My friend needs a place to stay...should I invite him to live with me?

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Kelvin is NOT going to kill me! he is not someone with homicidal tendacies like several here (who have never talked to him once as opposed to me who has talked to him regularity for the past 5 years) have painted him out to be. Kelvin is the victim in this mess, not the abuser. While yes his own family has threatened him, he has threatened NO ONE. Just because someone is homeless does not mean they have murderous tendencies.
Kelvin has been wrong by people he thought he could trust, but there's no way he is a danger to my own safety! WHAT SO EVER.

Okay, I'm kind of with Krypton here. What exactly is the point of this thread since you obviously already had your mind made up before you made this thread. Literally nobody here has said this is a good idea and you refuse to listen. Here is the best case scenario that will happen if you go through with this plan:

You and your parents will be supporting a grown man who will flip out at the slightest provication if he thinks he is being asked to go out of his "comfort zone"

Here is the worst case scenario:

You or one of your parents says something to set him off and then he murders one or all of you.

Neither of those sound to good to me, but what do I know? You seem like your not all that bright yourself so I want to make sure you understand something, people that get loud and threaten people are full of crap 99% of the time. The people that will straight up murder you for some perceived slight don't say a damn thing about it. They just do it.

Also to answer the common question I've talked to my parents about this and they said their okay with him coming to stay though I didn't say for how long it would be, but that's not up to me that's up to him, because it's really his decision to how long he wants to live with us.

Wait just a god damn minute, your telling me it's up to that nutjob as to how long he stays? You didn't inform your parents this is not some sleepover and they just said well he can stay here until we die because we wouldn't want him to get out of his "comfort zone"? Something tells me your parents may have a little more to say on that subject.

And another thing, I knew the whole 20 feet females that live in the future and put collars on men sounded freaking familiar.

It's from a god damn episode of "Rick and Morty"

Here is a clip

**Link removed because video had uncensored cursing**

Your friend obviously can't take a joke albeit a really crappy one from someone with clearly has at least as many mental problems as your friend

 

[DarthSkywalker]

So some kind of half-assed INCEPTION deal?

More Insheeption, then Inception.

 

[Warhammer]

Honestly, guys...I cannot believe that Kelvin or this piece of s*** feminist called Carol are actually real.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Honestly, guys...I cannot believe that Kelvin or this piece of s*** feminist called Carol are actually real.

Next thing you are going to tell me is Santa Claus isn't real.

 

[Snow Queen]

Honestly, guys...I cannot believe that Kelvin or this piece of s*** feminist called Carol are actually real.

http://www.comicvine.com/profile/coral_wyvern/

I kinda want to believe this is one guy with three accounts/online personalities.

 

[Feenix]

If you take out the "e" and add an "L" and an "i", Kelvin spells KILLvin.

Coincidence? I think not.

 

[Schlosser85]

You didn't tell your parents how long he is staying for, and you say that's up to Kelvin?

Considering your parents are going to be the ones supporting both of your worthless asses, I'd say it's up to your parents, not Kelvin, and not you.

And frankly, if it was me, Kelvin could be butt naked and it could be -10 outside, and he'd go out that freaking door and not come back.

 

[Warhammer]

Next thing you are going to tell me is Santa Claus isn't real.

My mind is all kinds of blown.

I kinda want to believe this is one guy with three accounts/online personalities.

I want to believe it too...which would be an even worse scenario.

 

[C. Lee]

http://www.comicvine.com/profile/coral_wyvern/

I kinda want to believe this is one guy with three accounts/online personalities.

Weirder things have happened.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

If CR is even 17, then I'm a Chinese Jet Pilot.

 

[C. Lee]

Next thing you are going to tell me is Santa Claus isn't real.

Charles Bronson says in this movie that Santa is real http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103305/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 you don't argue with Charles Bronson.

 

[Evelisse]

If CR is even 17, then I'm a Chinese Jet Pilot.

it would be cool if you were a Chinese jet pilot

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Charles Bronson says in this movie that Santa is real http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103305/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 you don't argue with Charles Bronson.

[YT]h55HYoV0HH4[/YT]

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

it would be cool if you were a Chinese jet pilot

Sure. Flying jets, all the Chinese food you can eat. I don't see the downside.

 

[Octoberist]

This is the weirdest thread of 2015 (so far).

 

[Spider-Aziz]

What made him consider his uncle an abusive person?
Dude provided a home for Kelvin after his parents kicked him out, sounds like a relative trying to teach his nephew responsibility.

 

[bullets]

This reminds me of the threads on dating sites about abusive or cheating spouses. Basically the op will ask if they should stay with the person and everyone will say no , because the answer is blatantly obvious. However the op will continue to ignore everyone's advice because they are waiting for that one person to agree with them. Cardinal Red already made up his mind. Tell Kelvin to get a job.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

What made him consider his uncle an abusive person?
Dude provided a home for Kelvin after his parents kicked him out, sounds like a relative trying to teach his nephew responsibility.

Don't even bother Aziz. This is all a delusion or a very biased version of the real story which probably has a lot more to do with laziness and stupidity more than this supposed Kelvin's and the OP's alleged autism and them both being pushed out of their "comfort zone".

 

[Spider-Aziz]

This reminds me of the threads on dating sites about abusive or cheating spouses. Basically the op will ask if they should stay with the person and everyone will say no , because the answer is blatantly obvious. However the op will continue to ignore everyone's advice because they are waiting for that one person to agree with them. Cardinal Red already made up his mind. Tell Kelvin to get a job.

Don't even bother Aziz. This is all a delusion or a very biased version of the real story which probably has a lot more to do with laziness and stupidity more than this supposed Kelvin's and the OP's alleged autism and them both being pushed out of their "comfort zone".

People like these two could use having a friend like John Becker.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Kelvin, a friend I met on thatguywiththeglasses.com back in 2009, is continuing having trouble with:

• his abusive uncle who is threatening to make him get a job even though he's aware of the fact that Kelvin has autism.
• his favorite Youtuber (TheMysteriousMrEnter) being shut down by a corrupt Viacom representative
• a female supremacist Comicvine member named Coral Wyvern who may be part of an online female supremacy cult that includes members of Youtube and Viacom.
• external sensory phenomenon such as green lights in the sky and strange audio sounds without an apparent source.

Kelvin ran away from his uncle 2 days ago and went on Comicvine to demand that the members there send him money to pay for an apartment since he has nowhere else to live. You can read that here:
http://www.comicvine.com/forums/gen-discussion-1/i-ve-run-away-from-my-family-1636821/#22

The members of Comicvine outright mocked him and worse than that, refused to pay for an apartment for him. Kelvin is 26 years old, no job, and has autism, so let me ask you this:

Should I invite him to come stay with me? The problem? Kelvin lives on the east coast while I live more towards the west. I've never met him in person before but I've talked to him on Skype several times in the past year. Is that really something I'm willing to do is something I need to ask myself. I don't know if I can afford to take on something who essentially is a mentally stunted adult named Kelvin.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

it would be cool if you were a Chinese jet pilot

Would he be a Chinese man piloting a jet or a man piloting a Chinese jet?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Would he be a Chinese man piloting a jet or a man piloting a Chinese jet?

We leave that choice up to you... [YT]oF2UrYSDb3k[/YT]

 

[Asteroid-Man]

You didn't tell your parents how long he is staying for, and you say that's up to Kelvin?

Considering your parents are going to be the ones supporting both of your worthless asses, I'd say it's up to your parents, not Kelvin, and not you.

And frankly, if it was me, Kelvin could be butt naked and it could be -10 outside, and he'd go out that freaking door and not come back.

Schlosser, I love you man, and although I agree with your rather rambunctious statement, you need to calm the **** down. Clearly he's just a kid - relax. Don't take things so seriously. These things will blow over and be dealt with. Keep in mind that if CR is as mature as he seems to all of us, he's at a time in his life where he's experiencing a lot of emotions to new degrees; in this case empathy.

He'll learn from this experience and become better because of it, and calling him and his friend worthless will not do either of them any good. So let's all just sing kumbaya and merge this stupid thread with the lounge, shall we?

 

[Asteroid-Man]

We leave that choice up to you... [YT]oF2UrYSDb3k[/YT]

Chinese man flying a Chinese jet.

 

[Warhammer]

This is the best thread of 2015 (so far).

Fixed that for you.