Mix up movie captions

[protocida]

WRAITH: The difference between you and me? I make this look good.

 

[returntovoid]

FLASS : "Leave me alone, I'm not Spiderman and you're not Mary Jane !"

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "Gimme some sugar, baby!!"

 

[Spider-Kid]

Predator: If you ****ing dare to act in another Predator movie, god help me I will kick your ass.

Later in the year 2007:

Predator: Jesus christ, a Spin-off now? THIS NEVER GETS ANY BETTER!!!

 

[Jack Bauer]

SPOCK: We better back up. We don't have enough road to get up to 88.

CHEKOV: Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

 

[wiegeabo]

SPOCK: We better back up. We don't have enough road to get up to 88.

CHEKOV: Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

Hell yeah!

 

[redmarvel]

WRAITH: Well, there are two treatments I'd recommend. One is a series of painful shots injected into your abdomen and kneecaps and the other involves a musical number.

WOLVERINE: How many shots?

 

[Spider-Kid]

Logan: Have you seen my copy of Star Wars: Episode VI?
Wraith: .....no......

 

[C.F. Kane]

WRAITH: Well, there are two treatments I'd recommend. One is a series of painful shots injected into your abdomen and kneecaps and the other involves a musical number.

WOLVERINE: How many shots?

 

[C.F. Kane]

Hey Laserlips! Your mama was a snowblower!

 

[ultimatefan]

I´ll NOT be back!

 

[redmarvel]

Glad to make you laugh Kane, would you believe that's an actual quote from a movie?

 

[Doctor Jones]

Baur your awesome post inspired me.

CHEKOV: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious ****.

 

[marvelman2006]

Baur your awesome post inspired me.

CHEKOV: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious ****.

i can picture the russian accident delivering this line now.

 

[wiegeabo]

i can picture the russian accident delivering this line now.

"Ven this beby hits 88 meles per hour, yoo're goonna see sume serious ****...Keptin."

 

[Jack Bauer]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish I had thought of the Russian accent. And thanks Doctor Jones .

 

[Panthro]

The Star Trek/BTTF ones were brilliant.

SUPERMAN: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

 

[wiegeabo]

"Would you **** me?... I'd **** me... I'd **** me hard..."

 

[Panthro]

"Would you **** me?... I'd **** me... I'd **** me hard..."

t:t:t:t:

 

[Panthro]

KIRK: "I aim to misbehave."

CHEKOV: "I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."

 

[wiegeabo]

Spock: "If I were human I believe my response would be 'Go to hell.'"

 

[Doctor Jones]

KIRK: "I aim to misbehave."

CHEKOV: "I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."

And cue spear! t:

No problem Baur. Can never go wrong with BTTF.

 

[Doctor Jones]

CHEKOV: This place is like a ***** just waiting to be ****ed.

 

[Panthro]

CHEKOV: "We're not going to regroup with the others. We're going to the Dagobah system."

 

[Panthro]

SPOCK: "Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1."

CHEKOV: "Never tell me the odds."