My brother in Mexico

[Duke]

That action figure looks like he's stoned or on something!!!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

How would they handle it?

Road trip. Tequila. Hulk in a sombrero. Do the math.

 

[Slushy]

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[dude stannis]

He's 60? Well tell him to wait a week until mama ain't around no more.

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

With women you will never know the truth until it's too late.

When it comes to lying in relationships, men are Napoleon Dynamite and women are Jason Bourne.

 

[Enriquespy]

She's 45 lol if she wanted to come to America so badly, why would she choose NOW of all times

You are right, once you are 45 Mexico becomes a nice place.

 

[Immortalfire]

Is your mom going to ground him if he goes through with it? I mean really ground him... like NO internet for a week.

That's an eight amendment violation.