My Ex-Girlfriend is a Lesbian Now...

[Odin's Lawyer]

Has this ever happened to anyone else?

 

[cryptic name]

that most likely explains why she's your EX girlfirend.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

my ex-girlfriend is a b**ch. this ever happened to anyone else?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

My ex-boyfriend turned me into a temporary lesbian.

 

[Odin's Lawyer]

I didn't turn her into a lesbian.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

one of my ex-gf's has a got a baby now.

Nothing to do with me though.

 

[cryptic name]

my ex-girlfriend is a b**ch. this ever happened to anyone else?

is she a psycho-b**ch? if so, then yes.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I didn't turn her into a lesbian.

Yes you did.

 

[AndThePickles]

This guy who was my best friend in high school confessed his love to me and I had to turn him down because I didn't feel the same way. I found out quite a while ago that he's now bisexual

 

[The Amazing Lee]

is she a psycho-b**ch? if so, then yes.

One of my ex's cheated on me more than twice, I know that.

Some of the times were with my desperate friends. Why I still call them my friends, I don't know.

But hey, s**t happens.

 

[cryptic name]

My ex-boyfriend turned me into a temporary lesbian.

did he use some kind of a machine?

 

[cryptic name]

One of my ex's cheated on me more than twice, I know that.

Some of the times were with my desperate friends. Why I still call them my friends, I don't know.

But hey, s**t happens.

word.

 

[Odin's Lawyer]

Yes you did.

Nope. She was always gay, she just dated me cause I acted kinda like a chick.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I don't think I believe in bisexuality.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I don't think I believe in bisexuality.

what about beastiality?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Of course.

 

[thedeadite]

i don't think any of my ex's have become lesbians...though my most recent ex is bi-sexual so it's possible her next partner could be a woman.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Beauty and the beast.

A blatant beastiality film.

Dirty bell.

DIRTY!

 

[cryptic name]

Beauty and the beast.

A blatant beastiality film.

Dirty bell.

DIRTY!

you know how those french chicks are

 

[The Amazing Lee]

cafe oulay

 

[Colossal Spoons]

 

[The Watchman]

My ex-boyfriend turned me into a temporary lesbian.

I always liked to think I played a small role in it...

you couldn't resist being a *** dumpster for more than a year, you need the nutrients for your shiney hair.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I always liked to think I played a small role in it...

you couldn't resist being a *** dumpster for more than a year, you need the nutrients for your shiney hair.

Yeah, you know me! I can't get through the day without a ***/blueberry smoothie. **** you to Hell.

 

[cryptic name]

Yeah, you know me! I can't get through the day without a ***/blueberry smoothie. **** you to Hell.

what will those crazy jamba juice guys think of next?

 

[The Watchman]

Yeah, you know me! I can't get through the day without a ***/blueberry smoothie. **** you to Hell.

I've missed this playful banter. We'd either kill eachother or fall madly in love - followed by your extreme disappointment in my sexual performance.