Mix up movie captions

[Panthro]

IRON MONGER: "There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you."

 

[kedrell]

Tony: "Your eyes are red. A few tears for your long lost boss?"

 

[Figs]

^Army of Darkness

Can't believe I forgot that one. In my head I could even hear the tone of voice Campbell used when he said that line but for the life of me couldn't remember the film or character for that matter.

 

[SuperFerret]

MOSES: "Wait a minute, you don't understand I never even saw these a**holes before !"

I swear, for the first time in this thread, I heard the pictured actor's voice saying the words, and it was glorious!

 

[kedrell]

Can't believe I forgot that one. In my head I could even hear the tone of voice Campbell used when he said that line but for the life of me couldn't remember the film or character for that matter.

That happens to me sometimes as well. It's frustrating.

 

[kedrell]

CHEKOV: "Hey Look! It's Enrico Pallutzo! "

 

[Panthro]

CHEKOV: "Okay listen, the Terminator's an infiltration unit, part man, part machine. Underneath it's a hyper alloy combat chasis, micro-processor controlled, fully armored, very tough, but outside it's living human tissue... the 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy. But these are new, they look human. Sweat. Bad breath. Everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till he moved on you before I could zero him."

 

[Ace of Knaves]

^that is brilliant

 

[Jumpin' Jack]

^^ Perfect!

 

[kedrell]

[During intermission]

Ra's: "Go get some snacks, perhaps a car-bo-nat-ed soda!"

Rachel: "I hope they have Icees!"

Alfred: "I've chosen the large tub."

Bruce: "My nipples look like Milk Duds!"

Joker: "I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it's non-dairy!"

 

[Panthro]

Thank you Ace & Jack.

WAR MACHINE: "I'll go."
IRON MAN: "This is no time to be brave, so I'll let you."

 

[Ash J. Williams]

War Machine: Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!

 

[kedrell]

Moses: " And, did you notice their eyes? They have crazy eyes. They're lunatics! We are going into the wilderness being led by a couple of lunatics............they're behind me, aren't they?"

 

[kedrell]

Spock: "I crap bigger than you."

 

[Doctor Jones]

HESTON: A long time ago, I was in Burma. My friends and I were working for the local government. They were buying the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided north in Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. And in those six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.

CHEKOV: So why steal them?

HESTON: Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical. Like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

 

[Figs]

Moses: " And, did you notice their eyes? They have crazy eyes. They're lunatics! We are going into the wilderness being led by a couple of lunatics............they're behind me, aren't they?"

Nice City Slickers one!

 

[kedrell]

Thanks.

 

[Panthro]

HESTON: A long time ago, I was in Burma. My friends and I were working for the local government. They were buying the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided north in Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. And in those six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.

CHEKOV: So why steal them?

HESTON: Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical. Like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Awesomeness!

Ash - I liked the use of Road Warrior with Iron Man 2.

 

[Panthro]

SPOCK: "You set us up! It's all bull-s***! All of it! The cabinet minister, the whole business! You got us in here to do your dirty work!"
KIRK: "Look we just stopped a major invasion, in 3 days they would have been across the border with this stuff!"
SPOCK: "Why us?!"
KIRK: "Because nobody else could have pulled it off. You pissed about the cover story? I knew I couldn't get you in here without it!"
SPOCK: "So what story did you hand to Hopper?"
KIRK: "Look we've been looking for this place for months. My men were in that chopper when it got hit! Hopper's orders were to go in, get my men and he disappeared."
SPOCK: "He didn't disappear, he was skinned alive!"
KIRK: "And my orders were to get somebody in here who could crack these bastards!"
SPOCK: "So you cooked up a story and dropped the six of us in a meat grinder! What happened to you Dillon? You used to be somebody I could trust."
KIRK: "I woke up. Why don't you? You're an asset, an expendable asset, and I used you to get the job done, got it?"
SPOCK: "My men are not expendable. And I don't do this kind of work."

 

[kedrell]

Stane: "The power of the sun in the palm of my hand."

 

[Panthro]

STANE: "How odd that it should end this way for us after so many stimulating encounters. I almost regret it. Where shall I find a new adversary so close to my own level?"
TONY: "Try the local sewer."
STANE: "You and I are very much alike. Archeology is our religion, yet we have both fallen from the pure faith. Our methods have not differed as much as you pretend. I am but a shadowy reflection of you. It would take only a nudge to make you like me. To push you out of the light."
TONY: "Now you're getting nasty."
STANE: "You know it's true. See this? It's worthless. Ten dollars to a merchant in the street. But I take it, bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless! Like the Ark. Men will kill for it. Men like you and me."

 

[Doctor Jones]

Awesome Panthro! Perfect!

And thanks!

 

[Panthro]

Thank you Jones. And welcome.

SPOCK: "Genesis allowed is not! Is planet forbidden!"

 

[Panthro]

KIRK: "You have all these rules and you think they'll save you."
SPOCK: "I have one rule!"
KIRK: "Then that's the rule you'll have to break."
SPOCK: "I'm considering it."
KIRK: "you'll have to if you want to save one of them."
SPOCK: "Them?"
KIRK: "You know, for a while there I thought you really were Dent, the way you threw yourself after her... does Harvey know about you and his little bunny?" [Spock tosses Kirk half way across the set]

 

[Doctor Jones]

STANE: You're an amazing creature, Tony Stark. You and I aren't so different.
TONY: I'm not like you... you're a murderer...
STANE: Well, to each his own. I chose my path, you chose the way of a hero. And they found you amusing for a while. The people of this city. But the one thing everybody loves to see is a hero fail, fall, die trying. In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will hate you. Why bother?
TONY: Because... it's right..
STANE: Here's the real truth. There are eight million people in this city. And those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose of lifting the few exceptional people onto their shoulders. You, me? We're exceptional. I could squash you like a bug right now, but I'm offering you a choice. Join me! Imagine what we could accomplish together... what we could create. Or we could destroy! Cause the deaths of countless innocents in selfish battle again and again and again until we're both dead! Is that what you want?

STANE: Think about it, hero!