Mix up movie captions

[wiegeabo]

Spidey: "No wire hangers, ever!

 

[Redwoods Wolf]

"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here!"

 

[ghost_x]

'It's all Obi Wan's fault, He's holding me back!'

 

[Dr. Fate]

REESE: "General - would you care to step outside?"

HICKS: "Come to me, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!"

 

[wiegeabo]

"I'm not even supposed to be here today."

 

[Dr. Fate]

HICKS: "When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross."

 

[Zev]

"Everything is different, but the same... things are more moderner than before... bigger, and yet smaller... it's computers... San Dimas High School football rules!!!"

"I believe our adventures in time have taken a most serious turn."

 

[Dr. Fate]

NEO: "You may be smarter, but I'm taller."

 

[Redwoods Wolf]

All:It's the hard-knock life for us! It's the hard-knock life for us! 'Steada treated, we get tricked! 'Steada kisses, we get kicked!

Annie: I don't know how to be no crib on MTV, God only knows, got my mini-me and the GP see how it goes. Evil's all that I see, you ask me my name? D to the rizzo, E to the vizzo, I to the lizzo. I'm a crazy m----------r, y'all knew that. Austin caught me in the first act, it's all backwards, what's up with that? So I'll make a prophecy from the dogs to the mini-me. Gimme and Escalade, two way, bling-bling on eBay. DOMINO, m---------r!

All:It's the hard-knock life for us! It's the hard-knock life for us! 'Steada treated, we get tricked! 'Steada kisses, we get kicked!

Annie: Yeah! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!--Uh huh-- This is for all my homies in brouge--Uh huh uh huh uh huh--Ah Cristol, my moto, a couple of bihatches, why not? I gotta bust a move, drop and bust a groove, feelin' fine, got an evil crew, Goldmember too, lick my nine, 'till then I'll__ on my __ and spit in your f----- guts off for shizzle my nizzle ya'll!

 

[Redwoods Wolf]

Ripley: Why do you always wear that thing?
Hicks: I have a slight...inferiority complex.

 

[wiegeabo]

Neo: "I know Kung Fu, John Woo, Wutang Klan, and... Chai Tea."

 

[Jack Bauer]

I honestly can't think of a good caption for this pic. Enjoy:

 

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I dunno using the classics before the good **** gets shat out

 

[wiegeabo]

"Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!"

 

[wiegeabo]

"Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a little plastic rocket... "

 

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

GET ME A PROPHYLACTIC!

 

[ghost_x]

'I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine'

 

[Dr. Fate]

Ripley: Why do you always wear that thing?
Hicks: I have a slight...inferiority complex.

Hehehe, great use of a Goldfinger quote.

HICKS: "I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?"
RIPLEY: "Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!"
HICKS: "They broke the chalice from the palace?"
RIPLEY: "And replaced it with a flagon."
HICKS: "A flagon...?"
RIPLEY: "With the figure of a dragon."
HICKS: "Flagon shaped like a dragon."
RIPLEY: "Right."
HICKS: "But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?"
RIPLEY: "No! The pellet with the poison' sin the flagon with the dragon! Withe vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!"
HICKS: "The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon, the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true."
RIPLEY: "Just remember that."
HICKS: " "

 

[Redwoods Wolf]

Thanks, Fate.

Shinzon: You want to know the secret to surviving air travel? After you get where you're going, take off your shoes and your socks then walk around on the rug bare foot and make fists with your toes.
Picard: Fists with your toes?
Shinzon: I know, it sounds crazy. Trust me, I've been doing it for nine years.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks, Fate.

Shinzon: You want to know the secret to surviving air travel? After you get where you're going, take off your shoes and your socks then walk around on the rug bare foot and make fists with your toes.
Picard: Fists with your toes?
Shinzon: I know, it sounds crazy. Trust me, I've been doing it for nine years.

Your welcome Red. Ah. Die Hard.

HICKS: "Welcome to the party, pal!"

ROBOCOP: "It's okay, I'm a cop. Trust me. I've been doing it for 11 years."

 

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

Luke...I am your father.


____

Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other... jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most...masochistic.

Bill...it's your bab...

 

[wiegeabo]

Peter: "I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around."

 

[Dr. Fate]

WICKET: "I'm really a very friendly bear if I'm not crossed."

Can you guess which Burt Lancaster film that's from?

HICKS: "When I get home people 'll ask me, "Hey Hoot, why do you do it man? Why? You some war junkie?" You know what I'll say? I won't say a goddamn word. Why? They won't understand. They won't understand why we do it. They won't understand that it's about the men next to you, and that's it. That's all it is."

 

[Redwoods Wolf]

^^No idea.

HICKS: He's more machine now than man...twisted and evil.

 

[Redwoods Wolf]

Aliens? We gotta deal with aliens too?

Luigi, *we're* the aliens.

We are? Wow, cool.