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[C.F. Kane]

I'm going to Hell for that one.

No, I'm going to hell for this one:

Let Jesus **** you, let Jesus **** you. Let him **** you.







now excuse me, I have to go say 800 Hail Marys while lashing myself

 

[Elijya]

what's that quote from?

 

[C.F. Kane]

what's that quote from?

The Exorcist, from the bit where the girl *********es with a crucifix

 

[Elijya]

I pick up guns, bad things happen to people. I don't like that.

 

[Elijya]

Wallace: It's okay. We're not actually related anyway.

 

[Elijya]

Mace: He must have thought it is white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?
Yoda: No man, It ain't white boy day.

 

[Elijya]

Mr. Potato-Head: It's the nukes. I know you, you love
having the power of God at your fingertips, you get off on it.

 

[Carmine Falcone]

Mace: He must have thought it is white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?
Yoda: No man, It ain't white boy day.

D True Romance rocks.

 

[Elijya]

If I had to **** any man, I mean if my life depended on it, then it'd be Elvis.

 

[Elijya]

Starsky.: First, we totally kill Bill and Ted!
Hutch: Yeah, then we take over their lives.
Starsky: Then, we utterly destroy them.
Hutch: Then, at the Battle of the Bands, we give the speech they we gonna give, except totally different.

 

[Elijya]

George Bailey: I've had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me.

 

[Elijya]

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 'Twould be a pity to damage yours.

 

[Elijya]

from offscreen: THAT'S A HUGE *****!

 

[Elijya]

Mary Jane: Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?
Spider-Man: Oh no. It's just they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.

 

[C.F. Kane]

Man, Elijya's on a roll...

Must...surpass...him...

Han: [muffled] Oil Can

 

[Elijya]

John: We're in a terrible rush.
Jesus: Don't rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

 

[The Question]

"I wasn't even supposed to be here today."

 

[Elijya]

Mickey: You can overcome any adversary no matter how bizarre their powers may seem. There is always a way. Only one thing can defeat you . . . your own fear.

 

[C.F. Kane]

Jason Bourne: Maat Day-mon!

 

[Elijya]

We're on a mission from God.

 

[C.F. Kane]

Ferdinand: You're such a pig-****er
Babe: Why would you call me a pig-****er?
Ferdinand: Well, let's see. First of all, you **** pigs.
Babe: Oh yeah!

 

[Elijya]

Kevin Lowmax: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean "bad"?
John Milton/Satan: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Christabella: Total protonic reversal!
Kevin Lowmax: Right, that's bad. Okay, alright, important safety tip, thanks.

 

[C.F. Kane]

I hate Illinois Nazis.

 

[C.F. Kane]

Luke: Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.

 

[JackBauer]

Jar Jar: I work in the City in a job I don't understand and everyone keeps getting promoted above me. I haven't had a girlfriends since... puberty and, well, the long and short of it is, nobody fancies me, and if these cheeks get any chubbier, they never will.
Padmé: Nonsense. I fancy you. Or at least I did before you got so fat.