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[TankerX]

"'IM THE JUGGERNAUT *****!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

^^No idea.

REESE: He's more machine now than man...twisted and evil.

The quote is from "The Flame And The Arrow", an old 1950s swashbuckler with Burt Lancaster as an Italian archer caught up in a rebellion against German invaders.

I like the Aliens/Super Mario Brothers quote.

"'IM THE JUGGERNAUT *****!"

Hehe, good one Tanker!

REESE: "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

 

[ghost_x]

'Which is better Empire or Jedi'

'Empire'

'Blaspemy!'

 

[Dr. Fate]

REESE: "Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied."

 

[Dr. Fate]

'Which is better Empire or Jedi'

'Empire'

'Blaspemy!'

Hehe, you tell 'em Wicket!

REESE: "I picked a Helluva day to quit drinkin'!"​

 

[Zev]

Shia: It's bad to kill. Guns kill. And you don't have to be a gun. You are what you choose to be. You choose. Choose.

 

[FaT_tONle]

SHH Fanstasy Baseball over at Community if you are interested

Okay people listen up.... I STARTED A FANSTASY LEAGUE FOR SHH... if you are interested JOIN ASAP... drafting is sunday at 3:00 pm (April 9th)... let me know if u are interested or if someone else is already doing one... its kinda late but w/e.... here is the info

Location: Yahoo fantasy baseball
League Name: SHH Fantasy Baseball League
Password: 077003466
League Type: Custom
Draft Type Live: Online Draft (4/8/07 3:00 pm)
Unique League Name: shhfantasybb
Draft Time: Sun Apr 8 3:00pm EDT

Please make your TEAM NAME the same as your SHH account so you can be identified... thank you

 

[Dr. Fate]

Shia: It's bad to kill. Guns kill. And you don't have to be a gun. You are what you choose to be. You choose. Choose.

Heh. What's that from?

CORPORAL DWAYNE HICKS: "Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?"

KYLE REESE: "Because it's dull, you twit! It'll hurt more!"

 

[wiegeabo]

Spike: "My God. I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school."

 

[Zev]

Heh. What's that from?

The Iron Giant, you Philistine.

 

[Dr. Fate]

"Grow those back."

 

[Zev]

"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? / It's swell to have a stiffy. / It's divine to own a dick, / From the tiniest little tadger / To the world's biggest prick. / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, / Your Percy, or your cock. / You can wrap it up in ribbons. / You can slip it in your sock, / But don't take it out in public, / Or they will stick you in the dock, / And you won't come back."

 

[Dr. Fate]

KYLE REESE: "A gun is a tool, Marian; no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that."

 

[ghost_x]

"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? / It's swell to have a stiffy. / It's divine to own a dick, / From the tiniest little tadger / To the world's biggest prick. / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, / Your Percy, or your cock. / You can wrap it up in ribbons. / You can slip it in your sock, / But don't take it out in public, / Or they will stick you in the dock, / And you won't come back."

ahhh the meaning of life, and you got all the lyrics right!

 

[wiegeabo]

"Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it."

 

[Dr. Fate]

CHRISTINA APPLEGATE: "So tell me Eddie - is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
WILL FERRELL: "Cut the comedy, Dolores. I've had a very hard day."

 

[Dr. Fate]

PINHEAD: "What's this 'and the rest' crap?"

 

[ghost_x]

'Looks Like Someone Just **** In Your Cereal, BUNGGG'

 

[wiegeabo]

Pinhead: "This has not been honorable."

 

[wiegeabo]

Pinhead: "Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot?"

 

[wiegeabo]

"Now maybe you could find it in your heart to take this thing and shove it up your ass."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Pinhead: "This has not been honorable."

Hey, that's my line!

APPLEGATE: "You know I don't like to wear any underwear, don't you, Nick?"

 

[Zev]

Applegate: I take his weapons away. Both of them.

 

[wiegeabo]

""Those who will not live by the law shall die by the law!""

 

[wiegeabo]

Emperor: "I know you have been inconvenienced. I am prepared to compensate you. Shall we say one million American dollars?"
Luke: "..."
Emperor: "Very well then, two million."