiegeabo]

"My name is Buck, and I'm here to f***."

Damn. You beat me to it.

 

[ghost_x]

'You know the difference between you and me...I make this look goood'

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Elvis: What are they doing? Why do they come here?
Jack: Some kind of instinct. Memory, of what they used to do. This was an important place in their lives.

 

[ghost_x]

That quote should of been used too Elvis and a black JFK