The Pussycat Song by Connie Vannette
My pussycat was scratching out on the back door
Scratched so long, poor ***** got sore
Sore *****!
Sore...*****
Just a friendly little cat!
My pussycat was sitting out on the front step
Sat so long, poor ***** got wet
Wet *****!
Sore...wet...*****
Just a friendly little cat!
My pussycat was playing out on the back lot
Played so long, poor ***** got hot
Hot *****!
Sore...wet...hot....*****
Just a friendly little cat!
My pussycat was rocking in the rocking chair
Rocked so long, he lost his hair
Bald *****!
Sore...wet...hot...bald...*****
Just a friendly little cat!
My neighbor and I are at the clothesline
I said to my neighbor, "Won't you look at mine?"
My *****!
Sore...wet...hot...bald...*****
Just a friendly little cat!
My neighbor stole my kitty, but I did see
I said to my neighbor, "Set my ***** free!"
Free *****!
Sore...wet...hot...bald...free...*****
Just a friendly little cat!
Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
Awww, nice *****!
(Meow)