Teenagers bashes parents to death with dumbbell

[jaguarr]

... But you have to admit, fruits and vegetale are infinite times better than any dead meat, because it is healthier and there are no side effects, like increased cardiovascular disease or diabetes, even stroke and cancer.

You also have to admit that genetic alteration of our crops through bio-engineering, increased use of experimental hormones, pesticides and fertilizers may carry diminshed health benefits in commercially grown fruits and vegetables, not to mention increased potential for side-effects such as cancer, fibrosis, birth defects and more.

jag

 

[Mr Sparkle]

You also have to admit that genetic alteration of our crops through bio-engineering, increased use of experimental hormones, pesticides and fertilizers may carry diminshed health benefits in commercially grown fruits and vegetables, not to mention increased potential for side-effects such as cancer, fibrosis, birth defects and more.

jag

regardless, didn't people have shorter lifespans back in the good ole days? not to mention they also went routinely insane?
Lizzie Borden anyone?

 

[OverMyHead]

You also have to admit that genetic alteration of our crops through bio-engineering, increased use of experimental hormones, pesticides and fertilizers may carry diminshed health benefits in commercially grown fruits and vegetables, not to mention increased potential for side-effects such as cancer, fibrosis, birth defects and more.

jag

I'll take that over hot dogs and ground beef, fries and beef oil, donuts and coffee.

(Well, not coffee.)

You would probably take the other way around... Tsk, tsk.

 

[heypapajinx]

You also have to admit that genetic alteration of our crops through bio-engineering, increased use of experimental hormones, pesticides and fertilizers may carry diminshed health benefits in commercially grown fruits and vegetables, not to mention increased potential for side-effects such as cancer, fibrosis, birth defects and more.

jag

this is exactly my point.
that's why i just eat everything and don't keep heavy blunt objects in the house.
you never know when you're going to eat a genetically engineered piece of celery and go totally ballistic on whoever is sleeping in the next room.
and by the way, that post above by Jag with the "hey dad... catch"

priceless.t:

 

[Abaddon]

it sucks that these crazies are running about all over the place just waiting to be set off.

 

[heypapajinx]

it sucks that these crazies are running about all over the place just waiting to be set off.

why do i get the strangest feeling that your sharpening a machete and sitting in a rocking chair made of your parents bones while you type that?

 

[Abaddon]

why do i get the strangest feeling that your sharpening a machete and sitting in a rocking chair made of your parents bones while you type that?

It's a recliner.

 

[heypapajinx]

It's a recliner.

i KNOWD it!t:

 

[jaguarr]

I'll take that over hot dogs and ground beef, fries and beef oil, donuts and coffee.

(Well, not coffee.)

You would probably take the other way around... Tsk, tsk.

Actually, I don't eat any processed foods, sugars or flours. My diet consists of almost entirely whole foods that are as organic as possible including beef, chicken, eggs, fish, vegetables and fruits. If you want to compare an average days meal and see who eats the healthiest between the two of us, I'd be happy to do so.

jag

 

[Lighthouse]

Well the kid can look foward to a lifetime of forced butt sex. Merry Christmas kid!

 

[heypapajinx]

Actually, I don't eat any processed foods, sugars or flours. My diet consists of almost entirely whole foods that are as organic as possible including beef, chicken, eggs, fish, vegetables and fruits. If you want to compare an average days meal and see who eats the healthiest between the two of us, I'd be happy to do so.

jag

waaait a second.
i thought Jaguars only ate meats unless their tummy hurts, then they eat those grasses!
lies! we've been fed LIES!

 

[jaguarr]

waaait a second.
i thought Jaguars only ate meats unless their tummy hurts, then they eat those grasses!
lies! we've been fed LIES!

Yeah, mostly meats but some of these jaguars today don't pay attention to a well-rounded diet and, quite frankly, they suffer for it. Sure, no one has to explain to me the satisfying rush that comes from killing a pecary by crushing it's skull in your jaws and feeling it's brains ooze into your mouth before you devour everything but the entrails, but sometimes a good complex carb or some fresh vegetables can really compliment the meal.

jag

 

[heypapajinx]

Yeah, mostly meats but some of these jaguars today don't pay attention to a well-rounded diet and, quite frankly, they suffer for it. Sure, no one has to explain to me the satisfying rush that comes from killing a pecary by crushing it's skull in your jaws and feeling it's brains ooze into your mouth before you devour everything but the entrails, but sometimes a good complex carb or some fresh vegetables can really compliment the meal.

jag

really?
and perhaps a nice house wine and some delicious salad dressing?

 

[jaguarr]

really?
and perhaps a nice house wine and some delicious salad dressing?

The house wine is always rubbish. Order the good stuff.

jag

 

[heypapajinx]

The house wine is always rubbish. Order the good stuff.

jag

haaahaha!@
when you just said "rubbish" i got an image of Oscar the Grouch in his little trash can!t:

 

[CorporalHicks]

screw the cruel and unusual punishment amendment, they should put him in a pool with 2 hungry alligators

 

[heypapajinx]

screw the cruel and unusual punishment amendment, they should put him in a pool with 2 hungry alligators

or hippos!
hungry, hungry hippos.

 

[OverMyHead]

Did you know...

the most death in Africa comes from Hippos? Not lions, alligators, but hippose.

 

[pyromaniac]

This crime has an actual, official term. It's called familicide.

Every case ever possible always has a root cause(s) even if it doesn't seem like it.

When you think about it - all attack is a cry for help.

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

Fast Food and Junk Food?

Humburgers, pizza, KFC, coke, candy, chips?

It is indeed killing us.

Probably but I'm still going to eat them.

 

[heypapajinx]

Did you know...

the most death in Africa comes from Hippos? Not lions, alligators, but hippose.

that was the super cutest way i have ever seen hippo spelled!!!t:
and no, i did NOT know that.

 

[muertevilla]

that was the super cutest way i have ever seen hippo spelled!!!t:
and no, i did NOT know that.

you know..it was pretty cute but...it needed some zazz....i mean am i wrong for saying that?

 

[ang_hulk]

atleast he made sure he could do it but now insanity pleas out because he was sane enough to do a practice run.O well.