My Super Speculation

[Venom Drool]

Ever talk to any poster and wonder what they look like, of course, some post pictures of themselves but who is to say that is really them? Consider Aunt Petunia for example who we all know and remember sucks. Maybe im not the handsome gent in those pics i've posted, but an ugly sea tortoise from from hell...

my speculations

Kipobe- tall skinny blackman in his early thirties with a room of his home dedicated to nintendo and sexual innuendo

Toven- Bombshell blonde with a tight ass b****y exterior who uses message boards to vent her frustration for her constant changing sexuallity

Riddler- tiny manboy discovering he isn't as cool as he thought he was.. his being asian is suspect

Kypade- escaped victim of an mental asylum, where he was held for setting fire to his old home in order to expell the ghosts within his soul. Police questioned Toven on the matter, but she was quickly dismissed as she slept with two of them...

Draven- Short stocky and everything one hates about himself roled into a little fat package of funniness. he changes his size drastically as he can seem to be 6 posters at once, dissapearing without fair warning, sustaning himself though the posts of crappy posters like enterthemadness

Dog Lips- ten your old boy who is just learning how to power trip.

thats all i got for now

note: Dont get hurt feelings you *****es

 

[November Rain]

you know you are on the verge of getting every member coming in here and asking you to 'do them' aren't ya?



just checking.....

 

[Dangerous]

I predict Venom Drool likes Venom,

 

[Hades]

Bah. You all suck.

 

[Gamma Ray]

Do me next!

 

[Venom Drool]

bollocks..

umm

Gamma Ray- Obese fan boy of the hulk. dreams he could one day gain all his strength without lifting a weight or putting down the doughnut. has delusions that he is cool, despite the fact that he is not

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

jonty =

but just doesn't want to be bothered with all of the requests for autographs.

 

[Venom Drool]

Hades- bitter emo kid who tries and mildly succeeds at being cool. but hes emo so...

 

[Mee]

jonty =

but just doesn't want to be bothered with all of the requests for autographs.

Nephew beats him with the stapler.

 

[Sofa]

Me.

 

[Venom Drool]

Mee- 13 year old who demands attention and is as gimmicky as bugs bunny. He kinda sucks... same principle as Hades in fact but as he hasn't been on the boards to long he just appears obnoxious and plain unfunny

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Me.

Pfff

 

[Venom Drool]

Sofa- bias opinion as i sleep with her. She's beautiful and i love her. this post might kill the thread as well.

 

[Sofa]

Pfff

You and i have a great relationship.

 

[Venom Drool]

Wilhelm- like the guy. a buddy even if hes not on the list since its frekin useless. he has a twisted avvy which took me a while to figure out just cause my attention span is 3 seconds. He's probably a hairy kowala beast and dreams he's a tiger. he has no canines and restorts to vegetation and small fruits like blueberries... on more than one occasion he has grown ill from eating too many of these berries.. as his immune system is weak from sticking his penis into too many bee hives.

 

[Equint77]

hmmm... curiouser and curiouser

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

You and i have a great relationship.

Like a great white shark and a wounded seal with some wilted kelp in it's mouth?
Yeah

 

[Mee]

Mee- 13 year old who demands attention and is as gimmicky as bugs bunny. He kinda sucks... same principle as Hades in fact but as he hasn't been on the boards to long he just appears obnoxious and plain unfunny

Woe is me, Venom Drool does not approve.

 

[Venom Drool]

Equint- a ******ed dancing homosexual on the corner of your nearby sex shop and blockbuster. he screams sillyness like "im a man!" but no one pays him any mind untillhe steals a laptop with a wireless connection. he lives his life through the various laptops he steals from innocent college students and collects there photos to convice himself that he doesnt suck when he goes to sleep on the park bench. has an unhealthy obssesion with large fat cats. Wilhelm needs to watch out for how many blueberries he consumes.

 

[Equint77]

Equint- a ******ed dancing homosexual on the corner of your nearby sex shop and blockbuster. he screams sillyness like "im a man!" but no one pays him any mind untillhe steals a laptop with a wireless connection. he lives his life through the various laptops he steals from innocent college students and collects there photos to convice himself that he doesnt suck when he goes to sleep on the park bench. has an unhealthy obssesion with large fat cats. Wilhelm needs to watch out for how many blueberries he consumes.

i'm flattered. :heart:

 

[Mee]

Equint- a ******ed dancing homosexual on the corner of your nearby sex shop and blockbuster. he screams sillyness like "im a man!" but no one pays him any mind untillhe steals a laptop with a wireless connection. he lives his life through the various laptops he steals from innocent college students and collects there photos to convice himself that he doesnt suck when he goes to sleep on the park bench. has an unhealthy obssesion with large fat cats. Wilhelm needs to watch out for how many blueberries he consumes.

You sir, are a master speller.

 

[hippy fascist]

Equint- a ******ed dancing homosexual on the corner of your nearby sex shop and blockbuster. he screams sillyness like "im a man!" but no one pays him any mind untillhe steals a laptop with a wireless connection. he lives his life through the various laptops he steals from innocent college students and collects there photos to convice himself that he doesnt suck when he goes to sleep on the park bench. has an unhealthy obssesion with large fat cats. Wilhelm needs to watch out for how many blueberries he consumes.

random genius

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

what about me

 

[tzarinna]

You sure you want to know....oh damn I guess I'm next.

 

[Boom]

Do me .