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[The Navigator]

It sounds almost cute, especially with that picture.

BOND: I don't know how to put this, but--I'm kind of a big deal.
VESPER: Really.
BOND: People know me.
VESPER: Well, I'm very happy for you.
BOND: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

 

[The Navigator]

"I am gonna straight-up murder your ass."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Have not seen "Body of Lies" yet. Any good?

ASH: "You're a dead man, Macready! Or a dead whatever the Hell you are!"

CHARLTON HESTON/MOSES: "You want this body..."

CATHERINE ZETA-JONES/ELENA: "Is this a trick question?"

 

[Dr. Fate]

HERMIONE: "If you saw him Stathis, if you saw how scared and angry and desperate he is-!"
RON: "I'm sure Typhoid Mary was a very nice person to when you saw her socially."

BAD DRUNK SUPERMAN: "There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."

BAD DRUNK SUPERMAN: "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

LEONIDAS: "Eomer. Take your Èored down the left flank. Gamling, follow the King's banner down the center. Grimbold, take your company right, after you pass the wall. Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise! Arise, Riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day... a red day... ere the sun rises!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

MADMARTIGAN: "For Frodo..."

MADMARTIGAN: "Leave all that can be spared behind. We travel light. Let's hunt some orc."

 

[Doctor Jones]

Awesome, awesome LOTR qoutes Fate! LOTR is always welcome and is 100% certified made for kick ass. And yeah, Body of LIes was good. It could of lost ten minutes but yeah, it was good. And you can tell by my second sig I really liked Crowe's character. Best quote in the film!

 

[Doctor Jones]

"I am gonna straight-up murder your ass."

Hahahahahahahaha! Brilliant! The look on Keston's face says it all!

 

[Doctor Jones]

Edit.

 

[Dr. Fate]

JOKER: Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on. Come on, come on. I want you to do it, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. Hit me! HIT ME!!!

Hehehehehehehe

And thanks.

TWO-FACE: "You wanna get nuts?! C'mon! Let's get nuts..."

 

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks Fate.

 

[Doctor Jones]

JOKER: What a fitting end to your life's pursuits. Who knows? In a thousand years even you may be worth something.

BATMAN: Hahaha! *under breath* Son of a b*tch.

 

[Dr. Fate]

JOKER: What a fitting end to your life's pursuits. Who knows? In a thousand years even you may be worth something.

BATMAN: Hahaha! *under breath* Son of a b*tch.

Bwahahahahaha

ELENA: "Oh my God was that a ninja?!"

BRUCE LEE: "More like a "non"-ja. Terrible what passes for a ninja these days."

 

[Dr. Fate]

TWo-FACE: "Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid."

Connery: "It's a bug hunt."

 

[Dr. Fate]

TONY STARK: "Well a guy who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues."

 

[wiegeabo]

"I kick arse for the Lord."

 

[Dr. Fate]

"I kick arse for the Lord."

Hehehehe, nice.

ELENA: "Are all men from the future loud mouth braggarts?!"

KYLE REESE: "Nope. Just me baby, just me."

 

[Dr. Fate]

THE MAN WITH NO NAME: "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

LEX LUTHOR: "What is thy bidding, my master?"
GHOST OF JOR-EL: "There is a great disturbance in the Force..."

 

[Doctor Jones]

Nice one on the Eastwood one Fate. Just watched The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly on Saturday. I don't usually like westerns, but this film was truly badass and awesome at the same time! I've seen Unforgiven, but I prefer this film. But I plan on watching 3:10 To Yuma. The one with Crowe and Bale. I've always wanted to see that. And nice use of ESB, Fate!

 

[Doctor Jones]

BLONDIE: I'm like a bad penny. I always turn up.

 

[Dr. Fate]

BLONDIE: I'm like a bad penny. I always turn up.

Thanks Jones and nice use of Last Crusade.


RACHEL DAWES #2: "I haven't been f***ed like that since grade school..."

 

[Dr. Fate]

FREDDY: "I am gonna straight up murder your ass!"

 

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks Fate.

Where that "Im gonna straight up murder your ass" quote from? It's hilarious.

 

[Doctor Jones]

LEE: Never touch a Chinese man's radio!

 

[The Navigator]

Thanks Fate.

Where that "Im gonna straight up murder your ass" quote from? It's hilarious.

Anchorman.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Anchorman.

Hehehe. Thanks. Haven't seen it yet. Though I'd like to. Taledega Nights was awesome though. t: