Mix up movie captions

[kedrell]

^Perfect!

 

[C.F. Kane]

 

[Doctor Jones]

Panthro that was genius.

 

[Panthro]

Thank you kedrell, C.F., Jones. It seemed a logical choice, as Mr. Spock would say.

EL CID: "I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for Polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters. These were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us."

 

[Doctor Jones]

Awesome. Great Apocalypse Now reference!

 

[Panthro]

CHEKOV: "What are they?"

EL CID: "They were once men. Great kings of men. Then Sauron the deceiver gave to them nine rings of power. Blinded by their greed, they took them without question, one by one falling into darkness. Now they are slaves to his will. They are the Nazgul, Ringwraiths, neither living nor dead. At all times they feel the presence of the Ring, drawn to the power of the One. They will never stop hunting you."

 

[Doctor Jones]

Awesome LOTR Panthro. Let me have a try...

CHEKOV: Would you destroy it?

EL CID: ... I would of gone with you to the end. To the very fires of Mordor.

 

[Panthro]

Awesome LOTR Panthro. Let me have a try...

CHEKOV: Would you destroy it?

EL CID: ... I would of gone with you to the end. To the very fires of Mordor.

Very good Jones.

 

[Panthro]

EL CID: "Listen, and understand. That Terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!"

SEPHORA: "Can you stop it?"

EL CID: "I don't know. With these weapons, I don't know."

 

[Milu]

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests. We did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!"

 

[Panthro]

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests. We did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!"

Hehe, what's that from?

AL PACINO: "He stole my balloons! Why didn't someone tell me he had one of those- things?!"

 

[kedrell]

^The TDA one is awesome. hahahahahaha!

 

[Panthro]

Glad you approve Ked.

MOSES: "You must learn the ways of the Force if you're to come with me to Alderaan."

CHEKOV: "Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan, I've got to get home, it's late, I'm in for it as it is."

MOSES: "I need your help Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing."

 

[Panthro]

DUTCH: "Hey, it's me!"
PREDATOR: "Prove It!"
DUTCH: "You're a D***."
PREDATOR: "Okay."

 

[The Navigator]

ANNIE: My God, I hate you so much, I just want to smash your face in!
PAUL: Too late! I'm a dead man.
ANNIE: What about the transplant?
PAUL: Oh, sure--50 grand, you gonna pay for it?
ANNIE: No!
PAUL: Of course you're not. Let's face it: you're a kid, you live at home, you've got no job--all you're good for is goofing around with your friends on your moped.
ANNIE: I am going to get you better, and then I'm going to beat you to death!

 

[The Navigator]

INDY: Well what I'm doing for the guy who likes to bluff is I'm playing a little game called "Am I Bluffing?"
[Loads one round into the revolver to play Russian Roulette]
INDY: Where is she? Where the f**k is Harmony? You want to play hardball? I can do that.

[Spins the chamber and points the gun]
INDY: Where is the girl?

[Shoots the guy in the head]

HENRY: Wh--What did you just do?

INDY: I just put in one bullet, didn't I?
HENRY: You put a live round in that gun?
INDY: Well yeah, there was like an 8% chance.
]

HENRY: Eight? Who taught you math?

 

[Doctor Jones]

That was hilarious. What's it from?

 

[Doctor Jones]

KIRK: Winged freak. Terrorizes... Wait'll they get a load of me...

 

[kedrell]

That was hilarious. What's it from?

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang. A truly great movie.

 

[kedrell]

Predator: "In the fifth, your ass goes down. SAY IT!!!"
Dutch: "In the fifth my ass goes down."

 

[Wolfman]

Ahahahaha! if only the Predator had really said that in the movie. DD

 

[Doctor Jones]

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang. A truly great movie.

Oh yeah. I can't believe I forgot about that line! t:

 

[Panthro]

INDY: Well what I'm doing for the guy who likes to bluff is I'm playing a little game called "Am I Bluffing?"
[Loads one round into the revolver to play Russian Roulette]
INDY: Where is she? Where the f**k is Harmony? You want to play hardball? I can do that.

[Spins the chamber and points the gun]
INDY: Where is the girl?

[Shoots the guy in the head]

HENRY: Wh--What did you just do?

INDY: I just put in one bullet, didn't I?
HENRY: You put a live round in that gun?
INDY: Well yeah, there was like an 8% chance.
]

HENRY: Eight? Who taught you math?

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

Man this thread's been gone a long time.

BEN-HUR: "Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!"

 

[The Navigator]

Edit.

 

[redmarvel]

Maverick: Talk to the hand.