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[Dr. Fate]

BRUCE CAMPBELL: "This has not been honorable..."

 

[Dr. Fate]

ELENA: "Just what do you consider going too far?! Isn't forcible rape in broad daylight a misdemeanor in this town?!"

Can you guess which Clint Eastwood film that's from?

 

[wiegeabo]

ELENA: "Just what do you consider going too far?! Isn't forcible rape in broad daylight a misdemeanor in this town?!"

Can you guess which Clint Eastwood film that's from?

It's from one of The Man-with-no-name movies, but I can't remember which one.

 

[Dr. Fate]

It's from one of The Man-with-no-name movies, but I can't remember which one.

It's from "High Plains Drifter", where Clint played "The Stranger", who was basically a carbon copy of The-Man-With-No-Name.

SPARTAN KING LEONIDAS: "We've got a war in 10 minutes."

 

[wiegeabo]

Yes, The Stranger!

"Right, you are 'Operation Get Behind The Darkies'."

 

[Dr. Fate]

MAN WITH NO NAME: " I'll be all around in the dark - I'll be everywhere. Wherever you can look - wherever there's a fight, so hungry people can eat, I'll be there. Wherever there's a cop beatin' up a guy, I'll be there. I'll be in the way guys yell when they're mad. I'll be in the way kids laugh when they're hungry and they know supper's ready, and when the people are eatin' the stuff they raise and livin' in the houses they build - I'll be there, too."

 

[C.F. Kane]

Raimi: What are you doing here?

Campbell: A very brief cameo.

Landis: Me too!

I can't say how glad I am that someone besides me remembered The Great Muppet Caper

 

[Omega214]

"I think He has the Hots....For...You"

 

[Dr. Fate]

CORPORAL DWAYNE HICKS: "You still don't get it, do you? He'll find her. That's what he does. That's all he does! You can't stop him! He'll wade through you, reach down her throat, and pull her f***ing heart out!"

 

[Redwoods Wolf]

^^^Nice, Fate.

 

[Jspider13]

"1.21 JIGAWATTS!!??"

 

[wiegeabo]

"There can be only one!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks Red.

HICKS: "We make our stand now. Or there'll be no one left to go to the chopper."

 

[Redwoods Wolf]

"You....b@stards! You dirty b@stards! GIVE ME BACK MY HAANND!"

 

[wiegeabo]

"Ow. **** me, that really hurt. What the **** do you think you're doing?"

 

[Dr. Fate]

ELENA: "Are you trying to bait me, Riggs?"
ZORRO: "I'm a master baiter."
ELENA: "Now that I can believe."

HICKS: "I can't shoot a dog. People are okay, but not dogs."

 

[Dr. Fate]

RAMIREZ: "Bond. James Bond."

 

[Jack Bauer]

I can't say how glad I am that someone besides me remembered The Great Muppet Caper

Thanks Kane.

HURT: Oh, no. Not again.

 

[Dr. Fate]

HICKS: "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."

 

[Redwoods Wolf]

ARTHUR: Ash is a godd@mn robot!

 

[wiegeabo]

ARTHUR: Ash is a godd@mn robot!

Nice one.

 

[wiegeabo]

Ash: "(Waves hand) These aren't the droids you're looking for."
Arthur: "...These aren't the droids we're looking for."

 

[Redwoods Wolf]

Nice one.

Thanks. I liked yours, too.

"Wendy, give me the bat."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Ash: "(Waves hand) These aren't the droids you're looking for."
Arthur: "...These aren't the droids we're looking for."

Hehehahaha

ASH: "If my calculations are correct, once this baby [indicates horse] hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious $hit."

 

[Redwoods Wolf]

Haley: I'm going to count to three.
Bruce: Like you did with Takagi?
*click*
Bruce: Oops. No bullets. You think I'm f#cking stupid, Hans?