My cousins are moving to Beverly Hills

[terry78]

The Beverly Ho-billies, indeed.


My cousin actually married this guy a few years back who owns several small businesses in L.A.(she was 24, he was 40...won't get into that ) and as of now they live in Chino Hills, CA, which may as well be ****ing Beverly Hills considering how it looked when I went. She sent me an email saying they're planning on moving to Beverly this summer. Now I get an excuse to walk around that city and be like, "my cousin OWNS this house, goddamnit!" Should be good times. Good times indeed. This type of stuff never really was my thing, but I just like to mess with people.

 

[raybia]

Now you can move in with them and become the Prince of Bev-Hills!

 

[terry78]

Hell yeah.

 

[Poetic Chaos]

Movin' on up.

 

[knowsbleed]

Play the Axel Foley song really loud when you're cruising Rodeo Dr.

 

[Showtime]

Chino...Beverly Hills...Where is Ryan Atwood and Dylan McKay?

 

[raybia]

Chino...Beverly Hills...Where is Ryan Atwood and Dylan McKay?

Forget them. Where's Kelly?

 

[Showtime]

Kelly Taylor

 

[Mee]

Your cousins are the envy of the internet world.

 

[Fran]

Where I come from isn't all that great
My automobile is a piece of crap
My fashion sense is a little whack
And my friends are just as screwy as me

I didn't go to boarding schools
Preppy girls never looked at me
Why should they I ain't nobody
Got nothing in my pocket

[Chorus]
Beverly Hills - That's where I want to be! (Gimme Gimme)
Living in Beverly Hills...
Beverly Hills - Rolling like a celebrity! (Gimme Gimme)
Living in Beverly Hills...

Look at all those movie stars
They're all so beautiful and clean
When the housemaids scrub the floors
They get the spaces in between

I wanna live a life like that
I wanna be just like a king
Take my picture by the pool
Cause I'm the next big thing!

[Chorus]

[Bridge]
The truth is...I don't stand a chance
Its something that you're born into...
And I just don't belong...

No I don't - I'm just a no class, beat down fool
And I will always be that way
I might as well enjoy my life
And watch the stars play

[Chorus]

 

[SapphirePrima]

^Love that song!


You should try to go to the Playboy mansion!

 

[terry78]

I want to go to Beverly Hills High School and ogle. I said ogle, not touch.

 

[SapphirePrima]

I want to go to Beverly Hills High School and ogle. I said ogle, not touch.

Wouldn't most the girls have had like 3 plastic surgery operations already anyway?

 

[Captain Planet!]

The Beverly Ho-billies, indeed.


My cousin actually married this guy a few years back who owns several small businesses in L.A.(she was 24, he was 40...won't get into that ) and as of now they live in Chino Hills, CA, which may as well be ****ing Beverly Hills considering how it looked when I went. She sent me an email saying they're planning on moving to Beverly this summer. Now I get an excuse to walk around that city and be like, "my cousin OWNS this house, goddamnit!" Should be good times. Good times indeed. This type of stuff never really was my thing, but I just like to mess with people.

You must go pester celebrities!

 

[PyroChamber]

Hope they don't get weird looks from certain people, I don't know if a lot of black folks are in Beverly Hills but you never know.

 

[Manic]

Actually, I hear Bev Hills is pretty diverse. A hell of a lot more diverse than Orange County, anyway.

 

[PyroChamber]

^Oh, then they should be just fine!

 

[BatSpider]

I miss being in Beverly Hills