Mix up movie captions

[kedrell]

Stane: "This is the 2nd time I've had to reclaim my property from you."
Stark: "That belongs in a museum!"
Stane: "So do you."

 

[Panthro]

Stane: "This is the 2nd time I've had to reclaim my property from you."
Stark: "That belongs in a museum!"
Stane: "So do you."

Nice one ked.

JOKER: "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?"

DAREDEVIL: "Yippie Kai-Yay, Mother-F***er."

 

[kedrell]

Superman: "Come on, stop whining. You kids are soft. You lack discipline. Well, I've got news for you. You are mine now! You belong to me! You're not going to have your mommies and your daddies here to wipe your little tushies. Oh no, it's time to turn this mush into muscles. No more complaining. No more, 'Mr. Superman, I have to go to the bathroom'."

Superman: "THERE IS NO BATHROOM!!!"

 

[Moridin]

"They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!"

"We will not abandon Merry and Pippin to torment and death. Not while we have strength left. Leave all that can be spared behind. We travel light. Let's hunt some Orc. "

 

[Moridin]

Kong: "It was really nice meeting you."
Ann: "F**k off!"
Kong: "You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license."
Ann: "Suck my d**k!"
Kong: "No thank you."

Peter: "Why don't we remember a god damn thing from last night?"
Jesus: "Obviously because we had a great f**king time!"

Trooper: "Vader, let's face it. You've always been a c**t. The only thing that's gonna change, is that you're gonna be an even bigger c**t. Maybe have some more c**t kids."
Vader: "You f**kin' retract that bit about my c**t f**king kids!"
Trooper: "I retract that bit about your c**t f**king kids."
Vader: "Insulting my f**king kids? That's goin' overboard man!"
Trooper: "I retracted it, didn't I?!"

 

[Jack Bauer]

ROSS: You're gonna regret this the rest of your life... both seconds of it.

QUENTIN: I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!

NANCY: Nice thinkin', Ray.

FREDDY: I'm disgusted and repulsed and... and I can't look away.

 

[Panthro]

"They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!"

"We will not abandon Merry and Pippin to torment and death. Not while we have strength left. Leave all that can be spared behind. We travel light. Let's hunt some Orc. "

Gotta love mixing it up with Lord of the Rings.

PERSEUS: "Now all I need to do is find this Yoda. If he even exists."

 

[Panthro]

JESUS CHRIST: "What you have to understand is, four days ago he was only my brother in name. And this morning we had pancakes."

 

[C.F. Kane]

Something Awful finally made a sequel to the original thread!

 

[kane9321]

"You've gotta come back with me!"

"...Where?"

"Back to the future!"

omg...t:t:t:

 

[Panthro]

Something Awful finally made a sequel to the original thread!

Nice.

Man I miss this thread. Too bad most users don't come here often these days.

TOM CODY: "Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill?"

EL CID: "Well I haven't killed you yet."

 

[kedrell]

Nice.

Man I miss this thread. Too bad most users don't come here often these days.

Well I moved at the begining of August and didn't have internet until the last week or so. I'll start posting again as soon as I get an idea.

 

[kedrell]

Genie: "This rug really tied the room together, did it not?"
Aladdin: "F***in' A."
Genie: "And this guy peed on it."
Aladdin: "Genie, please."

Sultan: "I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?!"

 

[Grillz]

Kind of re-did some of the words.

Joker: Tell me, Batman, did you nurse Robin yourself?

Batman: What?

Joker: Did you breast-feed him?

Grodon: Now, wait a minute …

Batman: Yes, I did.

Joker: Toughened your nipples, didn't it?

Grodon: You son of a *****!​

Joker: Ampu

tate a man's leg, and he can still feel it tickling. Tell me, sir, when your little boy wonder is on the slab, where will it tickle you?

Batman: Take this thing back to Baltimore!

Joker: Five foot ten, strongly built, about a hundred and eighty pounds; hair blonde, eyes pale blue. He'd be about thirty-five now. He said he lived in Philadelphia, but may have lied. That's all I can remember, Bats, but if I think of any more, I will let you know. Oh, and Batman, just one more thing: love your suit.​

 

[Panthro]

Funny Grillz, very funny.

Can't remember if I did this particular one before (I'm sure I've flogged the basic gag to death):

ELIZABETH SWANN: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me. I'd f*** me HARD."

 

[C.F. Kane]

I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am... a God.

 

[mclay18]

Tony: You speak treason.
Stan: Fluently.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "I'm Shellie's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think her name, I'll cut you in ways that'll make you useless to a woman."

 

[kedrell]

"Are you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! Is this not why you are here?!!"

 

[kedrell]

Peter: "It's me, Uncle Ben. Peter."
Uncle Ben: "Glad you're here, kiddo. Got a few things to tell ya. First, l want you to promise that no matter what you do in life, you will never ever settle for average."
Peter: "Yes, sir."
Uncle Ben: "Second, don't be satisfied with routine poontang. Don't do what I did. I married for love, and your Aunt Betty has been a nightmare."
Peter: "But my Aunt's name is May."
Uncle Ben: "Listen to me. I'm giving you pearls here. And third, find yourself a classic beauty with a perfect can, and great totties. That will put you in good stead with the Lord. It's all in here...[points to his pants] Hot young tail's what it's all about."
Peter: "I'll make you proud, Uncle Ben."

 

[Panthro]

UNCLE BEN: "The needs of the many... outweigh..."
PETER: "The needs of the few..."
UNCLE BEN: "Or the One... I have been and forever shall be... your friend. Live long... and prosper."

 

[The Navigator]

LEWIS: No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.
ROBOCOP: OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean? Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.
LEWIS: How you gonna do that?
ROBOCOP: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.
LEWIS:...
ROBOCOP: Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.

 

[kedrell]

Madness?!! THIS ... IS... WONKA'S!!!!!

 

[Panthro]

LEWIS: No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.
ROBOCOP: OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean? Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.
LEWIS: How you gonna do that?
ROBOCOP: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.
LEWIS:...
ROBOCOP: Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.

What's that from?

 

[Bim]

I have to say, the last page alone had me laughing loudly awesome stuff, people!