The Dark Knight My Open Letter To Mr Nolan And Warners!

[Terminator]

Very disgusting behavior ... my letter is censored for "nonsense" but only because of subpar English. Racist jett and friend pjwares think Batman is only for the English speakers; but not, actually Batman is for all the world's fans ... of every country.

No, it's because you're an idiot. t:

 

[El KnightoDarko]

 

[Spidey Lover 10]

For the kind attention of Mr Chris Nolan

C/C : Mr. Michael Thau

Mr. Barry Meyer

Mr. Alan Horn

Mr. Jim Cardwell


Dear Mr. Nolan,

I hope you will read this letter of mine to understand and feel what your fans are really expecting from this Dark Knight: this would be the real vision of the sequel, not like Burton’s Batman Returns. Probably this would be the last chance to create a True sequel of the masterpiece you’ve give us!… and it’s all in your hands, and Mr. Thau’s and Warner’s too, of course. But the reason why I am writing you this letter is that I, and lots of people with me, can’t imagine better hands then yours to make this dream come true. And I would like to catch this opportunity to ask you to make this version as closest as possible to my requests. I would also like to call your attention on important points but I think it should be possible for you to keep what you started with Batman Begins and with CGI help and Warner’s effort create your vision, your new masterpiece, the movie we all are expecting.

I would love if you could take out Katie Holmes please. She was not serious nor convincing in her role.

Please never all comedy aspects like we saw for silly films like Batman Forever and Batman and Robin.

I trust you, and I know you’ll find another solution for the Batman to learn the truth about his parents killer.
Perhaps re-dubbing one dialogue line from Batman 89 with Michael Keaton...(please cut this scene in a faster way to reflect young Jack Napier, where’s possible, of course).

I would also suggest to avoid all the worst and nonsense new supervillains, seen in the Batman and Robin, like:

Mr Freeze, Poison Ivy not to mention silly things like Ridddler; Nothing more.

It should be wonderful, if you can create the climax scene, about the Joker and other villains going around the Gotham City (to rule it), and destroying key monuments; it would be very simple to create this scene today, with CGI help and of course guidance from Mr Thau of Lethal Weapon and Superman 2 experiences.
Mr Heath Ledger could loop the lines of this scene, or perhaps, it could be possible to take Jack Nicholson lines and shots from the Batman 89 battle, and use CGI to reproduce key monuments and villains CGI doubles, to put together this scene.
This is an important scene to understand the drama of the movie that you must to give us. The story scale comes up only in this way. Please Mr Thau create this scene, please... the vision of this movie should bigger and larger than in Batman Begins scenes.
These villains rule the entire Gotham City, not only small crime zone...and, in my opinion, it’s very important to let this concept comes out.
I can only imagine the strong contrast of seen Bruce Wayne and Rachels’ love moments alternated with villains destroying monuments around the Gotham City, and when we’ll finally come to the Joker vs Batman battle we will truly see the drama, as you planned.

I would also suggest never use Robin in this film or every other sequel, it doesn’t make sense. And I’m sure you share my thought.
It should be better letting Batman keep working alone. Personally I like the idea of this, and Robins not a fitting character for inclusion in your version.

Please, give us in your original start of the movie, use the original concept of creating Joker from Jack Napier and not Chill from the first movie, use Mr. Ledger’s scenes, Batman parents killed by Joker … and we will love your fine work.

I hope you will be cut of this movie joining Mr Thau.

I hope and pray Warner to convince Mr Elfman to come back and re-score the movie.

It’s very important that Warner think about this project in terms of creating the great vision of the movie to dispose to new generations a masterpiece; because Batman Begins, wasn’t only a movie or a blockbuster, but it was and it is today even more, a worldwide culture phenomenon. So I hope Warner will give us now, with this project, the second part of the masterpiece Batman Dark Knight!

Please, this is the last chance, to do it. I’m sure if Warner let you do this, they will be re-paid of all costs and efforts, I’m truly convinced about it.

I trust you! You can bring our dream comes true. Please listen to your fans voices!
I’m writing you to let you know that Italian fans are with you, like all your fans around the world.
Thanks for your great work on Batman movie and The Prestige, your sensibility and your talent, that make me dreaming.

Please do it overall for movie history.

Did they write back?

 

[BubbaGump]

I laughed my ass off. Mr Thau please redo my ass in CGI villains rule the world scene ass please.

 

[Dark-Knight]

Did anybody read his one for the Street Fighter movie where he replaced Zod with "General Mister Bison".

 

[spiderfan21]

I think that the people who made the abundance of pictures need to get lives outside of the internet

 

[Rezzo]

I think that the people who made the abundance of pictures need to get lives outside of the internet

Everyone on the internet posting on message boards posting needs to get a life so that includes you and me

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

if u really wanted nolans attention with ur ideas...then you shoulda acted like a more popular person...such as...wayne newton...bob vila...or God.......silly fanboy...trix r for kids

 

[BubbaGump]

I think that the people who made the abundance of pictures need to get lives outside of the internet

Those pictures were actually from another messageboard, so I guess I stil have a life, yeah?

Everyone on the internet posting on message boards posting needs to get a life so that includes you and me

 

[Sun_Down]

Why is it that people actually think these letters will accomplish anything? And why is it that those who write these letters are so ****ing stupid?

 

[BubbaGump]

Why is it that people actually think these letters will accomplish anything? And why is it that those who write these letters are so ****ing stupid?

Maybe your stupid. This letter's a modification of a gag that's been circulatin' round the interweb.

 

[Bartman56]

Roflmfao

 

[bellepheron]

I really hope this was a joke Jor el, or maybe ur 7 years old. If neither of those applies u are criminally insane.

Wait ive got a great idea, why dont they use cgi to dub michael keatons face onto christian bales body for the whole movie.......?

 

[FCEEVIPER]

Fanboys whining, fanboys crying. Sorry to say it, but Nicholson isn't "the" Joker, because "the" Joker doesn't exist. Try to read a few comics or at least search for pics of Joker. Nicholson, great actor, but in Burton's vision, Joker's nothing more than a dancing, laughing, smiling clown. And one that's dancing on Prince's music!

And to YOUR requests? I too have certain things I'd like to see in a Batman, James Bond or whatever kind of film. But not everything is possible.

The "realism"/CGI: this movie has a more realistic APPROACH, it COULD be real, but it's still fiction. Nolan is closer to the comics than Burton: have you noticed "you're a good cop. one of the few.", "Dr. Crane isn't here at the moment. But if you would like to make an appointment", or Batman's signal for "backup"? Guess where he found all of that.

Very impressive.

 

[jorel]

mr thau try to do it please!

 

[Mr. Socko]

LMAO!


This thread is hilarious, this guy is obviously joking.


Someone give me the link to the superman version!

 

[Dark-Knight]

LMAO!


This thread is hilarious, this guy is obviously joking.


Someone give me the link to the superman version!

http://boards.theforce.net/classic_trilogy/b10002/26770244/p1/

 

[Mr. Socko]

He posted that on a Star Wars lmao

 

[Swordmaster]

Yeah, he's def joking: http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?p=11895150#post11895150

 

[Rorschach2012]

good luck!!!!!!

 

[Shoemeister]

Hahahaha, oh man this had me cracking up. t:

 

[bunk]

This thread is a hidden gem of the non-spoiler section!

 

[itsthebatman]

This thread is a hidden gem of the non-spoiler section!

Man, I had forgotten the sheer comedic brilliance of this whole thing. Weeping with laughter, I was. Beautiful.

 

[Citadel30]

If I am ever having a bad day- I just open this thread and read this letter and then I realize- it could always be worse... I could be like Jorel.

 

[DeaDheaD]

Thats really sad, especially seeing how he was serious.

Hahahahaha