Monopoly Gets New Token, Loses One

Well, my world is officially shattered.

 

shoulda got rid of the wheelbarrow.

 

And amongst the new tokens that could have been picked (a robot, guitar, helicopter, diamond ring), a cat got the most votes. Numties.

 

I hate cats.

Actually not cats, cat people. If you have more than 2 house cats you're borderline insane.

 

It's a kitty!

 

Cat's will fix the economy.

 

Well my mother's going to be pissed.

 

RIP Iron. You will probably be forgotten.

 

For me, the top hat!

 

Of course it's a cat. They put it to an online vote, and the internet is inexplicably obsessed with cats.

 

The helicopter would have been a good one.

RIP Iron

 

Shoud have gotten rid of the racecar.

I will not tolerate palindromes!

 

They should have replaced the Iron with this
Capitalist, industrialist, entrepreneur with a monopoly on badass.

 

I think exactly the same if anyone owns more than two dogs...

 

[shouting] Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a bunch of scraps!

 

Now what token will the female players use?

 

Sewing thimble

 

Well a friend of mine works for the SPCA she has between 7-9 cats, 2 dogs, 2 hamsters and a bunch of fish.

We all think she's crazy too.

And as a recent addition to the house, a newborn baby.

 

Penny from Good Times put them up to this.

 

Those Monopoly tokens never made much damn sense anyway.

 

This is why I play Star Wars Monopoly.

 

Yes, that's much saner.