My friend needs a place to stay...should I invite him to live with me?

[KRYPTON INC.]

Why would you even come here in the first place and ask a bunch of strangers what to do?!

This sounds like utter nonsense.

That's cuz it is, Mr. Quill. It is nonsense.

 

[CardinalRed]

Also to answer the common question I've talked to my parents about this and they said their okay with him coming to stay though I didn't say for how long it would be, but that's not up to me that's up to him, because it's really his decision to how long he wants to live with us.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

The following is a re-enactment of Kelvin running away from his abusive Uncle:

Kelvin, have you, um, looked at the 'wanted' ads today?

Leave me alone, dad!!! Stop abusing me!!! I'll sue your ass!!!!

Kelvin…. I'm not your dad, remember? You ran away from your parents and started squatting in my apartment even though I already have a family. Anyway, if you do wish to stay here, you have to pay some rent, and I….

The feminazi syndicate got to you, didn't it, Uncle Bob?! With their flashing green lights!!! They turned you against me!!! I'm leaving!!! I'll ask my friends on the internet to buy me my own apartment and I'll make sure it has high-speed internet and a 50 inch plasma-screen Samsung TV. Expect my lawyers to be in touch!!!

 

[Snow Queen]

Yeah, you know what, your parents need to know that kind of stuff if you expect them to provide for two grown men over 20.

 

[Ultron-5]

Lol this entire thing makes no sense.

 

[C. Lee]

Kelvin is NOT going to kill me! he is not someone with homicidal tendacies like several here (who have never talked to him once as opposed to me who has talked to him regularity for the past 5 years) have painted him out to be. Kelvin is the victim in this mess, not the abuser. While yes his own family has threatened him, he has threatened NO ONE. Just because someone is homeless does not mean they have murderous tendencies.
Kelvin has been wrong by people he thought he could trust, but there's no way he is a danger to my own safety! WHAT SO EVER.

Have you ever watched the nightly news? Almost every week there is a story about someone going nuts and killing a bunch of people....and 9 out of 10 times everyone says - I never expected this out of him, he was such a nice quiet guy. - the 10th time they say - he was weird, lived in the park, saw weird lights, talked to people from the future.......

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Please stop. Stop the act or stop and get help... PRO-Medical help. You are either a tool of an individual that gets jollies from acting like a fool online OR you are delusional and not too bright. In any case you really won't be finding what you seek here. You either need to be on meds or you think you are just OH SO VERY FUNNY. You aint' making me laugh, and if others are it's out of pity.

 

[CardinalRed]

I just wanted to clarify that my parents are okay with welcoming Kelvin into our home. As for Kelvin himself, he has until the end of the week to accept my invitation.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

EDIT: Unquoting the person who edited his post to unquote me.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

That boy aint' right.

 

[Snow Queen]

Kelvin is NOT going to kill me! he is not someone with homicidal tendacies like several here (who have never talked to him once as opposed to me who has talked to him regularity for the past 5 years) have painted him out to be. Kelvin is the victim in this mess, not the abuser. While yes his own family has threatened him, he has threatened NO ONE. Just because someone is homeless does not mean they have murderous tendencies.
Kelvin has been wrong by people he thought he could trust, but there's no way he is a danger to my own safety! WHAT SO EVER.

This has nothing to do with being homeless. This has to do with offering someone who sees green lights in his yard that he says are from a female supremacy cult in the future with men on high tech obedience collars and 20 feet tall women and thinks it's a big conspiracy involving Viacom and removing some youtube channel that you have never met in person before into your house and paying for his room and board plus a list of demands he made despite not getting himself a job.

 

[O'Haire]

Also to answer the common question I've talked to my parents about this and they said their okay with him coming to stay though I didn't say for how long it would be, but that's not up to me that's up to him, because it's really his decision to how long he wants to live with us.

Considering this person sounds completely useless and doesn't wait to do **** with his life, he will probably be there forever.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Have you ever watched the nightly news? Almost every week there is a story about someone going nuts and killing a bunch of people....and 9 out of 10 times everyone says - I never expected this out of him, he was such a nice quiet guy. - the 10th time they say - he was weird, lived in the park, saw weird lights, talked to people from the future.......

Guys, I heard a rumor Kelvin's a serial-killer. All my Viacom and FIOS friends told me. We're in a secret women-worshipping cult and we shut down YouTube channels together.

 

[Ultron-5]

This has nothing to do with being homeless. This has to do with offering someone who sees green lights in his yard that he says are from a female supremacy cult in the future with men on high tech obedience collars and 20 feet tall women and thinks it's a big conspiracy involving Viacom and removing some youtube channel that you have never met in person before into your house and paying for his room and board plus a list of demands he made despite not getting himself a job.

That dark future thing gets me every time.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Have you ever watched the nightly news? Almost every week there is a story about someone going nuts and killing a bunch of people....and 9 out of 10 times everyone says - I never expected this out of him, he was such a nice quiet guy. - the 10th time they say - he was weird, lived in the park, saw weird lights, talked to people from the future.......

Do his post read like he watches the news C. Lee?

 

[Evelisse]

Until Kelvins time to decide is up every second on the clock sounds like the 24 countdown....silent ticks near the end?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Until Kelvins time to decide is up every second on the clock sounds like the 24 countdown....silent ticks near the end?

Does that mean Kelvin…. uh, I shouldn't even say.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Do his post read like he watches the news C. Lee?

Of course he watches the news. He needs to stay on top of all information sources to stay vigilant against the Gynocracy and it's powerful green lights.

 

[C. Lee]

Do his post read like he watches the news C. Lee?

Yes.....the news where Finn from Adventure Time is the anchorman.....

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Either this is a full on con job, or more entertainingly, Card is Kelvin looking to us to provide him with reasoning for why his parents should let him stay.

 

[Snow Queen]

Yes.....the news where Finn from Adventure Time is the anchorman.....

Yeah, but not Spongebob. We know how he feels about Nickelodeon.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Yes.....the news where Finn from Adventure Time is the anchorman.....

Look at C. Lee, staying current on what's hip with the kids.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Either this is a full on con job, or more entertainingly, Card is Kelvin looking to us to provide him with reasoning for why his parents should let him stay.

So some kind of half-assed INCEPTION deal?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

2015 only began two weeks ago and we already have our 'thread of the year.'

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Yes.....the news where Finn from Adventure Time is the anchorman.....

C. Lee knows Adventure Time exist. Adventure Time officially just became one of the ten coolest cartoons of all time.